FabSwingers.com forum: Yon lusty fellow fancies thee, fair maid..

By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

This is a 'My mate fancies you' thread with a difference. All answers must be in the form of poetry. 'Form' can be defined loosely - villanelle, sestina, sonnet, or free verse - it's up to you.

Say if you are in, AND say if you are happy to put others' words into verse if someone is a less than confident versifier. For example, if a chap wanted me to tell Lemonbuttercream that he's wanted to take her to Heaven and back for ages, I might post on here:

'Through every planet, every course,

He'll sail you through eternity.

Your black hole's drawn his lusty thrust,

From Stone Age to Modernity.'

So...are you in to receive poetic declarations of desire, do you want to write your own, have others write them for you, or offer your services as a poet-for-hire? Make your way to the Hypermarket of Lexical Delights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf,

She doth make Brucey,

Go play with himself.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

In for a spin, until I wilt beneath the quilt

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf,

She doth make Brucey,

Go play with himself."

Are you offering your services as a poet?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Oh Littlebird

You sweetest thing

Our hearts would sing

If you'd be our third

Winston and Lady Astor

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Not in "

'Young Wonko now, though self-proclaimed as sane,

Has turned his back on possibilities.

He once again fair maiden's hopes hath slain,

And made the OP definitely ill at ease.'

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

- This feels ambitious;

- That said, I'm in (as postie).

- Send me your messages;

- And we'll begin...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

To be in or out

That is the task

For a message from a fair maiden

That is a great ask

I have nothing to offer

Other than a Beard

Though as I write this

It sounds a bit weird

If i receive a beautiful message

I will declare myself in

And if everything fails

I will never again go out on a limb

Beard

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf,

She doth make Brucey,

Go play with himself.

Are you offering your services as a poet?"

Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine,

My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine.

Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine,

As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nighttime this evening

A little, witty bread joins

Helping the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, but if I sent any messages that person would know it was me...can only write poetry in other languages

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

The peaks of Misty wishes to join

The muscles and heat of a loin

Of manliness heat and fire

Or failing that someone who can write poetry …

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh Littlebird

You sweetest thing

Our hearts would sing

If you'd be our third

Winston and Lady Astor "

Oh darlings. I am truly honoured

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf,

She doth make Brucey,

Go play with himself.

Are you offering your services as a poet?

Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine,

My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine.

Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine,

As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?'"

Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The littlest of birds

That I'd like to bonk

Jump in my clown car

And we can *honk honk*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you

IYKYK

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Nighttime this evening

A little, witty bread joins

Helping the forum"

Though Mother's Pride he was and is,

A tiger bread's more accurate.

His yeast has risen with the heat:

A slice so nice you cannot wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf,

She doth make Brucey,

Go play with himself.

Are you offering your services as a poet?"

Who me? As a poet

I think you're crazy

But just like the advert

Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine,

My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine.

Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine,

As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?'

Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here!

Thank you very much: entirely my pleasure! But in that case, the people of Fab need to up their game.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Misty's peaks are fair and fine

To lay betwixt would be divine

A booby hug while she wears britches

Gives me little nether twitches

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The littlest of birds

That I'd like to bonk

Jump in my clown car

And we can *honk honk*"

Oh my! The poetry is superb

Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine,

My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine.

Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine,

As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?'

Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here!

Thank you very much: entirely my pleasure! But in that case, the people of Fab need to up their game.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh Elephantis will you show off your trunk?

With a little attention, I know I could make it spunk

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

In but I’m not expecting a sonnet from a fair maiden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The littlest of birds

That I'd like to bonk

Jump in my clown car

And we can *honk honk*

Oh my! The poetry is superb

Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?

Derek Griffiths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The poetry we'll shirk, it seems like hard work.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you

IYKYK

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like to put

My penis in you

Winston

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Misty's peaks are fair and fine

To lay betwixt would be divine

A booby hug while she wears britches

Gives me little nether twitches

Oh…

That is perfection.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The littlest of birds

That I'd like to bonk

Jump in my clown car

And we can *honk honk*

Oh my! The poetry is superb

Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?

Derek Griffiths."

I best Play Away then…

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"The poetry we'll shirk, it seems like hard work."

In for a Penny, though worth many more,

With their rhymes true and modest, their feet in the door.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I show a titty,

Can I get a ditty,

Just for Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make this thread work one requires some clout.

For that sole reason - count me out.

