FabSwingers.com forum: Weather balloons or ALIENS ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Nobody panic...they're here

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Was Brexit jot supposed to stop this sort of thing? I thought we were taking back control of our borders?!?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Weather balloons or spying surveillance equipment ?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

More to the point - why is this post on the other site with "aliens" also in capitals??

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About time, we could do with some intelligent life on this planet.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Its no coincidence that we have suddenly managed to crack the key to cold fusion on a small Scale a couple of months ago - and now we have all of these strange objects circling the night sky. The Martians are worried that we can now send space rockets there powered only by a glass of water… next we will invent the faster than light speed drive… by adding coffee to the water - we all know caffeine makes things go faster …. So we will be on Mars in 5 minutes flat powered by a double espresso - coffee will then be taxed like fuel so a dble espresso will cost £3500 … and a cappuccino… well no point thinking about it!!

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,"

They only wanted to share their mashed potato technology...what have we done

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Swamp gas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weather balloons or spying surveillance equipment ? "

Well this is a kick in the Schafernakers.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I think that the aliens are visiting us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the words of Cerys… this could be a case for Mulder and Skully.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I heard it was Dr Evil launching Big Boy.

But that was just a rumour so who knows?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

First one was a windy accident and then the copycat ballooners got involved. They are trying to scare us with their plastic flying air filled poppy things! Don't fall for it! Destroy all balloons!

I need to stop drinking coffee so early

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bastards! That was my brand new porn satellite they shot down! I was getting hardcore channels from all over the globe as well and would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky kids in that garish coloured van who alerted the authorities!

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

They have cum in peace

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By *ibblepilotMan
over a year ago

Preston

A distraction for the masses !

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

...and now they claim it was an asteroid that fell in the UK..all the clues are coming together...

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" Roswell"...the truth is out there

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

its the Clangers sending soup from soup Dragon!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Meh. They’ve just realised you can make long life drones cheaper than spy satellites.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Where can I get some asteroid cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its the Clangers sending soup from soup Dragon!"

I head it was Mr Spoon coming back from Button Moon actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,

They only wanted to share their mashed potato technology...what have we done

Omg I remember when they first arrived on tv with their welcome messages!

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

Well while we are on this site,"Nobody will hear you scream"!!!.........

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Well I'm going to hide behind a series of rocks and sneak out and shoot them in ever increasing speeds as they get lower and lower I may occasionally take a shot at the mothership.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"well if they are aliens we certainly no how to greet them,

They only wanted to share their mashed potato technology...what have we done

Omg I remember when they first arrived on tv with their welcome messages!

.and we still peel potatoes with our little knives...haha haha haha haha ..

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

What pronouns do aliens use? I really wouldn’t want to offend them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hilarious that they're happier to promote the idea of ET than point to Eastern powers up to mischief

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

All I can say is someone's missing a birthday balloon .

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

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By *ohn8210tCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

It’s all another conspiracy. If there had been a serious security breech over a country - any country, do you really think that the said country would release that information to the press to be published and henceforth discussed on forums like this, the press and on public television!

Really- how can people be so gullible ?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"It’s all another conspiracy. If there had been a serious security breech over a country - any country, do you really think that the said country would release that information to the press to be published and henceforth discussed on forums like this, the press and on public television!

Really- how can people be so gullible ?

Here we go, strap yourselves in.

The YouTube basement dwellers have spoken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe that the White House had to formally state that it is not extraterrestrial activity. Wait, it's the US, okay, I can..

Someone fire up the War of the Worlds soundtrack.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really- how can people be so gullible ?

What is your theory? What really happened?

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

What is your theory? What really happened? "

First was a Chinese Weather Balloon. Whether it was genuinely "surveiling" we will never know.

Others ? Stuff that's been up there for honking ages.

Why are they finding it now ? Because they've detuned their radar sensitivities and are finding nonsense they has been aloft for yonks.

And I suspect some of that stuff that's been up there for years has probably been responsible for other "UFO sightings" by pilots and air passengers.

All manner of crap.

Kids "science projects"

Private "ash/remains being made airborne"

"Lantern Parties"

And other such nonsense.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I can't believe that the White House had to formally state that it is not extraterrestrial activity. Wait, it's the US, okay, I can..

Someone fire up the War of the Worlds soundtrack....."

I've just watched Gerard Butler singlehandedly defeat some North Koreans and take back the White House. Excellent documentary actually. And then there's that nice Mr Smith who has previously defeated the Aliens on Independence Day itself. I think the US will be fine. It has a wide skills base to deal with this sort of thing. There are documentaries about it all over Netflix and Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Old man from up had tried 3 times to get to South America and keeps getting shot down (my theory)

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol"

That would be a pretty spectacular way to go, wouldn't it ? I mean, we're going to die anyway, and there are common ailments we all tend to perish from statistically speaking, but adding "Nommed by Ravenous Aliens (that looked like Mr. Blobby)" would be quite novel and sardonic I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't weather balloons or aliens - somebody mistakenly inflated Sam Smith's Brit Awards outfit with helium.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The globalists are conspiring to distract the sheeple from the latest round of depopulation tactics and so cooperated with the Martians to put up a pretty object that would own the libs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol"

Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away…

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many balloons do they shoot down that float over from Disney land .

Wouldn't make a good story " American soldiers shoot down a 3 foot Micky mouse "

...mayby the Chinese should do that so not to arouse suspicion. Toy story spy balloons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How many balloons do they shoot down that float over from Disney land .

Wouldn't make a good story " American soldiers shoot down a 3 foot Micky mouse "

...mayby the Chinese should do that so not to arouse suspicion. Toy story spy balloons "

Don't give them ideas!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol"

Couldn’t make things any worse, really.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just see on the news a woman spokesman the president of USA

Its not extraterrestrial .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

Couldn’t make things any worse, really."

Exatly just let him phone home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

Any intelligent life form will have already checked us out and will be keeping well away…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

Couldn’t make things any worse, really.

Exatly just let him phone home

lol"
as long as he's not on EE, he will have no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean after the way the world has been going the last 3 years, it wouldnt really suprise me if ET came to visit lol

Couldn’t make things any worse, really.

Exatly just let him phone home

lol as long as he's not on EE, he will have no chance "

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Nobody panic...they're here

Must be Aliens who travelled from beyond the galaxies in spaceships going at the light speed to be blow up at 20,000 feet by lawnmower equivalent jets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've always been here.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hot air balloon rides are cancelled until further notice

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hot air balloon rides are cancelled until further notice "

Hang on I'd played in advance

I want refund or a double trip it was a valentines day gift .

Always the same last minute cancelation

usely you say its too

Windy to fly .now who's windy

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Just see on the news a woman spokesman the president of USA

Its not extraterrestrial .

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plausible deniability ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each American emits three times more greenhouse gases than a Frenchman, the French President, ...It's official, America is full of hot air.

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

Everyone calm down, inside info for you ----- Pink Floyd have been trying to recreate their flying pig video, Ossie Osbourne doesn't like it, so keeps getting them shot down.

Let's face it, if it was aliens, Buck Rogers would have sorted it out.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Breaking News: It has just been confirmed that Mr Blobby was shot down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just check Google Earth? Silly Orialiens.

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