FabSwingers.com forum: Scottish Dog Poo Madness

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A shopping centre in Scotland in a place called Pollock is in the news. Shopping centre managers desperate for extra shoppers trialled a scheme to let dog owners into the shops. The result. So much dog shite that the organisers have ended the scheme early. What in holy madness is going on here guys. It is literally all over the news

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

All over the poos

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"All over the poos"

And all over the trews….

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Crappy owners that don’t pick up after their dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted. I liked going to Silverburn and seeing all the excited dogs.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that these dog owners were letting dogs shit in the shops and not picking up the dog mess..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

This story is a pile of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All over the poos

And all over the trews….

It’s not what I had t’ urd!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Silverburn is fairly local to me. I've seen a few dogs in the centre but I haven't seen and dog shite on the floor.

I'm not a dog lover and I'm nervous around them but I didn't see any without an owner or off a lead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crappy owners that don’t pick up after their dogs.

"
who says it's the dogs

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

i wonder of there are any clips of the action on PooTube?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The worst ones are these owners with extendable leads..

They could be on the ground floor looking at pottery and the dog on floor one pooing in ladies fashion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crappy owners that don’t pick up after their dogs.

who says it's the dogs"

I always blame the owners.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Crappy owners that don’t pick up after their dogs.

who says it's the dogs

I always blame the owners.

Not sure it's the owners who are shitting in Dorothy Perkins

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Tom is on top form from under his bridge tonight

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"All over the poos

And all over the trews….

It’s not what I had t’ urd!

This is serious, you shouldn’t be poo pooing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since it's Pollock are we sure the dogs aren't being framed?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I am now imagining a dogshit Jackson Pollock, so thanks for that.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I am now imagining a dogshit Jackson Pollock, so thanks for that. "

Its the ultimate in artistic movements

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cant wait for Jools Holland to announce this new band at next year's Hogmany. Are they a cover band?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well least it's not on the streets where any Tom dick or Harry could've stood on it and brought it back home

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

It's all over the och aye the noo's

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

This story is a Scoop .

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Considering most shops sell any old crap, I expect they were were glad of the extra stock.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"All over the poos

And all over the trews….

And all over the shoes

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Since it's Pollock are we sure the dogs aren't being framed?"

You think it might be fish instead?

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