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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do you get rid of your erections?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look on fab.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Demolition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look on fab."

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look on fab."

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Stick it under my belt. That way no one can see it and also calms him down.

The mr

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Ive heard hitting it on the head with a teaspoon works.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I suck them dry.

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Go and look at pictures of wee nicola if that don't make you soft you have a problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank it like a polaroid picture.

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Pull it till the head comes off

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Push it out the bed and tell him it's his turn to make breakfast

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Why?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

trap it in the door..

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

keep it erect for the rest of your life,,

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By *ondonFunTimesMan
over a year ago

west sussex


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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I read anything or watch any speech by Suella Braverman. Then it’s sorted.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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why do you want to get rid of yours Op?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go and look at pictures of wee nicola if that don't make you soft you have a problem "

Wee Nicky...ewww. This worked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

why do you want to get rid of yours Op? "

Just gets in the way innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive heard hitting it on the head with a teaspoon works."

Eww. Hope whoever does this doesn't put it back into the spoon collection at work

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Back in my youth it was a problem constantly trying to hide it, now its not a problem at all because old age kicked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

Umm. Fuck ?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat."

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank it like a polaroid picture."

The South Wank Show.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Wank it like a polaroid picture."

That doesn't seem to be working. Mind trying it for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick it under my belt. That way no one can see it and also calms him down.

Pointed up Strapped to your belly by your belt is very much a life saver lol

KJ

The mr "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wank it like a polaroid picture.

That doesn't seem to be working. Mind trying it for me? "

Oh you're gonna get it, very soon indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder"

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll."

Boy are you in trouble when she sees this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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Excuse my ignorance... what's one of those??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll.

Boy are you in trouble when she sees this. "

She’ll have to come out from under the bridge first.

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By *heaspieswingerMan
over a year ago

Peak District


"Look on fab."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll.

Boy are you in trouble when she sees this.

She’ll have to come out from under the bridge first."

You've got so many to choose from up there.

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Think about something very unsexy like trains going into tunnels, fireworks, pistons pumping...

....oh wait...errection is back again.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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Ah those were the days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll.

Boy are you in trouble when she sees this.

She’ll have to come out from under the bridge first.

You've got so many to choose from up there."

That’s why the millennium bridge turns. To fit her big ass under it… FYI… Now I’m in trouble

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

put your dick in a mouse trap..

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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Ebay or charity shop usually!

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By *JJ_6969Man
over a year ago

Aspull


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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Cumming usually gets rid of it. I get some funny looks on the bus, but that's their problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick it under my belt. That way no one can see it and also calms him down.

The mr "

Interesting. But as you walk does it not rub and stimulate it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

Ebay or charity shop usually! "

This wins!

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How do you get rid of your erections?

why do you want to get rid of yours Op?

Just gets in the way innit"
wear baggy trousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

why do you want to get rid of yours Op?

Just gets in the way innitwear baggy trousers "

Absolute Madness.

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"How do you get rid of your erections?

why do you want to get rid of yours Op?

Just gets in the way innitwear baggy trousers

Absolute Madness."
exactly I'm singing that tune now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat.

But from the documentaries I've seen, that only makes it harder

Not my mother-in-law. She looks like a troll.

Boy are you in trouble when she sees this.

She’ll have to come out from under the bridge first.

You've got so many to choose from up there.

That’s why the millennium bridge turns. To fit her big ass under it… FYI… Now I’m in trouble "

Offfft. You'd better find a cave to hide in and become a troll yourself for a couple of decades. See you in 2046

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

why do you want to get rid of yours Op?

Just gets in the way innitwear baggy trousers

Absolute Madness."

Good work

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Stick it under my belt. That way no one can see it and also calms him down.

The mr

Interesting. But as you walk does it not rub and stimulate it?"

No it’s rather awkward and uncomfortable so that soon kills his passion .

The mr

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Remind me again

Erections

You say .

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Sledge hammer usually works on smaller erection, for the larger ones a wrecking balk

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Just thought why would you want to get rid of it I've found them very helpful on many occasions .

At at other times it keeps it in a good place and I always know when

12 o'clock is .

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast


"Think about the mother-in-law. Works a treat."
thats how it got hard

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I’ve found sending nude pics of myself to men on here usually helps

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Some thing that actually works

Is stroking the underside of the head makes it go down again .but don't tell anybody thats wanting to keep one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of your erections?

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Every hard on is a bonus as you get older so i savour them and keep em going as long as i can

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Hide it down the back of my throat

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call Fred Dibney?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I’ve found sending nude pics of myself to men on here usually helps "

You never send me any!

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Let your cat use it as a scratch post..

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