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"What times bedtime? " No such thing I sleep when I sleep! | |||
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I? "Time? Soul? Some deep shit? | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale?" Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe | |||
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"What is photonic matter? Do you think photonic matter exist?" No no no | |||
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"Would you rather make sweet love with Susan Boyle once (with tongue kissing and everything) after she has spent a week in the jungle; or listen to Gemma Collins talking all day for a week?" Gemma collins | |||
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"What's the meaning to life Brucey...." Meaningless so just have fun and try and make others feel good | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale? Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe" Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies  | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale? Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies "And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick  | |||
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" You learn to shit on Teletubbies " They’ll show anything on kids tv these days  | |||
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I?
Time? Soul? Some deep shit?"Is it something made of wax ? | |||
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"What's the meaning to life Brucey.... Meaningless so just have fun and try and make others feel good" Lend us a score then plz | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale? Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick "That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale? Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick
That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever "Thought that was you | |||
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I? "Is it sand? | |||
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"Teletubbies or Joe Pasquale? Teletubbies. Nothing worse than Joe Good choice Brucey. You learn shit on Teletubbies
And the vacuum looks like he would suck a mean dick
That’s noo-noo darling. He’s renowned in the land of FabGuys as being the best cock sucker ever
Thought that was you "I’m getting all the cock jokes tonight  | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?" They’re all females? | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?" Theyre all married? | |||
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"Ok - You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy. What am I? " ha ha. This made me laugh. | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? They’re all females? "Lol no but good answer, they are all couples | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? Theyre all married? " Yeah all couples | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples "I win I win i Win - boobs in my inbox - thats the deal | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples "It was only following on from the other thread lovely | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?" Because it is filled with multiple people, not a sole person. | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples
It was only following on from the other thread lovely "Sounds like you need toBe taken in hand….s xx | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? They’re all females?
Lol no but good answer, they are all couples
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"What is photonic matter? Do you think photonic matter exist?" Something to do with light particles I'm assuming Tangible light that can be held? | |||
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"Just got back and d*unk! Ask me anything and I'll reply if awake! " Do you think you look like a specific Greek God or generically Greek Godish? If specific, which one? Gbat | |||
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"Why is Imhotep vizier, sage, architect, astrologer, and chief minister to Djoser who was later worshipped as the god of medicine in Egypt and in Greece, often is portrayed as a bad guy in films ? Eg The Mummy. Yes Imhotep was a real person x" He was an architect right? | |||
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"Why is Imhotep vizier, sage, architect, astrologer, and chief minister to Djoser who was later worshipped as the god of medicine in Egypt and in Greece, often is portrayed as a bad guy in films ? Eg The Mummy. Yes Imhotep was a real person x He was an architect right?" He is considered to have been the architect of the step pyramid built at ?aqqarah. The pyramid consists of six steps and reaching a height of 200 feet and is considered to be the oldest of its type. | |||
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"You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?" They're all married. | |||
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"Who is the best person to sing along to when you're d*unk and why is it Meatloaf? J" Oh baby, you're the only thing in this whole world That's pure and good and right And wherever you are and wherever you go There's always gonna be some light But I gotta get out, I gotta break it out now Before the final crack of dawn So we gotta make the most of our one night together When it's over you know we'll both be so alone | |||
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"Who is the best person to sing along to when you're d*unk and why is it Meatloaf? J Oh baby, you're the only thing in this whole world That's pure and good and right And wherever you are and wherever you go There's always gonna be some light But I gotta get out, I gotta break it out now Before the final crack of dawn So we gotta make the most of our one night together When it's over you know we'll both be so alone" Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now! | |||
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now!" Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are!  | |||
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now! Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are! "Fuck it, let's high fix! | |||
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now! Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are!
Fuck it, let's high fix! "It's not a thing but we're making it a thing! Off to bed now, here's hoping I escape the headache  | |||
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"Just got back and d*unk! Ask me anything and I'll reply if awake! Do you think you look like a specific Greek God or generically Greek Godish? If specific, which one? Gbat " Specifically Hermes. | |||
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"Who is the best person to sing along to when you're d*unk and why is it Meatloaf? J" Baby baby when I touch you like this! Because he is the GOAT | |||
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..! Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each. As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group and the bill should only be £25. In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people. As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill, the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself. Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each; bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2. The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?" I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x | |||
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"Morning Brucey, how's the head? My question. Have you sent in your 3 names on the Valentine matchmaker thread, and how close to your top three am I? "I did recently! And you won the top most scared by list? That's what it was about right?  | |||
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..! Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each. As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group and the bill should only be £25. In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people. As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill, the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself. Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each; bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2. The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?" Really wish I hadn’t looked at this. This is doing my head in! | |||
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..! Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each. As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group and the bill should only be £25. In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people. As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill, the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself. Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each; bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2. The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1? I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x" The customers paid 28 not 29. 30-5+3=28. | |||
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"Ok try this one stumped me for a day ..! Three friends are splitting the bill after a meal out at a restaurant. The waiter says the bill is £30, so the guests split it evenly and pay £10 each. As he’s walking away the waiter realises that he’s overcharged the group and the bill should only be £25. In order rectify this, he takes the £5 that is owed to the guests in order to bring the bill down to £25. On the way back to the table, he realises that he cannot divide £5 equally between three people. As the customers are still unaware of the actual total of the revised bill, the waiter decides to just give each of the three friends £1 each and then keep the leftover £2 as a tip for himself. Basically, each customer got £1 back: meaning they only paid £9 each; bringing the total paid to £27. The waiter has the leftover £2. The £27 the customers paid, + the £2 the waiter kept = £29 so, if the diners originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1? I've done this before so thought I'd smash it but reading it through I'm confused. Possibly cause of the hangover. Gimme a moment x The customers paid 28 not 29. 30-5+3=28. " That's it! | |||
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"Yes! There isn't a high five emoji but if there was we'd be high fixing right now! Fixing? When your autocorrect is as inebriated as you are!
Fuck it, let's high fix! "Surely that's the whole point of a fix? | |||
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