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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m not shy

Hi

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening from scotland (not the whole of scotland, just me) lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m not shy either

Good evening beautiful ones

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy

Hi "

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It surely cant be nocturnal Ive just eaten tea

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Gööd ëvëning PrinçessPuddle_! — You are tonight's ²nd poster!

How are you?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero, and fellow nocturnals!

I’m just settling for bed, had a busy day and up far too early for work tomorrow.

How are you?

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By *uriousm123Man
over a year ago

stafford

Hello everyone! I'm not shy either

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from scotland (not the whole of scotland, just me) lol "

Hello and good evening to Nïç85, the maiden with the porcelain legs.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?"

Something naughty, but nice

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy either

Good evening beautiful ones "

Le Petit Oiseau! " 'beautiful ones" - a magnum opus from Prince & The Revolution.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Good evening Nero

Good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It surely cant be nocturnal Ive just eaten tea "

Evening felicitations ·Márèn·, the nocturnal Fox from the town of Ox.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, and fellow nocturnals!

I’m just settling for bed, had a busy day and up far too early for work tomorrow.

How are you? "

Jarl Lõthbrõk! Good evening. Thank you for sliding into the snug bar and sliding out for your Zzzz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m not shy either

Good evening beautiful ones

Le Petit Oiseau! " 'beautiful ones" - a magnum opus from Prince & The Revolution."

A pièce de résistance Sir

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone! I'm not shy either

"

Everyone please extend a warm welcome to curiousm¹²³.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice "

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero

Good evening all."

Hello côôkie! Long time no nookie We need a catch up....over Gin, again.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Gööd ëvëning PrinçessPuddle_! — You are tonight's ²nd poster!

How are you?"

Good evening Nerö..•°°

I've had an okay day, how are you?.•°°

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice". "

We’ll work on something else I think

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everyone! I'm not shy either

Everyone please extend a warm welcome to curiousm¹²³. "

A warm welcome curiousm

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated "

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening fabbers.....a week off here

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Good evening Nero

Good evening all.

Hello côôkie! Long time no nookie We need a catch up....over Gin, again."

I wholeheartedly agree, maybe not with four shots of gin in my glass this time

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy either

Good evening beautiful ones

Le Petit Oiseau! " 'beautiful ones" - a magnum opus from Prince & The Revolution.

A pièce de résistance Sir "

You know your place well Lady, when you top and tail your salutation with a "Sir".

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

sHårïf! My dear friend and Nocturnalite. Are you well this evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°

Gööd ëvëning PrinçessPuddle_! — You are tonight's ²nd poster!

How are you?

Good evening Nerö..•°°

I've had an okay day, how are you?.•°°"

I'm all the better for seeing you here. I'll be all the better for seeing you 'there'.

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By *uriousm123Man
over a year ago

stafford


"Hello everyone! I'm not shy either

Everyone please extend a warm welcome to curiousm¹²³.

A warm welcome curiousm "

Hello and thanks for the warm welcome

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker."

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening everyone. It may be a brief visit as bed and a good book is tempting me upstairs.

J

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think "

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening fabbers.....a week off here "

g°°d Evening _Toxic_

A week off is the perfect tonic. What are your plans?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero

Good evening all.

Hello côôkie! Long time no nookie We need a catch up....over Gin, again.

I wholeheartedly agree, maybe not with four shots of gin in my glass this time "

I'm sorry, I should be more generous: six shots for you next time. Let's just forgo the Tonique and Lime.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin? "

Ok you’ve killed my mood…. I’ll have a cup of tea please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out. "

Friday! Glad that the end to Upstairs is in sight

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone! I'm not shy either

Everyone please extend a warm welcome to curiousm¹²³.

A warm welcome curiousm

Hello and thanks for the warm welcome "

You're most welcome. There's a leather Chesterfield with your name on it. Take a seat and pour yourself a Sauternes.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out. "

We can send out a search party to look for those 5kgs that went missing. Hospitals eh? Everyone seems to pilfer from those places.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone. It may be a brief visit as bed and a good book is tempting me upstairs.

J"

Gööd ëvëning "J". Stick your head above the Nocturnal parapet as you head ² bed!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out. "

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin?

Ok you’ve killed my mood…. I’ll have a cup of tea please "

Would you like a biscuit with that? A dunk perhaps?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin?

Ok you’ve killed my mood…. I’ll have a cup of tea please "

....I'll mix it with some powered oxytocin.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin?

Ok you’ve killed my mood…. I’ll have a cup of tea please

Would you like a biscuit with that? A dunk perhaps? "

Oh my gods. I’m not a dunker (shudder)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m not shy

Hi

Good evening MístyPèaks — You are tonight's ¹st poster! What will your prize be this evening?

Something naughty, but nice

An elephant Seal? Those pups are often mischievous but "nice".

