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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Looks like no one else has come out to play ... more Merlot for me please then Busman

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

A pint of your finest beer please. Can’t believe how busy it is in here

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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Looks like no one else has come out to play ... more Merlot for me please then Busman "

lonely tonight Emily . Always good to see you . Bottle on table let's share xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A pint of your finest beer please. Can’t believe how busy it is in here "
gets busier later . Trust me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnnie Walker XR - 21 Year Old Whisky please

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll have lemonade and lime

Bit of decon blue to go with it .

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Johnnie Walker XR - 21 Year Old Whisky please "
on last bottle you are in luck . Take a seat

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Does it have to be alcoholic or can I please have a mint hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate shavings please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have lemonade and lime

Bit of decon blue to go with it ."

No problem . Nice music choice aswell

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Pint and some pork scratchings please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Johnnie Walker XR - 21 Year Old Whisky please on last bottle you are in luck . Take a seat "

Happy days xxx

Cheers

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Does it have to be alcoholic or can I please have a mint hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate shavings please "
Anything you want . Just great to have your company

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Pint and some pork scratchings please "
coming right up

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Does it have to be alcoholic or can I please have a mint hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate shavings please Anything you want . Just great to have your company "
Absolutely bloody brilliant, tank you bar keep won't you join us for one?

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


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You da man!!! I'll take whatever is going!

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Does it have to be alcoholic or can I please have a mint hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate shavings please Anything you want . Just great to have your company Absolutely bloody brilliant, tank you bar keep won't you join us for one?"

I would in a fucking heartbeat

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Does it have to be alcoholic or can I please have a mint hot chocolate with cream, marshmallows and chocolate shavings please Anything you want . Just great to have your company Absolutely bloody brilliant, tank you bar keep won't you join us for one?"
Guinness. I Thank You

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Good evening barman! And to all your patrons.

I’ll have a sparkling water, please. Another round on me of what everyone wants.

Plus, get yourself a cheeky little shnifter of something a bit lively

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


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You da man!!! I'll take whatever is going!"

Glenfiddick. ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening barman! And to all your patrons.

I’ll have a sparkling water, please. Another round on me of what everyone wants.

Plus, get yourself a cheeky little shnifter of something a bit lively "

fancy a cocktail . Pina colada. Ta very much

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I'll have another of what I had last night.

Jim Beam Single Barrel and full sugar Dr Pepper.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I'll have another of what I had last night.

Jim Beam Single Barrel and full sugar Dr Pepper. "

great choice. New you would be in on a Friday night xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger ale please and thanks

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ginger ale please and thanks "
No problem my mate

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Oh.. just realised I need to sing ... Tonight Busman... I'm going to be Colin Hay and sing Overkill

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Oh.. just realised I need to sing ... Tonight Busman... I'm going to be Colin Hay and sing Overkill"
crack on . I belive you may have the vocals

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Oh.. just realised I need to sing ... Tonight Busman... I'm going to be Colin Hay and sing Overkillcrack on . I belive you may have the vocals "

Try anything once!!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it "

perfect my friends. Love Guzz by the way was a matelot many moons ago . Love the place

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Oh.. just realised I need to sing ... Tonight Busman... I'm going to be Colin Hay and sing Overkillcrack on . I belive you may have the vocals

Try anything once!!"

dont try you will never know

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good evening bar keep, …may I have a Jamison and make it a double please…

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west


"Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it perfect my friends. Love Guzz by the way was a matelot many moons ago . Love the place "

Haven't heard it called guzz for a long time, it's a great part of the country but their bar tenders aren't nearly as friendly as you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening bar keep, …may I have a Jamison and make it a double please…"
love that a double. Ice and a slice xx ?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it perfect my friends. Love Guzz by the way was a matelot many moons ago . Love the place

Haven't heard it called guzz for a long time, it's a great part of the country but their bar tenders aren't nearly as friendly as you "

your welcome . The main street has gone out of my head . I remember a club called boobs was on it . Perhaps you may remember xx

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Rose wine

Red wine

Neat rum

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west


"Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it perfect my friends. Love Guzz by the way was a matelot many moons ago . Love the place

Haven't heard it called guzz for a long time, it's a great part of the country but their bar tenders aren't nearly as friendly as you your welcome . The main street has gone out of my head . I remember a club called boobs was on it . Perhaps you may remember xx"

Union Street? I don't remember it but I can imagine it would be there lol... im a relative new comer, only been here 22 years lol.

