FabSwingers.com forum: Can you sleep with your wardrobe door open

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Not for me .

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By *wistedsaintMan
over a year ago

Hotel Near You

It's the only way I can see what the Mrs and her lover are upto in bed.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope! Not a chance!

Mrs

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

No, all the body parts keep falling out. Reminds me I haven’t finished yet. Literally no rest for the wicked.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘It’s’ in there…..waiting….in the darkness….

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I do every night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ no!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

There was a lion in mine the other night.

I asked what it was doing.

‘Narnia business’ he replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do, but I hate it. I just cba to get up once I've laid down. Also, if I fancy getting a toy out in the night I'd have to slide the door open and they're not completely silent. The reminds me.. I should really do a stock take and move them somewhere more accessible.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Nope!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

What?!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Of course not the lion and the witch might come through .

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"There was a lion in mine the other night.

I asked what it was doing.

‘Narnia business’ he replied"

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

could be worse what would you do if it opened on its own,,

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even sleep with my bedroom door open never mind my wardrobe door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Nope. I don't want to risk walking into them in the dark if I get woken up in the night

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

No way, has Monsters Inc taught us nothing?!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

She said "there's something in the wood shed,I can hear it breathing.......

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"She said "there's something in the wood shed,I can hear it breathing.......

What a song that is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance! I've got out of bed before now as something didn't feel like it was in the right place! X

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"She said "there's something in the wood shed,I can hear it breathing.......

What a song that is!"

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Nope, monsters in the wardrobe

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No. I get paranoid about moths invading and munching on my clothes.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Unless someone has poured stupid amounts of vodka down my gullet,then no way!

Ditto a closed window.

Or a landing light.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for me .

Yes I can. What I have an issue with is finding the right temperature in bed.

Both legs under the covers? Too hot.

Both legs out of the covers? Too cold.

Hand one leg out the side of the bed? Demon under the bed bites your leg off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to because the cat likes to nest in there overnight. Eyes are watching me!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes. One of mine don't shut properly and comes open a bit. But it is the one furtherst away from me

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South West (Devon, Somerset).

Easily, I think I can sleep just about anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for me .

Yes I can. What I have an issue with is finding the right temperature in bed.

Both legs under the covers? Too hot.

Both legs out of the covers? Too cold.

Hand one leg out the side of the bed? Demon under the bed bites your leg off"

Hahaha

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

I bet your home insurance loves you!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

I bet your home insurance loves you!

Couldn’t find my keys the other morning, eventually found them still in the lock on the outside of the door from when I unlocked the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. It doesn't bother me one bit.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

I bet your home insurance loves you!

Couldn’t find my keys the other morning, eventually found them still in the lock on the outside of the door from when I unlocked the night before.

Old Age or Booze related?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I have a rail, no doors. But if there was a wardrobe, sure, when it’s nap time nothing stops me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more on edge if I haven't done the "spider" check on the walls next to my bed and above my bed before I go to sleep.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

I bet your home insurance loves you!

Couldn’t find my keys the other morning, eventually found them still in the lock on the outside of the door from when I unlocked the night before.

Old Age or Booze related?

How very dare you, on both counts!!

I’m a tee totalling young wippersnapper thank you kindly.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yeah, everything’s open when I sleep, door, window, wardrobe, you name it, I’m a very open person.

I bet your home insurance loves you!

Couldn’t find my keys the other morning, eventually found them still in the lock on the outside of the door from when I unlocked the night before.

Old Age or Booze related?

How very dare you, on both counts!!

I’m a tee totalling young wippersnapper thank you kindly.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Do you all remember that series of Luther with Molesley from Downtown Abbey as the deranged serial killer who hid in his victims wardrobes and under their beds?

That was a fucking great series

Sweet dreams all….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all remember that series of Luther with Molesley from Downtown Abbey as the deranged serial killer who hid in his victims wardrobes and under their beds?

That was a fucking great series

Sweet dreams all….

If he could get under my bed or in the wardrobe that means he must have had a little tidy up, so carry on I say. An uncluttered bedroom for the last night of my life, fair trade

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you all remember that series of Luther with Molesley from Downtown Abbey as the deranged serial killer who hid in his victims wardrobes and under their beds?

That was a fucking great series

Sweet dreams all….

Oh fuck me, don’t. And that is why I check under my bed, all the damn time

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you all remember that series of Luther with Molesley from Downtown Abbey as the deranged serial killer who hid in his victims wardrobes and under their beds?

That was a fucking great series

Sweet dreams all….

If he could get under my bed or in the wardrobe that means he must have had a little tidy up, so carry on I say. An uncluttered bedroom for the last night of my life, fair trade

With some luck, if it’s untidy enough and if the miscreant is really fastidious, by the time he will have eventually finished clearing up everything, the police will stood be waiting for him, tapping their feet and with handcuffs at the ready

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Do you all remember that series of Luther with Molesley from Downtown Abbey as the deranged serial killer who hid in his victims wardrobes and under their beds?