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Oh Elephantis will you show off your trunk?

With a little attention, I know I could make it spunk

Dee's for Delicious

And G stands for Gorgeous.

Together their wish is

To please and engorge us.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Lusty Knights of Fab send me your ditties,

In return I'll show my titties....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started a rhyme, but ran out of time.

So I'll keep it so simple and just do a line...

If you show me your bits, I'll show you my tits.

(I'm just joking, please no cock pics in my inbox)

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"If I show a titty,

Can I get a ditty,

Just for Me. "

Oh Maren, if sharin'

Your breasts you desire.

I'd fain write you verse

Fit for Orpheus' lyre.

But words cannot truly

Encompass your chest:

Photographic encapture

Enraptures me best.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

•

·Thesp' has set himself upon it,

·For Nero to write a sonnet,

·About the paramour for whom he has designs,

·She, who is loved though much maligned,

·Cares not, but destined to be entwined,

·With passion and unresolved fortitude,

·This lady is of fair grace and pulchritude.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you

IYKYK

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like to put

My penis in you

Winston "

Why Ambassador. You are spoiling us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady named Alice

Who used dynamite sticks as a phallus.

They found her vagina in South Carolina

And bits of her tits fell in Dallas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I show a titty,

Can I get a ditty,

Just for Me.

Oh Maren, if sharin'

Your breasts you desire.

I'd fain write you verse

Fit for Orpheus' lyre.

But words cannot truly

Encompass your chest:

Photographic encapture

Enraptures me best."

thankyou

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

There once was a lady named daisy,

Her profile is driving me crazy,

Her lingerie's top, it makes my heart stop,

And now maybe she'll wink me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Oh ….

Nero my hero

Brings class to the mass

Has more taste than haste

Favours soul over looks

Doesn’t give mere fucks

The epitome of style

(And I love a turophile)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

There once was a woman called Misty

She loved to get ever so pissed, see

She’d slam the tequilas

It gave her the feelers

And turned her into Misty frisky!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"There once was a woman called Misty

She loved to get ever so pissed, see

She’d slam the tequilas

It gave her the feelers

And turned her into Misty frisky!"

Last night in a nutshell

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ah Nero, Nero

Everybodies hero

No need for a lynx can

From this stylish man

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

•She's the oracle of the nocturnal, our MístyPèaks,

•Her disciples pay heed when Místy' speaks,

•Of love, lust and licentious lewdity,

•And her rapturous breasts and spellbound nudity.

•Each evening she plays her fine Zither,

•And summons her men to "come hither!".

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I once knew a woman called Dee,

Who would only fuck men after tea,

She’d slurp and she’d dunk,

Then climb into her bunk,

And moan to her date “Now I want thee!”

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Oh misty, misty,

Your hooters top, lovely

A sight that is fine to see,

Oh misty misty

(I'll let you guess the tune

)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

a bulbous cock head is a joy to see

Men send me nudes for my walled gallery

Thanks

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

°Rickshawed, 'visage of an ethereal divinity,

°Assured, the veneer masks her virginity,

°But in true corporeal reality, I fear,

°She craves her men whose clothes she tears!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Today I saw a woman called Daisy

Her pictures would drive this guy crazy

To imagine her kiss me

Made my heart beat so quickly

My lob-on was now not so lazy!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

An ode to Felix

A man of heart

Mind and true

Filthy but courteous

Compliments due

I’d love to nibble

Taste and sample

I think he’d agree..

The rewards are “ample “

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I was out of the old type

And I'm out of this one too

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

"
m

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"An ode to Felix

A man of heart

Mind and true

Filthy but courteous

Compliments due

I’d love to nibble

Taste and sample

I think he’d agree..

The rewards are “ample “"

Oh Misty you fabulous creature!! Love this - and I’m nicking “filthy but courteous”!!!!

I also love being nibbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Muck

Truck

Schmuck

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

•It's long overdue this confession of mine,

•Of Maren, her teets, her areolas sublime.

•Her understated photo-chromatics,

•Compel me to leaps and aerobatics!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ha!

I’ve got a few. Too few to mention

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Muck

Truck

Schmuck"

All of those

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I am very impressed by the fine efforts! Mine is somewhat more prosaic.