We’ll work on something else I think

Perhaps a Wanton Warbler or a Randy Robin?

Ok you’ve killed my mood…. I’ll have a cup of tea please

....I'll mix it with some powered oxytocin."

Pfffft.

You romantic

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

Not shy, going to say hi

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out.

We can send out a search party to look for those 5kgs that went missing. Hospitals eh? Everyone seems to pilfer from those places."

I think there were goblins that came out at night time

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Good evening everyone

sHårïf! My dear friend and Nocturnalite. Are you well this evening?"

All good here hope your well too. Might have an early night though.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, and fellow nocturnals!

I’m just settling for bed, had a busy day and up far too early for work tomorrow.

How are you?

Jarl Lõthbrõk! Good evening. Thank you for sliding into the snug bar and sliding out for your Zzzz "

No, thank you kind sir. I can always spare a moment to join you

Now for an episode of Britannia before my hours of slumber.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Not shy, going to say hi "

Gyres~~~~Good Evening!

No need to be bashful here.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus. "

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out.

We can send out a search party to look for those 5kgs that went missing. Hospitals eh? Everyone seems to pilfer from those places.

I think there were goblins that came out at night time "

In a private hospital, in Mayfair???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out.

We can send out a search party to look for those 5kgs that went missing. Hospitals eh? Everyone seems to pilfer from those places.

I think there were goblins that came out at night time

In a private hospital, in Mayfair??? "

No, in a shit hospital in the North of England

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone

sHårïf! My dear friend and Nocturnalite. Are you well this evening?

All good here hope your well too. Might have an early night though. "

The door to the snug bar extends both ways, sHårïf. You're always welcome......•°o...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, and fellow nocturnals!

I’m just settling for bed, had a busy day and up far too early for work tomorrow.

How are you?

Jarl Lõthbrõk! Good evening. Thank you for sliding into the snug bar and sliding out for your Zzzz

No, thank you kind sir. I can always spare a moment to join you

Now for an episode of Britannia before my hours of slumber. "

Give ole Britannia my wholesome regards! †

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

"

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings from Bed™

Today has been another exhilarating day of sitting On Bed™ and napping. I've decided to stop taking the Mega Super Duper pain medication because it's given me lots of horrible side effects and it's bad enough without that. Not taken one for over 24hr now. I'll just have to man up and live with it.

Mr KC remains resolutely amazing and gorgeous and sexy and yummy and special and I'm the absolute most lucky wife in the whole world to have him to look after me.

I've been in receipt of some special medicinal hugs today, very much appreciated

KC² my , many an hour, minute and second have been accumulated by your sore derrière in that hospital bed. Hurrah for Mr KC and his pure unadulterated dedication. And, he is one sexy motherfucker.

I am presently in my Home Bed™. I was given a ride home by two gentlemen from a private ambulance service on Friday and they carried me upstairs. I'd like to say it was like in the movies where princesses get carried along on sedan chairs but it was more two burly blokes sweating and swearing to haul my fat ass up. That's despite losing 5kgs.

I'm now stuck living Upstairs in our current house. We move to the bungalow on Friday. Fuck knows how I get down again but we'll work something out.

We can send out a search party to look for those 5kgs that went missing. Hospitals eh? Everyone seems to pilfer from those places.

I think there were goblins that came out at night time

In a private hospital, in Mayfair???

No, in a shit hospital in the North of England "

Same fing, innit??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall. "

Ahem… what did I miss?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

Ahem… what did I miss? "

.....oh, this and that.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal friends....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

Ahem… what did I miss?

.....oh, this and that. "

This, that and a ferret? I see

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal friends....

"

Good evening Brôther Åsh †

How was your Monday? All well, fine and dandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from scotland (not the whole of scotland, just me) lol

Hello and good evening to Nïç85, the maiden with the porcelain legs. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

Ahem… what did I miss?

.....oh, this and that.

This, that and a ferret? I see "

Makes perfect sense, no?!

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening all, hope you’ve had a fabulous day!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening from scotland (not the whole of scotland, just me) lol

Hello and good evening to Nïç85, the maiden with the porcelain legs.

"

Prey tell, are you "half past tipsy" yet?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Nero. Hi everyone else. This isn't my first time at group.

Been to work, vegged out.

Good evening Måggy! You're one of our original Nocturnalites; a Noc' Emeritus.

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

Ahem… what did I miss?

.....oh, this and that.

This, that and a ferret? I see

Makes perfect sense, no?!"

Nocturnal Logic™ at its best. Unsurpassed. Unparalleled.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, hope you’ve had a fabulous day!!"

Good evening DJønes — why don't you suffuse yourself over the leather banquette, in our Nocturnal Bar. Are you well?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Need to get that honour framed and up on the wall.

