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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again,

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i know him wen ever im looking 4 my shoes, which i leave in a specific place, or my keys, and wen i go to get them normaly wen im late they have gone, and erm nobody has touched them funny that grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have custard creams and bourbons…….

Hey , I'm just say'in I've got some, thats all....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have custard creams and bourbons…….

Hey , I'm just say'in I've got some, thats all.... "

got bourbons soxy, send some custard creamsmy way please andthank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have custard creams and bourbons…….

Hey , I'm just say'in I've got some, thats all....

got bourbons soxy, send some custard creamsmy way please andthank you xx"

Ok.... on their way disguised in a plain brown wrapper, although it has been noted as a matter of national security such deliveries can be intercepted or confiscated by the biscuit police…..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I feel so sorry for the tortoise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel so sorry for the tortoise... "

Yes Gwanny, I must admit.... I was left wondering how you clean out a tortoise…..

Are laxatives and pipe cleaners involved?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel so sorry for the tortoise... "

Tried dunking them, but too big for the cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel so sorry for the tortoise...

Yes Gwanny, I must admit.... I was left wondering how you clean out a tortoise…..

Are laxatives and pipe cleaners involved?

"

Can be a bot tricky getting in the corners

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, "
Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind.... "

So we are looking for a one legged, custard cream eater, carrying a passport. Gonna put posters up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just done the housework too.. sat down and now don't wanna get up to do some lunch. Looks like the kids are gonna starve till dinner time!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind....

So we are looking for a one legged, custard cream eater, carrying a passport. Gonna put posters up "
That narrows it down somewhat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....

Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....

Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn "

It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....

Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn

It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind. "

Knowing tortoises he'll be humping it and not wearing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....

Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn

It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind.

Knowing tortoises he'll be humping it and not wearing it "

The biscuit munching tortoise in my house is 6ft 1" and does midnight raids that would astound the SAS on my biscuit tin ! He's nearly 16 and can polish off a full packet in minutes! Then say "it wasn't me"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....

Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn

It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind. "

Carrying a passport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr nobody lives in my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr nobody lives in my house "

They must be brothers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Mr nobody was a frequent visitor at my house, he would take root.

Strangley he managed to leave around the same time as my son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mr nobody was a frequent visitor at my house, he would take root.

Strangley he managed to leave around the same time as my son"

Ah ah, its all becoming clear now

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By *heekygeordieguyMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Yep, he nicks my socks out of the washing machine and just leaves me with one odd one, bloody murder as i dont know if its the left or the right one.!!!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind.... "

It will be lying by the side of the road..there is always just 1 shoe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah he gets about this guy...... he has had my socket set away at work, hope he returns it pronto!!!! Grrrrrr

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