That was a fucking great series

Sweet dreams all….

Oh fuck me, don’t. And that is why I check under my bed, all the damn time

You just never know….

Actually, I am also reminded of another sneaky killer from another TV series; A certain Eugene Victor Tooms from The X Files.

Remember his unique home entering abilities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not for me .

Massive no-no for me. I can’t have any drawer or door open, all neatly closed thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don’t like sleeping with any doors open at all.

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

Can i sleep with my wardrobe door open ?

I always make sure all the wardrobe doors are closed before i go to bed. Most, if not all are always open when i wake up....................the cause ? a certain Cat that lives in my house that just loves to spend the night opening doors lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely!

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
over a year ago

villiage

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Now I’m not one of those cruel buggers who likes to scare the shit out of folks….much….but can I just draw your attentions to the rare phenomenon known as, Phrogging….

It’s not a gross search I promise but it may cause you to check in your wardrobes….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narnia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Narnia "

Great input. Makes sense and is totally related to the op’s question

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Well my wardrobe is a mirror and bed is next to it so if I wake up seeing me I’ll sweaty swinging

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

See me *

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No problem

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Yup. Not fussed. I'd prefer if it was closed, but I wouldn't worry about it if I noticed it was open in the middle of the night. Not that I'd probably see it, it's almost pitch black anyway.

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By *uriousirish7Man
over a year ago

cork

Oh god no

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I do every night... But now I'm looking at it and keep expecting to see a terrifying head pop out staring at me.

So that's been ruined.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"No, all the body parts keep falling out. Reminds me I haven’t finished yet. Literally no rest for the wicked."

... body parts or skeletons?!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

My wardrobe door is open as we speak whats the problem?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"My wardrobe door is open as we speak whats the problem?

... the wardrobe monster

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My wardrobe door is open as we speak whats the problem?

... the wardrobe monster

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lol hey its jammed with clothes no room for monsters

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

To quote Peter Kay....It’s not the wardrobe monsters you need to be scared of but the burglar coming in through the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sleep no problem if the wardrobe doors open. But anytime it happens there'll be a second of terror when I wake up in the night and mistake the jacket I hung on the door for someone silently watching me sleep.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes.

The mr

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Yeah I'm not 7 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I'm not 7 years old.

Is your profile named after a comic book super villain?

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

No, I've seen what happens in horror film if you investigate inside cupboards

The list also includes:

dark rooms

Rooms with dolls

Rooms with supposedly cursed dolls

Rooms with supposedly cursed dolls that turn their heads to look straight into your eyes

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Not for me .

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nope x

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I don't, but only because I'd walk into them when I got up in the night to go for a wee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel uncomfortable with any cupboard or drawers open!

Not sure why, probably some form of ADD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door is always open. But then the wife sleeps on the side closest, so anything in there would have to fight her off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's important all doors are closed to prevent being tired, weary and trying to fight a shadow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the only way I can see what the Mrs and her lover are upto in bed....."

This needed more appreciation

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Doors wide open so the Boogeyman can't peep from the gap between them.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

No I shut it so don't fall out.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Not for me .

Well you did last night!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Yeah I'm not 7 years old.

Is your profile named after a comic book super villain? "
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It was on the TV at the time of making my profile. What's that got to do with being scared of monsters coming out of a wardrobe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you even leave it open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may be cheating a bit but yes I can, it's not in my bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm tired, I couldn't careless who was in my wardrobe. But god forbid they wake me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I close the wardrobe door, it keeps it much quieter when I sleep in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I keep my spider collection there and like them able to peer out during the dead of night.

E xx

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Don’t have one in my bedroom

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"No, I close the wardrobe door, it keeps it much quieter when I sleep in there.

You banish yourself to the wardrobe?!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Nope... that's like asking if I can sleep with my feet out the bottom of the duvet

there's bloody night monsters in my room you know

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Last time it did, that little bastard Mr Tumnus got into the bedroom and left a load of those weird, perfectly-round goat turds all over the bloody carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! But I have to cover the mirror. ...I cannot bear mirrors in darkness

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I don't have a wardrobe!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Yes and I even have my feet out of the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has no doors but if it did.... god no, the horrors of it being out of place would niggle at me until I had to get up and shut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not usually, but I've got some dresses hanging off the open doors at the moment so I've been going to sleep with the doors open...can confirm that neither Mr nor I have been attacked by monsters lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and often do.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The amount of clothes C has in her wardrobe vs the amount I have, it’s surprising the door shuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I close the wardrobe door, it keeps it much quieter when I sleep in there.

You banish yourself to the wardrobe?!

It’s the only room rent I can afford…. Manchester is per square yard you know.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There are so many rattling skeletons in mine, that I can't get the door closed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, because the lion might come out and eat me. That's if the crocodile under my bed hasn't snapped up my legs.

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