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"I’m sorry your valentine is injured "Pfft not even my hand likes me enough to go for valentines anyway! | |||
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"I’m sorry your valentine is injured "
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"Buy yourself an apple pie on the way home Problem solved " I'm far too cheap for that | |||
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"Oh no. If I was closer I'd offer my services til you're healed." Its the thought that counts!  | |||
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"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved." Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though. | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too! "Him? Or did you mean home?  | |||
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"sending my condolences. much love, thoughts and prayers to get you through this difficult time. Px "Thoughts and prayers help, thank you.  | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!
Him? Or did you mean home? "Applies to both really after Meli's comment! But home  | |||
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"Apply Deep Heat liberally. On your arm... Not your cock " Haha thank you for clarification. Night have to go out for some, not sure I have any at home. | |||
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"Have you considered using your feet? A different sensation perhaps, but depending on your flexibility it could be worth a try. Plus please video it "Great minds | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too! "Practise makes perfect. | |||
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"Have you considered using your feet? A different sensation perhaps, but depending on your flexibility it could be worth a try. Plus please video it "I think I'd be more likely to self BJ and that's far from likely as it is! | |||
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"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved. Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though. " You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help. | |||
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"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved. Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though. You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help. "You're thinking what I'm thinking, aren't you. | |||
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"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved. Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though. You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help. "Done! I may have been vague with details | |||
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"I seen a video of a fleshlight tucked in between a mattress and base and the guy was fucking away. I can’t remember the profile name on here but it’s stayed with me since I seen it (27 years ago )
K"Rumour is his ghost can be seen by tge new residents when they are woken by the bed moving at night | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too! "If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!
If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol"Then whoever does it like my other hand is shocking at it and should never wank anyone else of again out of shame | |||
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"I’m sorry your valentine is injured
I spat my drink out reading this"Love this | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!
If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol
Then whoever does it like my other hand is shocking at it and should never wank anyone else of again out of shame"Tell that to the Inbetweeners | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too! "Could you get a stand in until you’re all better?  x | |||
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"Lefty loosely and it feels like someone else is teeheehee" It really doesn't. However a numb hand and arm is closer to that feeling... So I've been told... | |||
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"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out. Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different. I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!
Could you get a stand in until you’re all better? x "I might have to! | |||
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"Wish I could send you a get well soon card. Should we start a collection? Would you prefer a steady stream of ladies to help you out or would you prefer one woman for the full night? I'll get it arranged. F" Hmmm I'm not sure! I mean if there are plenty of ladies offering sympathy I guess I'd have to go with the steady stream. | |||
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"Have you tried sticking your cock in the slow cooker? But don't forget to add lube and make sure to use the LOW setting. As it warms up you will feel like you are fucking a big baggy real pussy. I'd recommend it to all my friends and family. I have only ever heard wonderful things. Happy Valentines to you. "Does a ninja 15in1 count? | |||
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"Pop next door and see if they can lend you a hand- its the neighbourly thing to do "One side... I'd rather not!
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"Have you tried sticking your cock in the slow cooker? But don't forget to add lube and make sure to use the LOW setting. As it warms up you will feel like you are fucking a big baggy real pussy. I'd recommend it to all my friends and family. I have only ever heard wonderful things. Happy Valentines to you.
Does a ninja 15in1 count? "15in1. You're showing off now. Make sure to apply some SPF180 though because otherwise you'll end up with a crispy dick. | |||
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