If you want to fuck

First I'd like to suck

Your penis.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Buck

Luck

Duck

Cuck

Wuck (what Jonathan Ross would offer)

Muck

Truck

Schmuck

All of those

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Muck

Truck

Schmuck"

Little Bjrd

Let’s get in a truck

You schmuck

And fuck

With red (for danger)

3 in abed

Because she said…

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

There once was a goddess called Red

Whose auburn locks flowed from her head

With the naughtiest of grins

Her boobs garnered wins

And an impressive queue to her bed!!

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Shuck your clothes o'er each dainty foot,

All the better,to engage, smile and fuck.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)"

Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C stood on the moonlit bridge

Her heart was all aquiver

She gave a cough

Her tits dropped off

And floated down the river

We are in…not sure what we’re in for but we’re in

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

•The apotheosis of RedForDanger!

•Amongst the masses she is no stranger,

•Resplendent (and handsome) like Stuart Granger.

•She's congenial, demure in her hourglass couture,

•For many a gentleman would have her for sure!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)

Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?"

Ffs not words, syllables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)

Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?"

17 syllables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm mentally deficient

All my brain cells spent

It isn't all a rumour

I hide it with humour

So I use words which have no intent

It's late

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)"

Angelica delicate, on those sweet lips.

Juniper fragrant through delicate sips.

Citrus as sharp as her brilliant mind.

Ice no more cool than her presence, you'll find.

Admixture of tonic, as she to the Forum

Will add effervescence and tasteful decorum.

In short, RedForDanger's libation tonight

Is, as she is herself, both refreshing and right.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Gr8str8

My bloody good mate

He has my backing

(And fuck me is he packing)

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

There is a lady named red,

For danger it stands she said,

Her her hair is so pretty

Now I'm writing this ditty

And her body has filled up my head!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Ah little bird…

What rhymes with fuck?

Muck

Truck

Schmuck

Little Bjrd

Let’s get in a truck

You schmuck

And fuck

With red (for danger)

3 in abed

Because she said…

FFS

I don’t have a truck

I am not actually a schmuck

But I do now how to…

Colour in to my hearts content

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Crikey what is this?

I’m not even smart enough

I’ll just watch and learn

Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.

It’s a haiku

(at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)

Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?

17 syllables

Very good and it was so subtle, I missed it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Misty, _ittlebird and red

To a four poster they be led

All naked and hot

No man needed for there lot

You know I'd happily watch, it'll be hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in sounds fun

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"I'm in sounds fun"

Will you be poetting directly, or via a happy messenger? I'd be delighted to pass on any messages to your objects of desire.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

To Elephantis

You’re really quite fit

Although you don’t think you’re it…

I’ll cover you in boobies

To rival Anubis

I think I have to be be smart

To get into your art…

But I’m not very clever..

So tits are my lever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in sounds fun

Will you be poetting directly, or via a happy messenger? I'd be delighted to pass on any messages to your objects of desire."
through a happy messenger

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"To Elephantis

You’re really quite fit

Although you don’t think you’re it…

I’ll cover you in boobies

To rival Anubis

I think I have to be be smart

To get into your art…

But I’m not very clever..

So tits are my lever "

A lady who mentions dog-headed Egyptians

Is clever enough for a fit of conniptions.

Her bounty surpasses King Tutankhamun:

I hope that we'll meet on this side of the tomb.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

3 is the magic number

I’ll bring cucumber

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

'What can you say, to draw a third,

More opulent than your sisters?'

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

'What can you say, to draw a third,

More opulent than your sisters?'"

The opulence of sisters

Rivals all misters

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

'What can you say, to draw a third,

More opulent than your sisters?'

The opulence of sisters

Rivals all misters"

Says she whose mere kiss does

Raise heat-induced blisters.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

3 is the magic number

I’ll bring cucumber "

Bring along your mighty phallus,

We'll recreate Debbie does Dallas

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

'What can you say, to draw a third,

More opulent than your sisters?'

The opulence of sisters

Rivals all misters

Says she whose mere kiss does

Raise heat-induced blisters."

