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Orange Penis!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yesterday, when I glanced in the mirror, I reeled back in horror as I saw my penis was bright orange!

I attended an emergency clinic, where I underwent many tests. Finally the doctor sat me down and gave me the diagnosis...

"In future, Mr Smith, we advise you not to masturbate to hard-core porn whilst eating Wotsits."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He has a point

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Surely one hand for each task?!

And, be honest, was it a touch cheesy before that….?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He has a point "

Agreed - quavers from now on - yellow isn't as bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely one hand for each task?!

And, be honest, was it a touch cheesy before that….? "

Lol - v good!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"He has a point

Agreed - quavers from now on - yellow isn't as bad!"

Maybe try Skips, for that fishy flavour

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