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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Off to the boozer for an afternoon of rugby

First rounds on me

Lager for the gents fruit based or glass of wine for the ladies

I’ve lined the belly so no need for bar snacks

Enjoy your afternoon you magnificent bunch of perverts and delinquents

Love from me to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x"

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni "

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of larger please

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x"

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I'll have a pint of larger please "

On the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire "

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka Lemonade and lime for me please. j will have a Guinness and he said you should get the barkeep to start pouring the second one too.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x"

4,9,17,23,43,46

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Me in a bar full of rugby players and fans is an epic night out. I'll take an apple sourz shot with a triple vodka, lime and lemonade, as I'm going to need my energy

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

I’ll have a pint of wine please

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’ll have a pint of wine please "

Red or white

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Me in a bar full of rugby players and fans is an epic night out. I'll take an apple sourz shot with a triple vodka, lime and lemonade, as I'm going to need my energy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a pino

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"I’ll have a pint of wine please

Red or white "

Sorry to be awkward, rose lol

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’ll have a pint of wine please

Red or white

Sorry to be awkward, rose lol "

Sorted nicely chilled

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’ll take the lager please, not much of a lady, me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46"

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’ll take the lager please, not much of a lady, me "

Done lol

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x"

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"I’ll take the lager please, not much of a lady, me

Done lol "

Cheers

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"I’ll have a pint of wine please

Red or white

Sorry to be awkward, rose lol

Sorted nicely chilled"

Cheers!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nice hot coffee for me.

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Nice hot coffee for me. "

Be bloody instant in my local his machines been broke three months lol

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Get the forts round in mate on my way!

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

First

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Watching the rugby, need to pace myself, so a pint of Guinness seems like the best choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady "

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me I'm afraid

Thank you, *clink* enjoy the Rugby.

Miss S x

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me I'm afraid

Thank you, *clink* enjoy the Rugby.

Miss S x"

Lol time of kick offs 2.15 and 4.45

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I don't drink wine so that's me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me I'm afraid

Thank you, *clink* enjoy the Rugby.

Miss S x

Lol time of kick offs 2.15 and 4.45 "

Oh... I thought they were... I'm not going to even go into it and show my blonde stupidity even further. We'll leave it at that

Wheres the face palm emoji when you need it!?

Miss S x

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By *rtyIan OP   Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me I'm afraid

Thank you, *clink* enjoy the Rugby.

Miss S x

Lol time of kick offs 2.15 and 4.45

Oh... I thought they were... I'm not going to even go into it and show my blonde stupidity even further. We'll leave it at that

Wheres the face palm emoji when you need it!?

Miss S x"

You have other attributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pint of Peroni and some pork scratchings would you please?

Miss S x

Have to be Moretti he ain’t got peroni

Fuck. I'll have rosé then seen as you assumed the ladies will have wine not lager anyway

Miss S x

Blimey feisty young lady

You can have anything you desire

Who me? Don't know what you mean

But why your at it the winning lottery numbers will do nicely.

Miss S x

4,9,17,23,43,46

Thank you kind Sir. I'll hold you to that

Now wheres that rosé at?

Has it started? What do you they say for Rugby seen as football is "kick off"? Is it the same?

Miss S x

Yeah same

Ireland v France 14.15

Scotland v Wales 16.45

The rose is here young lady

Those numbers mean absolutely nothing to me I'm afraid

Thank you, *clink* enjoy the Rugby.

Miss S x

Lol time of kick offs 2.15 and 4.45

Oh... I thought they were... I'm not going to even go into it and show my blonde stupidity even further. We'll leave it at that

Wheres the face palm emoji when you need it!?

Miss S x

You have other attributes "

EXACTLY that!!!!

Miss S x

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