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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think the chuck Norris jokes are frickin hilerious!!

Do you? Tell me your faves. Il start....

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chuck Norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills...and he blinked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesnt do press ups.

He just pushes the earth down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the periodic table.

The only element he acknowledges is the element of surprise.

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District

God answers to no-one, except Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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By *JJ_6969Man
over a year ago

Aspull

Chuck Morris can slam a revolving door

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Chuck Norris is so hard even Medusa would give up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman wears chuck norris pyjamas

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By *JJ_6969Man
over a year ago

Aspull

Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous rattlesnake, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Lee kicked his arse to bits

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris completed Fab twice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The mr

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and came out with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris eats 10 tins of baked beans a day, and his farts smell of roses. (this is a fact)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bogeyman looks under his bed for chuck norris

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Chuck Norris can Chuck Norris. He is not a fan of Corrie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chuck norris went back in time to prevent himself

from preventing himself from stopping his own birth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chuck Norris has a wank and the whole world explodes!

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic the iceberg would have sunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Chuck Norris is needed on my thread lots of people wanting to call him I've told them he busy here.

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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