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By *ustaman OP   Man
over a year ago

weymouth

The more I dick about on these forums the more I think I may be just a bit too vanilla for this site, some folks have some (imo) some weird fetishes. Hmmm what to do........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh."

Funny you should say that...

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

I'm not one to kink shame but...

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Funny you should say that... "

I can't bark but I can howl like a dog. Guess that's a deal breaker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh."

They'll be someone out there, there's always someone

Miss S x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Don't let them scare you, think of it as a test of resilience

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams."

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week "

If you overhear it again, point her my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams."

Good to see you back Jeremy Kyle.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week

If you overhear it again, point her my way "

Have some earplugs ready because you can hear her a mile away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh."

Oi, make up your mind. You asked me to purr like a kitten.

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By *ustaman OP   Man
over a year ago

weymouth

Your all sick have you got Kylie's number

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Science - what a great film. Who doesn’t want to turn their enemies into a pile of shit!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week

If you overhear it again, point her my way

Have some earplugs ready because you can hear her a mile away "

Did you get a bus tug though?

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Oi, make up your mind. You asked me to purr like a kitten."

I'm inclusive, all animals matter.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Fanny you should say that..."

•

I see what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Oi, make up your mind. You asked me to purr like a kitten.

I'm inclusive, all animals matter."

But there was no need to ghost me just because i couldn't 'poo on demand'.

I get stage fright

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week

If you overhear it again, point her my way

Have some earplugs ready because you can hear her a mile away

Did you get a bus tug though?

A"

I didn't on that occasion

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By *ustaman OP   Man
over a year ago

weymouth


"Try getting a disinterested handjob from a nail technician called Kylie who, whilst smoking a roll up, is on the phone to Keeley about her mum's new partner being a creep and how she's going to move out eventually, but Wayne (her boyfriend, not the mums) is a total commitment phobe, despite being babydaddy to Yvonne (pronounced Whyvoney) yet she thinks he still has a side chick who, if Kylie finds out who it is, will shank her.

Preferably in a nail parlour that reeks of acetone and broken dreams.

This is quite similar to the conversation I heard when I had to use the bus last week

If you overhear it again, point her my way

Have some earplugs ready because you can hear her a mile away

Did you get a bus tug though?

A

I didn't on that occasion "

New deviation on a bus wanker

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By * WillisMan
over a year ago

London

Sorry to hijack the thread but are there any couples that would meet a guy. Looking for a woman that would let me squirt spray cream up her ass and fuck it while I recite Sir Winston Churchill’s ww2 speeches while her husband stands in the corner dressed as Super Ted in a kilt and Scottish 1740’s battle dress playing baby shark on the bagpipes.

No weirdo’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Oi, make up your mind. You asked me to purr like a kitten.

I'm inclusive, all animals matter.

But there was no need to ghost me just because i couldn't 'poo on demand'.

I get stage fright"

I understand that but your suggestion of me dressing up as a litter tray was just too much to ask for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh.

Oi, make up your mind. You asked me to purr like a kitten.

I'm inclusive, all animals matter.

But there was no need to ghost me just because i couldn't 'poo on demand'.

I get stage fright

I understand that but your suggestion of me dressing up as a litter tray was just too much to ask for."

...but you were still happy to rub catnip all over your balloon-knot??

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Tell me about it, you have no idea how hard it is to find someone to bark like a dog whilst shitting on my chest..

Sigh."

WOW hahaha funny funny funny lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want a big naked pillow fight amongst half a dozen girls verses half a dozen guys!!

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