FabSwingers.com forum: Loo Roll Test

By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

I was recently asked if I “passed the loo roll test” re: girth.

A bit naive but now I understand it, yes I do. Doesn’t every man? Can’t get it on at all….

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I can’t fit one up there so my girth must be impressively tight

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But not all loo rolls are the same width. If you get cheap ones they can be a lot wider to make it look like you're getting more for your money. Plus some are narrower for eco credentials.

Just use a lynx can

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"I can’t fit one up there so my girth must be impressively tight"

Or, I was thinking, maybe I have a small toilet roll?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh….so THAT’S the loo roll test….

I thought it was a colonic health inspection type thing; Gillian McKieth style….

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time."

I might just do that - just for laughs

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"But not all loo rolls are the same width. If you get cheap ones they can be a lot wider to make it look like you're getting more for your money. Plus some are narrower for eco credentials.

Just use a lynx can

I’d have to remove the actuator first and hope there were no sharp edges, haha!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Can’t say I’ve ever tried, but you can guarantee what I’ll be doing next time I have a borer.

The mr

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"But not all loo rolls are the same width. If you get cheap ones they can be a lot wider to make it look like you're getting more for your money. Plus some are narrower for eco credentials.

Just use a lynx can

There should be an industry standard, for calibration purposes. The Andrew Test might be more specific?

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By *ldergirthMan
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I cant penetrate one

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time."

Love this idea. Pic challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*facepalm. ….

You know those plastic anitibiotic capsules you have from the doctor. If I halved one of those!….that’s my test, I can fill that.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"*facepalm. ….

You know those plastic anitibiotic capsules you have from the doctor. If I halved one of those!….that’s my test, I can fill that.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time."

I've just had a genius idea for a new profile photo.......

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Anyone fill a Pringles tube? Asking for a friend

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I don't know about the loo roll test, but I measure up well compared to an IKEA pencil

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"Anyone fill a Pringles tube? Asking for a friend "

Even Pringles are smaller than they used to be… the tube stayed the same size though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate to dash men's dreams here but a loo roll isn't actually that girthy....just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now waiting for all these toilet roll tube pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now waiting for all these toilet roll tube pics

You know if you take a selfie photo through a toilet roll tube, you look like the ‘man in the moon!’

*your welcome.

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"Hate to dash men's dreams here but a loo roll isn't actually that girthy....just saying. "

It clearly isn’t (which is great for the male ego)! And has added some humour to an otherwise dull day…. Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

John West can

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

No I can't get my cock in a loo roll tube, I think that's what you're asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate to dash men's dreams here but a loo roll isn't actually that girthy....just saying. "

What’s “girthy” then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue loo roll shortage in the supermarkets.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Hate to dash men's dreams here but a loo roll isn't actually that girthy....just saying. "

Yeah but you have a big vagina

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I thought it was seeing if you could use one square without fingering your self.

(Proves you aren't too rough)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I employ the kitchen roll test. It fits in but doesn't come out the other end.

I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. The brand that I use is called "Plenty™" but I'm not sure if that's a misnomer in my case.

I may try "Bounty™" but I fear with that it's also a foregone conclusion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But not all loo rolls are the same width. If you get cheap ones they can be a lot wider to make it look like you're getting more for your money. Plus some are narrower for eco credentials.

Just use a lynx can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know about the loo roll test, but I measure up well compared to an IKEA pencil

Have you been asked not to return to ikea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fill a Pringles tube? Asking for a friend "

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can just squeeze it through with a bit of lube, but it leave my foreskin behind , not that I’ve ever tried this , but imagine I could

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

And I thought this was about what way you hang your toilet paper

Under or over .

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I can just squeeze it through with a bit of lube, but it leave my foreskin behind , not that I’ve ever tried this , but imagine I could

In today's Blue Peter challenge, we're making home-made Fleshlights...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just bought some twice the length of the normal toilet roll if anybout wants the spare roll when empty but I've no desire to put my cock in its not wide enough or long enough for me.

Also I've just seen a pig flying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

John West can "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pass the straw test

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

Love this idea. Pic challenge

Yes! I'm tired of the same thing, I want to see how creative men are. Let their glitter run free.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

Love this idea. Pic challenge

Yes! I'm tired of the same thing, I want to see how creative men are. Let their glitter run free."

Glitter and penis is not a good combination at all

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By *unner6969 OP Man
over a year ago

Herts/Bucks

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time."

Just watched your video - what a beautiful voice! How did I miss you when I was working in the North West?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

You want a cock that’s 4 inches wide but only 1 1/2 inches long..?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I was recently asked if I “passed the loo roll test” re: girth.

A bit naive but now I understand it, yes I do. Doesn’t every man? Can’t get it on at all….

I thought it was a lynx can or sky remote now we've gone metric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

You want a cock that’s 4 inches wide but only 1 1/2 inches long..?

Perfect vag fit.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Can men use a tuna can as a measuring tool please....

You want a cock that’s 4 inches wide but only 1 1/2 inches long..?

Could try it sideways?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

Love this idea. Pic challenge

Yes! I'm tired of the same thing, I want to see how creative men are. Let their glitter run free.

Glitter and penis is not a good combination at all

Glitter penis SHOULD be a thing! I've been waiting a long time for it

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cheat & use a kitchen roll tube - it's got a wider diameter

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

Love this idea. Pic challenge

Yes! I'm tired of the same thing, I want to see how creative men are. Let their glitter run free.

Glitter and penis is not a good combination at all

Glitter penis SHOULD be a thing! I've been waiting a long time for it

Ladies had vajazzles guys can have boabydazzlers .

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Take photos. I wish more men would do the toilet roll test. Provide evidence of it. Decorate the toilet rolls, show off your crafty side at the same time.

Just watched your video - what a beautiful voice! How did I miss you when I was working in the North West?!"

Ha, you should count yourself lucky you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone fill a Pringles tube? Asking for a friend "

Never mind that. Can anyone lick the crumbs from the bottom?

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