FabSwingers.com forum: Honestly, gents... your language!

By *ichaelknight OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES Michael. YES.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you, Archduke. †

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

As bad as you think that may be , I can assure you I get a lot worse in first messages every day. What happened to a nice opening message before launching into anatomical questions that even my gp would be ashamed to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like female.. makes me think of Martin FND

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like female.. makes me think of Martin FND

Hello bambino - any females?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I’m looking for my glasses…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

Well a woman is female, what's the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

I like it when the female gets her KITT off.

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By *ichaelknight OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I see what you did there

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

Alright there our Kitt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss independent where you at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

Lol

Where's "she " lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Miss independent where you at?"

Off out out somewhere independently

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I prefer bird

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I like female.. makes me think of Martin FND

That's settled then. FND mash up and we'll just call women squirrels.

(But I'm with you, OP - this is one of my bug bears too!)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

my type of woman,,

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

Anyone remember Harry the Hamster? He was "looking for a female" (Google it if you want to reminisce)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean Michael, whatever gets you laid buddy

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Woman? What is this please?

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By *ndreisabelCouple
over a year ago

wigan

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

Why are you offended in the name of women?

I don't mind being called a female. Because I am a female and we all know what this site is about. So common sense tells me they are not looking for cats, chimps, etc...

Plus what is about with all the qualities that you mentioned above, like all women have them or is something that all men desire. You far away from the reality. This post is a bit strange to be honest op!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I've never seen anyone on here be offended on someone else's behalf after being referred to as male.

Personally, I'd much prefer to be called female than babe, hun, good girl (insert any of the other vomit inducing pet names that people have a tendency to use on here).

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've never seen anyone on here be offended on someone else's behalf after being referred to as male.

Personally, I'd much prefer to be called female than babe, hun, good girl (insert any of the other vomit inducing pet names that people have a tendency to use on here). "

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

So for absolute clarity - a female woman !!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Gent? da fuk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gent? da fuk?"

I'm a gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A female end of a scart plug

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" The female end of a scart plug?!

You mean this isn’t screwfix?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I think it's quite obvious they are looking for a female woman

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Gent? da fuk?

I'm a genital "

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It's true: he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

To be fair to the OP someone did mention a fantasy involving scart plugs, kittens and chimps in the ‘what weird things turn you on ‘ thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

I had to laugh. Well articulated. I've been saying this for while now. Other than on here, the last time I heard a woman being referred to as a "female" was either in a sci-fi film or dead on a pathologist's table. Guys on here who refer to women as females probably last got laid shortly before they were hatched!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman."

What does Knight Industries Two Thousands say about it Michael Knight?

Michael Knight, are you a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels like an argument between the terminally online and people who don’t have a clue that “female” is deemed derogatory by the terminally online.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's right... ^

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"'looking for a female'

A female? A female what? A female chimp? A female cat? The female end of a scart plug?!

A WOMAN. A strong, sexy, independent, beautiful, fun, woman. You are looking for a woman.

What does Knight Industries Two Thousands say about it Michael Knight?

Michael Knight, are you a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law...."

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

" The female end of a scart plug?!

You mean this isn’t screwfix?"

Thats the Name of my new dating agency!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I guess I am use to the female term than woman. I prefer female .

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Lol I guess I am use to the female term than woman. I prefer female ."

You’re definitely female… jeez are you female!!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

[Removed by poster at 11/02/23 01:12:13]

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I guess terms like MMF, MFM, FFM, FF will have to be changed...

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Michael 'white' Knight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess terms like MMF, MFM, FFM, FF will have to be changed...

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lol

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By *ichaelknight OP Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

You keyboard warriors are crazy

A noun is a person, place, or thing i.e woman.

An adjective is a word that describes a noun i.e female.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"YES Michael. YES."

I sm looking for a woman.N who isn't batshut crazy

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

But women aren’t guaranteed to have a vagina these days. Females tend to have one and I’m a sucker for a good female vag.

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I guess terms like MMF, MFM, FFM, FF will have to be changed...

MWW doesn't look right at all and WMW is no improvement, look like heart monitor readings WWMMMWWWWMMMMWWW----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YES Michael. YES.

I sm looking for a woman.N who isn't batshut crazy"

How about one that's batopen crazy? Sounds much more fun!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Paul Ritter - RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YES Michael. YES.

I sm looking for a woman.N who isn't batshut crazy

How about one that's batopen crazy? Sounds much more fun!"

Yeah, normal is boring.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Hello Sir. I'll be your squire for the day.

I'll just take your horse and get it fed and watered. Would you like me to wax your saddle (not a euphemism) while you rest up in the castle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big ups Mr Hasslehoff. I'll stick to lady. And scrubber.

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