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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington

If you were a cake, what kind would you be and why?

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

Lemon drizzle... full of 'zing' haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria Sponge.

Everyone wants a piece of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

red velvet Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh cream strawberry gateau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake. Cause it's the fucking best and we all know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were a cake, what kind would you be and why?"

The sex kind. Because I’m sexy.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A very masculine looking cupcake, closer to a muffin, but one of those that has the gooey centre that squirt out when in the mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walnut and coffee cake - my favourite

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington


"Lemon drizzle... full of 'zing' haha "

Not sure I trust the drizzle with you perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A birthday cake because I only get blown on once a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake. Cause it's the fucking best and we all know it "

Can't argue with that

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Urinal cake.

Happy to be peed on. Sometimes.

Realised when catching up with a friend today that I do take the piss. And get away with it.

Fuck the sexy cakes.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Cheesecake. Cause it's the fucking best and we all know it "

Love a good slice of cheesecake

XX

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

One with cream in it. Bite on it and white stuff spurts out.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Little itty bitty cupcakes with glittery icing and lots of drizzles of icing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate lava cake. Nice to start off with but you'll soon get sick of me and probably chuck me away

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...


"A birthday cake because I only get blown on once a year."

You need to use those joke candles... hours of blowing out then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greggs peach melba - pink, sweet, best to lick whilst eating me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin the caterpillar, cheap and cheerful and does the job , won't win and medals but walk away satisfied

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd be a chocolate cake women love. Chocolate .

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd be a blueberry muffin, but a huge one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a pie a lemon meringue pie xx

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Kendal Mint Cake, because it's not the sort of cake you are looking for and not what springs to mind when you mention cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd be a fresh fruit tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cake, as it only gets to be eaten once a year

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

A Victoria Sponge i'm sweet and soft.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Got to be a Jaffa cake. everyone loves them

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I prefer a pie a lemon meringue pie xx "

Incoming.

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By *ayna20Couple
over a year ago

Kent

Battenburg

Only some like me

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington


"Got to be a Jaffa cake. everyone loves them "

Useless knowledge time

They were taken to court by customs and excise, to prove that they were a cake, not a biscuit

They managed to prove that they were a cake as cakes. Go stiff when they go stale, while biscuits go soft when they go off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate fudge cake, with a side of ice cream

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those delicious melting middle chocolate puddings. With ice cream. Got to have that balance!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

—Banana and Çinnamon Loaf —

A perfect accompaniment to a lightly refreshing Darjeeling tea.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"If you were a cake, what kind would you be and why?"

Red Velvet

Creamy goodness, but not too sickly

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Carrot cake with orange flavoured icing, delicious

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP   Man
over a year ago

Lymington


"Carrot cake with orange flavoured icing, delicious "

A controversial question

Pistachio or not on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only cake I'd ever refuse is fruit cake

Bleurghhhhh

The texture and the taste are.... like it's been chewed up, half digested, reformed and baked twice

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Carrot cake with orange flavoured icing, delicious

A controversial question

Pistachio or not on top "

Never thought of adding Pistachios, love the idea

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Pineapple upside down cake - obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"—Banana and Çinnamon Loaf —

A perfect accompaniment to a lightly refreshing Darjeeling tea. "

Nero, uR a Tart (in the nicest possible sense)

Sometimes reading your sentences with u paraphrasing makes me smile; and think uR simply too posh for Fabs.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

I'd have to be sticky toffee pudding because I'm better than cake lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria sponge because I'm not that interesting but I'm a pleaser

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By *issTinyWoman
over a year ago

omagh


"Urinal cake.

Happy to be peed on. Sometimes.

Realised when catching up with a friend today that I do take the piss. And get away with it.

Fuck the sexy cakes.

Awh Meli I’m crying laughing here, what an answer!!!

"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Blondie ( no not the singer a brownie made with white chocolate)

The mr

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'd be a lime and blueberry drizzle. It's a bit different.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"—Banana and Çinnamon Loaf —

A perfect accompaniment to a lightly refreshing Darjeeling tea.

Nero, uR a Tart (in the nicest possible sense)

Sometimes reading your sentences with u paraphrasing makes me smile; and think uR simply too posh for Fabs. "

!!

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