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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington

What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love eating and licking. So I wouldn’t mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk!! Pheeeew..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissy cocks or vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mole on my fanny. If you look at it, it looks like a bit of poo. I manage to scare away even the manliest of men.

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By *andboyMan
over a year ago

Calne

Forearmed is forewarned

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"I have a mole on my fanny. If you look at it, it looks like a bit of poo. I manage to scare away even the manliest of men. "

Yeah sure a mole

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lol"

whats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mole on my fanny. If you look at it, it looks like a bit of poo. I manage to scare away even the manliest of men. "

We both need to check. Up close. At length. Just to be sure. You know, for science.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know "

My question too xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any oozing body fluid that's slightly brown in colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a mole on my fanny. If you look at it, it looks like a bit of poo. I manage to scare away even the manliest of men. "

Your well funny! Tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out.

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington


"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know

My question too xxx"

I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know

My question too xxx

I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue "

This is the fault of the cheap and nasty toilet roll manufacturers. Not the lady. Some loo roll disintegrates immediately upon application to the vulval area and you can't fecking well feel where all the little bits have burrowed away to

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington


"What things kill the mood quicker than it started?

Vajingleberries for me.

Not the kind of things you appreciate finding when you go down to offer your services lolwhats a vajingleberrie when its at home not a pile ffs sorry retract the question not interested to know

My question too xxx

I didn’t realise that they had a name till recently, but it is when a lady wipes a little too vigorously (probably after a nervous pee before a meet) leaving toilet tissue to roll up into balls or sausages that hide among the vulva for you to find with your tongue

This is the fault of the cheap and nasty toilet roll manufacturers. Not the lady. Some loo roll disintegrates immediately upon application to the vulval area and you can't fecking well feel where all the little bits have burrowed away to "

I see, I stand educated.

Maybe these should be classed as the Buddha version, as they allow you to get in touch with your inner self

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