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"No they don't " I'm sure you'll have a few admirers on here | |||
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"First bit of post for me to deliver... Julie and Beef Or your real name Keith What would it take To be that steak On a plate full of mash and peas" thank you to our poetic admirer. Funny random poems are an excellent start | |||
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"Message for Mrs Rickshawed Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed that she has a sublime body and I love her pictures. I regularly check her out after reading her great comments in the forums! " Ooh, sublime. A lovely word. You can stay | |||
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"Rickshawed listen up.. Got a few joining now, but had it just been us at the start fancying each other certainly doesn't sound like a bad idea " Aww Wonko, you are a sweetheart | |||
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"A blushing beau has this to share... For Jasmine_xxx: I’ve never been so excited to see a contract signed. This is better than transfer season." | |||
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"Ordinary Female hold tight.. I know you don't like tea but I really want to teabag your pretty mouth." I bite | |||
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"A sexy lady said Mr Clean I know its you Mr Sheen Your polish makes my coffee table gleam" bravo | |||
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"ey up Jasmine, a delicious hunk i know wanted to say "Hopefully you find your playmate in Cornwall to spoil you. If geography wasn't an issue I'd try and help fulfill any and all your needs " " It’s not that far xx | |||
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"Message from an alliterative lovely: - Oh Felix Sighted You get me excited When preparing for that eye test I remember you're the best And my glasses will soon be united - Make of that what you will, matey." I’m amused and confused!! But flattered to be admired, thank you! | |||
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"Post for our lovely OP... Please let DX2019 know that he looks ever so yummy in his profile picture. And while red suits him, I wouldn't say no to taking it off " Thank you mystery messenger. I may need a hand taking it off | |||
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"Message for everyone from a delightful lady Cake anyone Is that a question you need to ask? What you do with the cake is the only task. Butter, cream and icing too Put a rolling pin where I have my poo" This was actually for (Cakeanyone) lost in translation | |||
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"Another mysterious missive from our perverted poet: Piscean Dream You make me cream Handsome, horny and so lush We both know what I'd do to you with that beloved loo brush" | |||
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"for that gorgeous Revolver, from a delicious little so and so.. "Ooooooft. And a bit more ooooft". " Tx . Appreciated x | |||
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"For Kaitonel You are a forum master.... would you like to master my perky derriere?" Can't say no to that, flattery and a tempting offer! | |||
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"This hottie sends this little ditty.... Longer schlong Is it really that big? If you were a tree would you be a branch or a twig. Before this poem gets old Put the kettle on, your tea has gone cold." I'm gonna microwave the bastard. In answer to your question though. There's only one way to work out if I've used camera angles. (Yes.i know. The tape measure..) | |||
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"Message for everyone from a delightful lady Cake anyone Is that a question you need to ask? What you do with the cake is the only task. Butter, cream and icing too Put a rolling pin where I have my poo This was actually for (Cakeanyone) lost in translation " butter for lube could work ? | |||
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"From a rather delicious gent …. ForTheLoveOfSpanks 777 - Your username is way too long, so I’m just going to call you mine instead. Hope that’s okay." Ooooohhh that sounds interesting.... more info required | |||
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"calling Mr Waffle.. a pure beauty wants to say Please ask Hovis Waffle what I can get for 75p? " my telegram... | |||
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"No they don't I'm sure you'll have a few admirers on here" Not even a wiff I'm out | |||
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"It's official I'm unfanciable" Lies. But I can offer you my tiny violin should you need to strum something else this evening. | |||
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"My mate hs asked me to say... would you be kind enough to tell northernblonde I am a long time admirer of hers. She seems so sexy, has a great profile and I would love to meet her one day " Does this mate have a dog and white stick??? | |||
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde.... PS what a great new picture! So pretty x" Wasn’t me but I fabbed it | |||
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde.... PS what a great new picture! So pretty x" This message aside, I love how you both met on here Tinder. | |||
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"My mate hs asked me to say... would you be kind enough to tell northernblonde I am a long time admirer of hers. She seems so sexy, has a great profile and I would love to meet her one day Does this mate have a dog and white stick??? " He's replied.... No dog but I have a ferret No white stick but I always find what I’m looking for | |||
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde.... PS what a great new picture! So pretty x Wasn’t me but I fabbed it " Very kind of you | |||
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic Message for Quack You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom? " I would like to be in attendance too please | |||
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic Message for Quack You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom? I would like to be in attendance too please " And me? | |||
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"oooh Little Liaisons, i have a message to pass on from a gorgeous admirer.. please tell LittleLiasons that I have strong urges to snap the straps of that lingerie she's wearing back onto her body while doing devilishly deviant things to her in front of that mirror" I don't know if I should be turned on or prepare for a role in Sinister 3. | |||
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"A mate of mine has asked me to pass on the following... Could you please tell LittleLiaisons that we should really work on putting our randomness together in the most brilliant and filthy way possible" We can if you have zoom | |||
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic Message for Quack You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom? I would like to be in attendance too please " He has messaged to say he'd love that! | |||
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"a message for dearest Tallulah, from an absolute hunk... to TalulahDelight - I want that filthy little mind of hers to seduce me. And I want to see that innocent face looking up at me mid-blowjob. When can we make this happen?" Oooh, drop me a message and I’ll see what I can do | |||
