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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind looking at my profile and let me know if it could do with any improvement.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind looking at my profile and let me know if it could do with any improvement.

Thanks"

Only if you do ours

It is certainly brief , could do with a bit of padding out .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some pics would help a lot. Dont have to be a face puc either

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs.

Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And mine....you sound vey alluring...someone who you want to get to know...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs.

Will you marry me? "

Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"And mine....you sound vey alluring...someone who you want to get to know... "

You Wonky Wooshians are anyones for a pair of yellow skiddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMM I hope so...yes I am pleased to see you...xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It appears to be functional and will suffice.

Any 'improvement' advice would be subjective to me and therefore I can't guarantee the end result would be deemed an improvement to the majority.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come come now Granny, you naughty thing! I do believe you're extracting the urine on the daily 'look at me' thread - can't beat a bit of humour to start the new year!

ps. perfect profile, direct, to the point - no fence-sitting for you this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps a little more info about yourself, height, weight, bra size, nothing personal, also bank details and credit card number.

A couple of suggestive pics wouldn't go amiss. A subtle black and white stocking topped thigh and a slightly more risque one showing the soles of your high heels at the side of your ears as you hold your ankles firmly.

There is always an option of a profile pic and avatar for starters though.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind looking at my profile and let me know if it could do with any improvement.

Thanks"

It is athletic, ascetic and possibly agnostic. I read it several times!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs.

Will you marry me?

Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money."

I own a gold mine in Peru as well as an arms company that is part owned br the Vatican, so my assets are considerable.

I also have a cock the size of a family sized " 50% " extra " xmas special " Pepsi Max bottle and I know how to use it.

Now do you want a bloody shag or not? I can't be doing with all this message swapping stuff. Two replies and that's it then, your loss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It appears to be functional and will suffice.

Any 'improvement' advice would be subjective to me and therefore I can't guarantee the end result would be deemed an improvement to the majority."

I could offer my wormhole.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"It appears to be functional and will suffice.

Any 'improvement' advice would be subjective to me and therefore I can't guarantee the end result would be deemed an improvement to the majority.

I could offer my wormhole."

That would be an acceptable improvement indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gwanny we all know most people simply skip over the site provided dropdown menu options and head straight for the individual content written by the profile owner ,,,,,,

So I’m not criticising but perhaps you could include just a tad more relevant information most guys seek on here,,,,

Perhaps like mentioning that your (65%) Carbon (18%) Hydrogen (10%) Nitrogen (3%) Calcium (1.5%) Phosphorus (1.0%) Potassium (0.35%) Sulphur (0.25%) Sodium (0.15%) Magnesium (0.05%) Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%) Lithium, Strontium, Aluminium, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)….

Oh and don't forget to reiterate your an genuine open-minded up for anything fun loving single female….!!!…

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs.

Will you marry me?

Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money.

I own a gold mine in Peru as well as an arms company that is part owned br the Vatican, so my assets are considerable.

I also have a cock the size of a family sized " 50% " extra " xmas special " Pepsi Max bottle and I know how to use it.

Now do you want a bloody shag or not? I can't be doing with all this message swapping stuff. Two replies and that's it then, your loss "

Yes okay but im not taking me tights off.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Gwanny we all know most people simply skip over the site provided dropdown menu options and head straight for the individual content written by the profile owner ,,,,,,

So I’m not criticising but perhaps you could include just a tad more relevant information most guys seek on here,,,,

Perhaps like mentioning that your (65%) Carbon (18%) Hydrogen (10%) Nitrogen (3%) Calcium (1.5%) Phosphorus (1.0%) Potassium (0.35%) Sulphur (0.25%) Sodium (0.15%) Magnesium (0.05%) Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%) Lithium, Strontium, Aluminium, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)….

Oh and don't forget to reiterate your an genuine open-minded up for anything fun loving single female….!!!…

"

Awwwww first time on here anyone ever called me female - Thanks Soxy.xx

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