The kiss is a prelude

To things that are so rude

I dream of them nightly

They need to be put rightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

3 is the magic number

I’ll bring cucumber

Bring along your mighty phallus,

We'll recreate Debbie does Dallas "

I'm no Brad Pitt

But on my face you may sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephantis you sex God

when I see your eyes my nipples go hard

I dream of you naked tied to my bed

Your body trembling

As I give you head

Dreams can come true I've heard them say

So visit Newcastle and let me have my wicked way

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

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By *lephantis OP Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"Elephantis you sex God

when I see your eyes my nipples go hard

I dream of you naked tied to my bed

Your body trembling

As I give you head

Dreams can come true I've heard them say

So visit Newcastle and let me have my wicked way

A most enticing poetic invitation indeed! Goodness. Is it getting hot in here?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Had a cracking day now don’t give a fuck

Awesome day now sat on my Jack Jones

Not often in my bed by 9 on a Saturday night

Up and out first thing tomorrow as no doubt I will be awake by 5

Thoughts in my my mind they know who

Will I actually sleep I doubt it very much

How can thoughts control the mind

Be they good be they kind

Be they far from good and kind

I lay and let the mind drift and ponder

Words and thoughts aimlessly wander

Still early and yet I can not rest

Images and thoughts sent to test

I lay here now I need my calm

Why do I let you in to hold

I’ve tried to let to set you free

Be free from my my mind let me be

In darkness and in light

Morning noon and night

You are in my thoughts my mind and soul

You can read this now

And have not a single care

Your thoughts and feelings just held within

But be what may you will always know

My heart and soul is always here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elephantis you sex God

when I see your eyes my nipples go hard

I dream of you naked tied to my bed

Your body trembling

As I give you head

Dreams can come true I've heard them say

So visit Newcastle and let me have my wicked way

A most enticing poetic invitation indeed! Goodness. Is it getting hot in here?

"
Well your very hot thats plain to see

i want my warm lips all over thee

To kiss,stroke and tease your flesh

would be my dying request

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

"Had a cracking day now don’t give a fuck

Awesome day now sat on my Jack Jones

Not often in my bed by 9 on a Saturday night

Up and out first thing tomorrow as no doubt I will be awake by 5

Thoughts in my my mind they know who

Will I actually sleep I doubt it very much

How can thoughts control the mind

Be they good be they kind

Be they far from good and kind

I lay and let the mind drift and ponder

Words and thoughts aimlessly wander

Still early and yet I can not rest

Images and thoughts sent to test

I lay here now I need my calm

Why do I let you in to hold

I’ve tried to let to set you free

Be free from my my mind let me be

In darkness and in light

Morning noon and night

You are in my thoughts my mind and soul

You can read this now

And have not a single care

Your thoughts and feelings just held within

But be what may you will always know

My heart and soul is always here"

Elephantis you've inspired the best, certainly most sincere one yet.

Well done for such a stimulating thread.

Artylan, I hope you get some peace my good man;be restive, be free!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ...."

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm in

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When you were younger

I boned you dad

He gave me the best blowjob

I’ve ever had

He took it right to the balls

And licked on my tip

And when I yelled I’m cumming

He swallowed every drip.

The mr

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air

Was it destiny?

I don't know yet

Was it just by chance?

Could this be kismet?

Something in my consciousness told me you'd appear

Now I'm always touched by your presence, dear.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my the wonderful world of fab

Makes my google cry to open a new tab

There's boobies, willies and fannies galore

I try to stop but somehow need more

So many questions I hear them yelp

Quick look at my profile I need some damn help!

Fantasies, kinks and stories to read

There's even people being walked on a dog lead

A place of happiness where sex goes to die

But cheer up folks, there's always apple pie

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!

Can you use rug instead?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Oh my the wonderful world of fab

Makes my google cry to open a new tab

There's boobies, willies and fannies galore

I try to stop but somehow need more

So many questions I hear them yelp

Quick look at my profile I need some damn help!

Fantasies, kinks and stories to read

There's even people being walked on a dog lead

A place of happiness where sex goes to die

But cheer up folks, there's always apple pie"

This is poetic perfection

With its tales of lust and rejection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the avoidance of doubt

I'm definitely out

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!

There once was a lady called sprocket

Who loved to play with balls in guys pockets

Once they they made a mess

Sprocket would say ‘bless’

Because she’s a wonderful, irresistible rocket

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!

I am peeing my pants at this

You don’t need to find a rhyme darling. Only an international flying carpet… or rug

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Littlebird, _ittlebird,

Let's go and find us a third....

Oh. I. Am. In.

You've a body made for sin.

As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust

Get your coat, you horny goat ....

I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits

Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!

I am peeing my pants at this

You don’t need to find a rhyme darling. Only an international flying carpet… or rug

a carpet that flies

To bring me to your thighs…

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