Ask LíttlèBírd: she'll nail you to the wall.

Ahem… what did I miss?

.....oh, this and that.

This, that and a ferret? I see

Makes perfect sense, no?!

Nocturnal Logic™ at its best. Unsurpassed. Unparalleled."

Of course it makes sense. I understood perfectly Sir

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal friends....

Good evening Brôther Åsh †

How was your Monday? All well, fine and dandy?"

All good here thank you...just been chilling out this evening listening to talksport

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and nocturnal friends....

Good evening Brôther Åsh †

How was your Monday? All well, fine and dandy?

All good here thank you...just been chilling out this evening listening to talksport "

Has there been much dialogue on Talksport or was it a silent affair?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Evening OP and all

I’m lying in bed with Timmy ache, put it this way it’s a good job I’m on my own

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's a silent affair... ... ^

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening OP and all

I’m lying in bed with Timmy, put it this way it’s a good job I’m on my own "

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Lucky Timmy!!!

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Good evening all, hope you’ve had a fabulous day!!

Good evening DJønes — why don't you suffuse yourself over the leather banquette, in our Nocturnal Bar. Are you well?"

I’m very well Mr Nero, enjoying the start of a week off work so started the day with a lie in then chilling out all day

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Evening OP and all

I’m lying in bed with Timmy, put it this way it’s a good job I’m on my own

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Lucky Timmy!!! "

Oops tummy lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all, hope you’ve had a fabulous day!!

Good evening DJønes — why don't you suffuse yourself over the leather banquette, in our Nocturnal Bar. Are you well?

I’m very well Mr Nero, enjoying the start of a week off work so started the day with a lie in then chilling out all day "

So many fine gentlefolk with a week off.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening OP and all

I’m lying in bed with Timmy, put it this way it’s a good job I’m on my own

|

Lucky Timmy!!!

Oops tummy lol "

Either way — good evening Ânniê! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening from scotland (not the whole of scotland, just me) lol

Hello and good evening to Nïç85, the maiden with the porcelain legs.

Not tonight, best behaviour

Prey tell, are you "half past tipsy" yet? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening everyone "

GØØD evening Blu'._.!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It'll soon be the Mïdnïght Høur my flowers

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening "

Good evening DanieLpieRced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all"

Good evening Hanson! Welcome to the Nøcturnal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Thank you "

You're welcome.

Don't tell me: like (nearly) everyone else you've got the week off??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just today tomorrow !

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Just today tomorrow !"

Enjoy your day off!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm off for another month

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm off for another month "

Have 'they' signed you off? You'll be climbing the walls at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all from Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of all that naughty browsing you can do in a month

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all from Cardiff "

Good evening ••xStevox•• from Cardiff, from us/them/they at the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all late night lurkers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Think of all that naughty browsing you can do in a month"

........

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi all late night lurkers. "

°

G1987²°°° - good evening!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Evening OP and all

Another night that I can't get off to sleep. Head is spinning with loads of things and my eczema is really itchy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening OP and all

Another night that I can't get off to sleep. Head is spinning with loads of things and my eczema is really itchy."

Good evening —·LLB·—, what a delight to see you on the Nocturnal. I noticed your "Håppy" thread on the other end of the Fab Corridor.

I'm sorry to hear about your Eczema. What are you taking for it? Steroids? Potions? Lotions? Ointment?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello Nerø,

Evening Nocturnal Friends.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello Nerø,

Evening Nocturnal Friends. "

Pocket / Rocket / Sprockett²² — good evening!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"Evening OP and all

Another night that I can't get off to sleep. Head is spinning with loads of things and my eczema is really itchy.

Good evening —·LLB·—, what a delight to see you on the Nocturnal. I noticed your "Håppy" thread on the other end of the Fab Corridor.

I'm sorry to hear about your Eczema. What are you taking for it? Steroids? Potions? Lotions? Ointment?"

Antihistamine, it's on my face and neck so can't use steroid cream.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening OP and all

Another night that I can't get off to sleep. Head is spinning with loads of things and my eczema is really itchy.

Good evening —·LLB·—, what a delight to see you on the Nocturnal. I noticed your "Håppy" thread on the other end of the Fab Corridor.

I'm sorry to hear about your Eczema. What are you taking for it? Steroids? Potions? Lotions? Ointment?

Antihistamine, it's on my face and neck so can't use steroid cream. "

Tacrolimus 0.03% ointment.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Nerø,

Evening Nocturnal Friends.

Pocket / Rocket / Sprockett²² — good evening! "

Hello Handsome

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A late good evening before I pop my nighty on and jump into bed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I'm off for another month

Have 'they' signed you off? You'll be climbing the walls at this rate!"

Aye, I'm signed off for now. It's very tedious and boring but I have to try and get myself mobile again. Moving house is Step 1.

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