V x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening bar tender

A double vodka and lemonade and your finest nuts please... I will sing, I kissed a girl and I liked it perfect my friends. Love Guzz by the way was a matelot many moons ago . Love the place

Haven't heard it called guzz for a long time, it's a great part of the country but their bar tenders aren't nearly as friendly as you your welcome . The main street has gone out of my head . I remember a club called boobs was on it . Perhaps you may remember xx

Union Street? I don't remember it but I can imagine it would be there lol... im a relative new comer, only been here 22 years lol.

V x "

Union Street that is the one . I believe it has changed x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Rose wine

Red wine

Neat rum

"

all in same pint pot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hendricks and lemonade please

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A Gin and Orange, Lemon Squash and Scotch and water please

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west


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Union Street? I don't remember it but I can imagine it would be there lol... im a relative new comer, only been here 22 years lol.

V x Union Street that is the one . I believe it has changed x"

It really has, no clubs, no queues, super sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disarano and Coke please...

And if its Karoke will belt out "girl crush"

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Hendricks and lemonade please "
Be my pleasure lovely lady. You are on karaoke next. What is your song xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A Gin and Orange, Lemon Squash and Scotch and water please "
Gin and orange. A throwback to yester year . No problem my friend

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Disarano and Coke please...

And if its Karoke will belt out "girl crush""

you are my type of people. Get them tonsils ready for action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disarano and Coke please...

And if its Karoke will belt out "girl crush"you are my type of people. Get them tonsils ready for action "

Him will only perform Tequila and will take a pint,

I will start thinking about my second song

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Disarano and Coke please...

And if its Karoke will belt out "girl crush"you are my type of people. Get them tonsils ready for action

Him will only perform Tequila and will take a pint,

I will start thinking about my second song "

get your thinking cap on young lady xx

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Disarano and Coke please...

And if its Karoke will belt out "girl crush"you are my type of people. Get them tonsils ready for action

Him will only perform Tequila and will take a pint,

I will start thinking about my second song "

Tequila is an amazing d*unken tune!! Second only to "Place your hands"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another double please barman, and please allow me buy u a drink. What'll u have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of a smooth red wine please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Another double please barman, and please allow me buy u a drink. What'll u have? "
coming right up . Seeing as it's Friday Sex On The beach

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A glass of a smooth red wine please "
Hi Ruby Merlot ? Xx

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By *r Black 85Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"Rose wine

Red wine

Neat rum

all in same pint pot xx "

Same glass for the wine

Separate glass for the rum

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Rose wine

Red wine

Neat rum

all in same pint pot xx

Same glass for the wine

Separate glass for the rum "

No problem MR B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another double please barman, and please allow me buy u a drink. What'll u have? coming right up . Seeing as it's Friday Sex On The beach "

Thank u barman, splendid choice. Cheers

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good evening bar keep, …may I have a Jamison and make it a double please…love that a double. Ice and a slice xx ?"

No ice or slice. Thank you

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Good evening bar keep, …may I have a Jamison and make it a double please…love that a double. Ice and a slice xx ?

No ice or slice. Thank you"

No problem x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hendricks and lemonade please Be my pleasure lovely lady. You are on karaoke next. What is your song xx "

Oh that would have to be black velvet... (everyone may require earplugs) lol

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Hendricks and lemonade please Be my pleasure lovely lady. You are on karaoke next. What is your song xx

Oh that would have to be black velvet... (everyone may require earplugs) lol"

I have heard you sing before. Voice of an angel xx

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

I’ll have the fruit cider please

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I’ll have the fruit cider please "
lovely choice for a lovely lady . Good evening my friend xxx

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

line everthing up feel like getting hammerd,

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"line everthing up feel like getting hammerd,"
steady on Dave . Think of that thick head in the morning or are you not bothered

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"line everthing up feel like getting hammerd,steady on Dave . Think of that thick head in the morning or are you not bothered "
,, nah not botherd feel like a blow out,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. It's divine.

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"A chocolate peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. It's divine."

You've just made that up!!!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A chocolate peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. It's divine."
just found one in the cellar . On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A chocolate peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. It's divine.

You've just made that up!!!"

lol no I didn't Rusty Rail makes it it's called fools gold.

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"A chocolate peanut butter imperial hefewiezen. It's divine.

You've just made that up!!! lol no I didn't Rusty Rail makes it it's called fools gold."

And this is why I need to leave Scotland and head to the US..

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