FabSwingers.com forum: Best dildo gag

By *yramid2022 OP Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Hi all!

I'm looking to take things up a notch and invest in a dildo gag. Looking online this appears a bit of a minefield so I'm hoping for recommendations of what to get (and what to avoid)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."

To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that.""

That was the best dildo gag so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old couple, married for over 30 years, had regular sex, however, the husband always insisted on turning the lights off as they did the deed.

One night the wife was a bit cheesed off and decided that she would put a stop to this, so while they were in the middle of doing it, she switched the lights on. To her surprise she saw her husband was holding a dildo.

She was upset and screamed at him, "You impotent bastard, how could you be lying to me all of these years. Explain yourself!" Her husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't spend good money on a vibrating dildo.

Put a wasp in a cigar case.

Saves money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man goes to fancy dress party with dildo strapped to the middle of his face.

His friend asks him who he has come as.

‘Fuck knows’ is the reply !!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

OP, there's a fantasy-themed boutique in Soho called "Dildo Baggins". You can order ønline.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

When using dildo gags what are they like?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"When using dildo gags what are they like? "

Just like any other joke, but you have to be more careful with your audience

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Central

Perhaps ideal to explore and evaluate what size you can appropriately take, of whatever type. Too small and it'll be little different than sucking a boiled sweet. Too big, may be closer to having a coop full's batch of boiled eggs rammed down you

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
43 weeks ago

Ryde

I picked one up from Temu only a few weeks ago. It's quite a common one, with a two-inch cock which goes in the mouth, and a 5.2" cock on the other end.

The main material is PU Leather, but the gags are made from TPE.

I've used it, and have no problems with it.

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