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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."

I suddenly wake up and remind myself that die hard is a Christmas movie

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Escape?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Am I anywhere near the bomb?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to."

Think of all the guys on fabs you wouldn’t wind up. And all the brandy cream you wouldn’t eat!

Come on OG. You love it all really

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Am I anywhere near the bomb? "

No that's a good question

Are you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to."

Same

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

That that thing Scarlett Johanssen does as Black Widow in the first Avengers movie.

Just much much much... Much less graceful or coordinated

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Am I anywhere near the bomb?

No that's a good question

Are you ."

Lol Now that's a good question

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."
omg a slow stately dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."

I'd call Chuck Norris

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape.

I'd call Chuck Norris"

Yes I noticed he was on another

Thread . but I did say you are tied to a chair .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape.

I'd call Chuck Norris

Yes I noticed he was on another

Thread . but I did say you are tied to a chair ."

He doesn't need a phone to know I'm in trouble, after all he is Chuck Norris he knows everything

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm happy to go, would be over quickly

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By *arcosaMan
over a year ago

London

A joke my grandad used to make. He used to like puns and word play a lot.

"I'd rub my hands together until they're sore.

Then I'd use that to saw through the ropes.

Then I'd shout and shout until I get hoarse.

Then I'd jump on the horse and ride off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm happy to go, would be over quickly "

We can go down together.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm happy to go, would be over quickly

We can go down together. "

I've had worse offers, I'm ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."

Are my legs tied to the chair, or just my hands?

What floor am I on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the bomb?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A joke my grandad used to make. He used to like puns and word play a lot.

"I'd rub my hands together until they're sore.

Then I'd use that to saw through the

ropes.

Then I'd shout and shout until I get hoarse.

Then I'd jump on the horse and ride off.""

Now we are talking the horse kick down the door and you escape .

Sound but in ten mins. Not sure

But certainly open to other theories.

If nothing better comes up that certainly worth a prize .

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Am I anywhere near the bomb?

No that's a good question

Are you ."

Hope not. Then I have loads of time to ponder the chair predicament.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape.

Are my legs tied to the chair, or just my hands?

What floor am I on?"

Hands and feet OK your on the ground floor.

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

"I wouldn't want to."

Same here - always fancied going out with a bang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape "

Wonko almost saves the day

If we don't get a better answer than that I'm giveing it to wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."
Where is the bomb?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape. Where is the bomb?"

Well when I set the sernario it was under the chair but that open to interpretation its you that's tied up .

There for your solution could win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape

Wonko almost saves the day

If we don't get a better answer than that I'm giveing it to wonko"
almost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd shake my chest until my tits fell out. And then I'd seduce the bomb with my nipples. And once it was seduced I'd politely ask if it wouldn't mind disarming.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fart just as the bomb goes off having it ignite and propel me out through the window landing on the chair breaking it and letting me escape

Wonko almost saves the day

If we don't get a better answer than

that I'm giveing it to wonko

almost?

There still a chance you might win wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."

I would call chuck norris

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape.

I would call chuck norris"

He's in such demand today he's busy on another thread .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If I could call anyone it be mcciver

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Where are all the escape artist .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just close my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I win yet?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Did I win yet? "

No but your still in the lead on my other thread .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Did I win yet? "

Duh got two threads going so got confused your still in the lead if no one beat you by ten you win .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Easy. Stand up forcefully and repeatedly. With my hands and feet tied it would cause the chair to collapse within a couple of minutes.

Use the pieces to smash the window, climb out.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I'd make sure the chair is facing the bomb so he/ she will take the blast..which would free up the ropes..then I'd call a locksmith to come and unlock the door..although locksmiths can make a bomb ( especially around Christmas) so I may be no better off if the Locksmith is the bomber..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

No minuets near here, so I assume I’m quite safe.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would do that weird little bent over, waddle, hoppity skippity walk that one does when tied to a chair, throw myself out the window using the chairs pointy bits to break it. The fall smashes me free, I stand up shake my hair and arms and

legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero. "

And I belive you but that's standard

What we seen in tv and movies for

years .remember you up against wonko whoes in the lead .

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

legs out and stride away as the bomb goes off in the background and I walk away from the flames and dust like a bally hero.

And I belive you but that's standard

What we seen in tv and movies for

years .remember you up against wonko whoes in the lead . "

Damn, I dont get to do a Die Hard

Ummm I will keep thinking. Can I whistle for Lassie?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea

Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day .

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"There a bomb set to go off in ten minuets

the doors and windows are locked

You are tied to the chair

How will you escape."

Drive away .

If ' tied to the chair" is a car seat belt..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

legs out and stride away as the

bomb goes off in the background

and I walk away from the flames

and dust like a bally hero.

And I belive you but that's standard

What we seen in tv and movies for

years .remember you up against

wonko whoes in the lead .

Damn, I dont get to do a Die Hard

Ummm I will keep thinking. Can I whistle for Lassie? "

Hate to break it to you Lassies dead .

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea

Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ."
.

I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...

Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is..

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea

Beat wonko 's I think no pissing

yourself in the face of danger

doesn't save the day ..

I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly

running out..how do you know

where ' North ' is...to dig yourself

out the right way quickly...

Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is.."

Had that been the question then you knowing the answer you would have won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea

Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ..

I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...

Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is.."

Ooh interesting bit of knowledge. I wonder if in the panic you would just naturally dig above your head though even if it wasnt the right way.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Wait for the Anthill mob to arrive

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"If it's under the chair couldn't I pee on the timer to disable it .then sue the bomber for the laundry bill

You could but have seen anyone do that in a movie and does your idea

Beat wonko 's I think no pissing yourself in the face of danger doesn't save the day ..

I was remembering a similar question.." You are trapped in a sudden avalanche,air quickly running out..how do you know where ' North ' is...to dig yourself out the right way quickly...

Answer is to pee.gravity then tells you which way 'up' is..

Ooh interesting bit of knowledge. I wonder if in the panic you would just naturally dig above your head though even if it wasnt the right way. "
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Most probably..though in darkness you could be digging south( worse)

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

“Hey siri, ring the police.”

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"“Hey siri, ring the police.”"

Might be quicker to asks for bomb squad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide sing that good old song from monty mython.

Always look on the bright side of life.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ide sing that good old song from monty mython.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Great answer.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OK its ten Wonko wins

Thanks all for playing .

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