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic Message for Quack You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom? I would like to be in attendance too please He has messaged to say he'd love that! " Just off to pack some outfits. And water. The viewing may make for thirsty work | |||
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"And from a hot mate to a hottie... Could you tell tabular delight she is an absolute goddess" I’m assuming this is me Thanks gorgeous stranger | |||
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"A rather athletic friend of mine would like me to tell HopeyX "that she looks hot in her profile pic and I'd love to see more of her" " Could always send me a message I have my filters off for tonight | |||
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"Message for Mixed Mister from a stunning lady: She wants to know if she could replace the heart in this years Valentines pic please " I've been struggling for new pic ideas and this sounds like a great 1, let's do it!! | |||
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"Message for DX2019 from a very sexy lady Could you ask DX2019 if he could make sure his next holiday is in Cornwall please, I’ll show him all the best spots x" Well Cornwall just went up on my list of holiday destinations | |||
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"Always late for these, I’m in " I'm later, but also in... | |||
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"From a cheeky chappy for Hopeyx: Could you tell Hopeyx that she looks stunning and I'm in Dundee a lot " Message if you like happy to chat | |||
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"Mixed Mister you lucky guy.. The bath looks relaxing, if he needs a volunteer to scrub his back i'm happy to help " There's room for a plus 1 if you fancy climbing in aswell | |||
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"A message for DX2019,from a gorgeous female, Please could you tell DX2019 that i've had enough of chatting.. i need him to come and tell me how pretty i look while taking his dick in my ass. Thank you please " Blimey dude - dilly dally no longer!! What an offer!! | |||
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"I’m happy to be postie for such sexiness here… wildblonde69 she has got even sexier in my eyes, since the last time I sent one of these. She elevates that lingerie to magnificence and I would die a happy man to be able to unwrap her from a dress!" Ah thank you, made me smile x | |||
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"A message for DX2019,from a gorgeous female, Please could you tell DX2019 that i've had enough of chatting.. i need him to come and tell me how pretty i look while taking his dick in my ass. Thank you please " Oh I wonder who this could be haha | |||
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"Also messed up the last one but we'll imagine no one noticed haha A hot lady in my inbox has asked Mixed mister and _ou only live once.... fancy a 3 some? Go for it guys" Sounds like my kind of fun... | |||
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"Please tell Long-leggedblond.... That I wish she really was next door. No need to get up to let me in, I would smash through walls for that smile and to grab that wonderful bottom. Grrrrr!! " Will you repair my wall afterwards? Please | |||
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"Also messed up the last one but we'll imagine no one noticed haha A hot lady in my inbox has asked Mixed mister and _ou only live once.... fancy a 3 some? Go for it guys Sounds like my kind of fun..." Sounds like we have a 3some | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG " *Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?! | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG " This must be from Posh | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG *Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?!" This is where the thread descends into sexual chaos isn't it haha. Gangbangs and orgys all over | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG *Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?! This is where the thread descends into sexual chaos isn't it haha. Gangbangs and orgys all over" my work here is done Px. | |||
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"A very dashing friend of mine has asked me to tell _londehotwife87... ...That her pics look amazing. Nothing more needs saying..." Ooh so kind | |||
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"A gorgeous mate has said... Please let Tea Monkey know that I would happily lick chocolate ice cream off his torso right now. I wonder how far down it might drip " I’ve only just seen this! There’s only one way to find out… | |||
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"Message for Britindian couple could you let Britindian couple that the lady is hot, I'd love a mmf with them " Why thank you Mrs | |||
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"Message for a gorgeous lady: Could you please tell _londehotwife87 that her pictures have awoken some long buried animalistic lusting urges in my loins. She looks incredible and I WANT her! Oooffftt " Wow!! Love that | |||
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"A very sexy and funny friend of mine has asked me to say: Please tell _ose-tinted glasses.. Full of class, Mr Glass Intelligent, sexy & hot. I would happily do you for hours " I don’t know who this came from, because nobody ever calls me Mr these days … but I’m free tomorrow. Just saying. | |||
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"Not in .... As always Well shit..... *furiously deletes" So glad I didn't disappoint | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG This must be from Posh " Oi! When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! Posh | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG This must be from Posh Oi! When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! Posh" Ermmmm let me think Tinder x | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG This must be from Posh Oi! When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! Posh" Every week since 2010 I think | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG This must be from Posh Oi! When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! Posh Every week since 2010 I think " since when is my name posh? Px | |||
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely ) Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG This must be from Posh Oi! When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! Posh Every week since 2010 I think since when is my name posh? Px " It was more likely to have been Posh but you were a possibility | |||
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"A very sexy and funny friend of mine has asked me to say: Please tell _ose-tinted glasses.. Full of class, Mr Glass Intelligent, sexy & hot. I would happily do you for hours I don’t know who this came from, because nobody ever calls me Mr these days … but I’m free tomorrow. Just saying." Rose-tinted Glasses my old pal, your very sexy admirer has responded thus: It might take more than a few hours I’m a greedy lass & I’m bringing iron bru & snacks I’m not a lady for the faint hearted | |||
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