FabSwingers.com forum: Best chat up line

By *jones OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...

So I did

She ended up staying at mine ...

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

This is a cracking story…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...

So I did

She ended up staying at mine ..."

Are you going to ring her?

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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Unbelievably she had a full set of teeth as well

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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...

So I did

She ended up staying at mine ...

Are you going to ring her?"

No I'll see her in the pub

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Unbelievably she had a full set of teeth as well"

Were they in a box??

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

We're the clean or 3 days old ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awghhhhhh I feel like I can taste this thread

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...

So I did

She ended up staying at mine ...

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omg you're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awghhhhhh I feel like I can taste this thread

Smells like poo and regret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey up treacle, 'ow's about me and you go en get stickeh (in your best northern accent)

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I heard on along time ago - a woman/girl had-just shot down a lad in a horrible way - really arrogant and just nasty so his mate went up and said - I remember you years ago - you worked in the firework factory - was definitely you - she said not me lad definitely wrong girl - he said it was definitely you because I remember you looked like a banger had gone off in your mouth…you haven’t changed a bit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awghhhhhh I feel like I can taste this thread

Lol and ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a smashing blouse you have have on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I got chatted up while out the lad was younger, got rid of him by saying 'pipe dow short stuff, I got pants older than you, come back when your balls drop'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke once asked me if I would like to go back to his house and take his wife's knickers off. It turned out he was wearing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a smashing blouse you have have on "

Is your name wifi?

Because I’m feeling a connection…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wash your underwear with Windolene? Cos I can see myself in your pants.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven???

… and landed on your face??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lady, I just noticed a ladder going up your tights

Can I climb up it ?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Can i smell your pussy?? … might be your feet… ?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

This may have answered the question… how come Todger is still single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feelings for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

How do you like breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, gold is yellow.. I'd fuck you like a good little fellow

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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"What a smashing blouse you have have on

Is your name wifi?

Because I’m feeling a connection… "

Lol lol.

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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Heard some lads say to some girls ...have you got a mirror in your knickers ?

I can see myself in your pants tonight ...

It actually got a good laugh from the girls which was a good start

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