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Inadvertent intergalactic war

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

… all china’s fault!!… bear with me!

The Americans shoot down the Chinese spy balloon… then in all the furores afterwards the American shoot down “something” over Alaska

Imagine it just happened to be “Marvin the Martian” or something similar…. We could have had a 2001 moment! First time contact!!

But no… the aliens try first contact, they shoot it down… declaration of war on earth and it goes all Independence Day!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Build me a shelter Fabio ...... I'm too old to run and lack the muscle for a face off.......

That or give me ammo ..... Oh hang on ....... Do they come in peace ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Just heard this on the radio - I must admit the tune to Close Encounters of the Third Kind ran through my head briefly

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

That reminds me of a choose your own adventure book I read as a child. You were the aliens coming to earth, and if you chose to land in America you were shot dead as you were being beamed down, before you could even say anything. Even at that age it felt fairly accurate

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Can’t believe they turned up just a few days after the bigger balloon…. Imagine if they had been scouting for a bit and thought “well if we shape shift into this they won’t take any notice of it!”

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Build me a shelter Fabio ...... I'm too old to run and lack the muscle for a face off.......

That or give me ammo ..... Oh hang on ....... Do they come in peace ?"

Bake them a cake. Bit of luck they'll be vegan and won't want to suck our bodies dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… all china’s fault!!… bear with me!

The Americans shoot down the Chinese spy balloon… then in all the furores afterwards the American shoot down “something” over Alaska

Imagine it just happened to be “Marvin the Martian” or something similar…. We could have had a 2001 moment! First time contact!!

But no… the aliens try first contact, they shoot it down… declaration of war on earth and it goes all Independence Day!!!

"
That is what is odd. They sent F 35s to investigate and shoot it down. The haven't said the identity of the craft. Protocol is usually visual identification first. Just in case it's not a civilian aircraft flying with IFF off.

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Oh well… we will have to see what the aliens response is…. They are probably saying we are not civilised enough and won’t come back for a few hundred years!!!

Or maybe this was their version of a suicide squad.. in which case we dodged one lol

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm surprised they shot it down rather than try and capture it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need to know if I should bother waxing or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build me a shelter Fabio ...... I'm too old to run and lack the muscle for a face off.......

That or give me ammo ..... Oh hang on ....... Do they come in peace ?"

It's doesn't matter if they come in peace granny we popped the balloon so it's on

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Build me a shelter Fabio ...... I'm too old to run and lack the muscle for a face off.......

That or give me ammo ..... Oh hang on ....... Do they come in peace ?

It's doesn't matter if they come in peace granny we popped the balloon so it's on "

That makes me feel so much better… not! I hope we didn’t piss off our new alien overlords too much!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Build me a shelter Fabio ...... I'm too old to run and lack the muscle for a face off.......

That or give me ammo ..... Oh hang on ....... Do they come in peace ?

It's doesn't matter if they come in peace granny we popped the balloon so it's on

That makes me feel so much better… not! I hope we didn’t piss off our new alien overlords too much!!! "
It's ok we Still have Will Smith.

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Now the Canadians are shooting down objects… and they are never mad at anyone… no one hates Canada!!!

It does feel like the aliens have turned up at the wrong time!!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

It’s all just balloon drones. They’ve tweaked the radar, and discovered loads of them.

There will be a flurry of shooting them down over the next wee while and then the arms race will continue in another direction.

There are also drone boats and subs. One washed up on the west coast of Scotland recently.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"I just need to know if I should bother waxing or not. "

If it is aliens then it is unlikely that they are physically present, so you’d be waxing for their webcam.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"… all china’s fault!!… bear with me!

The Americans shoot down the Chinese spy balloon… then in all the furores afterwards the American shoot down “something” over Alaska

Imagine it just happened to be “Marvin the Martian” or something similar…. We could have had a 2001 moment! First time contact!!

But no… the aliens try first contact, they shoot it down… declaration of war on earth and it goes all Independence Day!!!

"

Knowing the septics....it was probably a helium filled birthday balloon, but it would have been a threat, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Will Smith doesn’t punch them in the face and say “Welcome to Earth” I don’t want to know.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Maybe it's one of Trump's wig's that escaped captivity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The most recent one i think was shot down at 40,000 ft - if so that put it extremely close, too close in fact, to civilian aircraft cruising altitudes and hence i think thats why it was eliminated.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I reassured that Will Smith is around to sort this situation out. He's a world renowned expert AND he's well fit

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I reassured that Will Smith is around to sort this situation out. He's a world renowned expert AND he's well fit "

Shhhh don't mention his wife's name tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Will Smith doesn’t punch them in the face and say “Welcome to Earth” I don’t want to know."
Whack! Welcome to the Oscars

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just invite them to an orgy as apology

LvM

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Imagine you have come all that way across the galaxy. You are knackered and you have all the secrets of free energy and universal peace to spread.

You are looking forward to spreading this joy. You put the radio on to hear some peaceful tunes getting ready to land in Canada and all you hear over the speakers is America Fuck yeah. And then you get a sidewinder up your Alien arse.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I reassured that Will Smith is around to sort this situation out. He's a world renowned expert AND he's well fit

Shhhh don't mention his wife's name tho!"

I am not interested then his wife. I'm interested in him.....

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Another one shot down… this time over Lake Huron (one of the Great Lakes) which is Michigan ish… so this one got far

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

If they're sweet transvestites doing the time warp from transsexual transylvania... then I'll be fine.

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am beginning to think this feels like the scene in mars attacks when they were planning first contact for the biggest stage with the most eyes…

Superbowl half time show!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am beginning to think this feels like the scene in mars attacks when they were planning first contact for the biggest stage with the most eyes…

Superbowl half time show!!! "
The food and snacks ready

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If they probe us do you think they'll use lube?

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"If they probe us do you think they'll use lube?"

Do you think they would be nice enough to ask first… because you can imagine the sadist is going to say “nah don’t need that!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe it's one of Trump's wig's that escaped captivity?"

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I think the aliens must be confused as fuck as to what shape then need to not get shot down… the original one was a circular thing.. then the next two were cylindrical.. and one yesterday was more cubed based….

Triangle next?

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

look up project blue beam it's a good read and we'll be at war with the little green men soon .

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

It could be the smash aliens back with a new mash potato recipe, just saying

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