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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a way of saying I like your tits.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Or bubble wrap - that's fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless your looking at me groin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"

I mean, did they look you up and down, or focus on any particularly squeezable parts? Maybe you have a really squeaky voice and they want to know if you make a noise like a dog toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's a way of saying I like your tits."

I concur

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Like zit?

Full of puss........

A

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Human juice extraction; it’s a thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

I mean, did they look you up and down, or focus on any particularly squeezable parts? Maybe you have a really squeaky voice and they want to know if you make a noise like a dog toy?"

I do bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobs maybe or bum lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like zit?

Full of puss........

A"

This is the more likely explanation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Human juice extraction; it’s a thing "

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"

It’s creepy is what is it

Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's a way of saying I like your tits.

I concur "

Not if it's not in reference to your BOOBS, just your body as a whole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

It’s creepy is what is it

Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ? "

Writing this down.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"
true

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Human juice extraction; it’s a thing

Piss"

Yes it is.....

A

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Be careful of hand strength with this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs are under appreciated

They can be 'lovely and nap-datey' or.... they can be full bodied 'wall sex and bone melty'

I'd not be doing either with a random just dropping that line on me in the street though

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

When I see squeeze I instantly think bum not boobs, I feel like all the minority!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it's a way of saying I like your tits."

See! What she said!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I think they were daydreaming about motor boating your chest area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think they were daydreaming about motor boating your chest area."

See! What she said!

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...

I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze! "

Another one off my list!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP! "

This happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!"

Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...


"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP!

This happens?"

Yes! It's called cute aggression! So all you cute people best be careful near anyone offering a squeeze

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!"

I was talking to the toothpaste tube behind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s more offensive a sex toy or stress toy?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"unless your looking at me groin "

Lol! Squeeze you with my pu$$y muscles. lol!

Kegels all and the Pelvic swing/Tilt. Add some hip thrusts while you are at it....Imagining my gym all now.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"What’s more offensive a sex toy or stress toy?"

Wait wait...there's a difference? I mean....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!

Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!"

You mean the chubby one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!

Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!

You mean the chubby one? "

No I mean the most squeezable one

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP! "

Same thing happens to men when they squeeze their pet .....um...penis too hard and POP Pre-M Ejaculation.

More edging. gently gently.

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By *astDesireMan
over a year ago

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Someone trying to be different and failing

No chub on you so you're rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I’d love an offer of a hug

They’ve so varied and needed

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!

Can't believe you have taken the most squeezable picture down. I had not yet fully memorized it for the wank bank!"

I need to memorize Brucey for the wank bank.

Phwhoar...someone's libido is away.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

It’s creepy is what is it

Fun to squeeze ? What am I , I stress toy or something ? "

One guy asked me if the juice was worth the squeeze. Poor lad...I was not in the mood in the slightest so now he will never get to know.

Men test the waters before jumping in place.

Jumping in a frigid p.....pond or...p...pool can give you a heart attack...not exactly the squeeze most people are looking for.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"I mean I’d love an offer of a hug

They’ve so varied and needed "

I volunteer as tribute.

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"Well you do look like fun to squeeze!

Another one off my list!!"

You'll get used to some of their banter. I just give it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean I’d love an offer of a hug

They’ve so varied and needed

I volunteer as tribute."

Volunteer to hug?

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By *ot_Guy999Man
over a year ago

Close by...


"I mean the comment reminds me of children who get too excited and squeeze a pet too hard... POP!

Same thing happens to men when they squeeze their pet .....um...penis too hard and POP Pre-M Ejaculation.

More edging. gently gently. "

Penis POP sounds painful despite the explainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway are we all agreed we'd love to have a little squeeze of elf?

Or OF whatever she wants to call herself these days

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

That or I hope you make a noise like a squeak toy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyway are we all agreed we'd love to have a little squeeze of elf?

Or OF whatever she wants to call herself these days "

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me. "

It was me. I don't regret it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.

It was me. I don't regret it. "

Why I am not even surprised!

I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure. But if anyone dared touch me they'd be getting a bloody good punch in the ribs and threatened.

*breathhhhh* *goes to check I've had my antidepressants today*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.

It was me. I don't regret it.

Why I am not even surprised!

I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others "

She was until she told me she would scream brucey during coitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty."

Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the context haha! I’d probably assume it’s in relation to tits/bum though

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!"

Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!

Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy."

Good to know! I'm sorry she's not bi I'm trying to convince her

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

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Pretty much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

Does she have a juicy booty? She won't show me!

Well she's on my hotlist and occasionally she let's one slip (or rip). It's definitely juicy and squishy.

Good to know! I'm sorry she's not bi I'm trying to convince her "

Oh you're not either.

Well.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No they are just talking about squeezing your bum I reckon, unless they're a bear, then they might want to squeeze the life out of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.

It was me. I don't regret it.

Why I am not even surprised!

I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others "

Ah I'm just one of many. Typical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty."

That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand. "

Don't worry I've figured it out, you sit on me, I'll squeeze your critically acclaimed butt with my thighs, and your boobs with my hands and elbows round waist and I'll sing unchained melody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't know how anyone could look at you and say you're chubby. You look so slim and petite.

Maybe it's a way of saying they want to kill you? You never know on here. Maybe they want to squeeze the life out of you? Or squeeze your tits? Or squeeze that juicy booty.

That just seems overkill on the squeezing. Must remember not to eat too much beforehand.

Don't worry I've figured it out, you sit on me, I'll squeeze your critically acclaimed butt with my thighs, and your boobs with my hands and elbows round waist and I'll sing unchained melody "

Can I video this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy"

I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute."

So I have a fat face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy

I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think. "

More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy

I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think.

More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person? "

More like a quick poke.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’d take a squeeze….

We had a message once telling mister how much this fella wanted to slap me.

Lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To clarify I meant squeeze into a little ball and carry around in my pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"

That's alot better then getting a message saying looking at your photos reminds me I need some timber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

So I have a fat face?"

It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way. I love a squeeze of a taut arse, for example. I won’t start on boobs, I’ll be here aaaaaall dayyyyyyy

I dunno, I don't think I squeeze people. I'm trying to think.

More of a ‘swift slap of the hand on the arse’ kind of person? "

Make a game of it and call it slap arse

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

A peachy bum is lovely to squeeze

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"

Yes bit put in a way of saying they like that body type.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

So I have a fat face?

It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment "

Well now I'm depressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

Yes bit put in a way of saying they like that body type. "

This isn't helping.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Some folk just don't think before they open their gob

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Cuddly

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

Yes bit put in a way of saying they like that body type.

This isn't helping. "

You look great chill !

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

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Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

So I have a fat face?

It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment

Well now I'm depressed. "

Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

So I have a fat face?

It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment

Well now I'm depressed.

Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride "

I used to like you.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"That's just a polite way of calling someone a bit chubby is it not?

"

you say that like a little padding is a bad thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather have a fat face or a rat face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you rather have a fat face or a rat face?"

Face mask is the solution

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well I do have some squeezy bits at the moment. Trying to lose a few lbs though.

XX

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You're all over thinking.

It means "I have an erection, can I fuck you?".

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Would you rather have a fat face or a rat face?"

I've had both, according to my sister in law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure they're just referring to those cute chubby cheeks of yours. Oh I I could just bite them off they're that cute.

So I have a fat face?

It's alright, I do too. It's a compliment

Well now I'm depressed.

Awww don't be depressed. Smile, show off those chubby cheeks with pride

I used to like you. "

Now you love me? It's ok, you don't have to say it in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Before anyone asks. It wasn’t me.

It was me. I don't regret it.

Why I am not even surprised!

I am sure she is your secret crush on fab ! Along with several hundred others

Ah I'm just one of many. Typical. "

Welcome to fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.

Thank you "

You're welcome bestie but I was talking to the OP don't make me come to your house and bang you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.

Thank you "

Joe, are you in a trolling mood today? That’s not like you

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby


"Hugs are under appreciated

They can be 'lovely and nap-datey' or.... they can be full bodied 'wall sex and bone melty'

I'd not be doing either with a random just dropping that line on me in the street though "

A squeeze is a big/long hug/cuddle that you want to continue for a long time me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.

Thank you

You're welcome bestie but I was talking to the OP don't make me come to your house and bang you out! "

Oh, I see. S'fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just thought I'd say you have a fabulous bumhole.

Thank you

Joe, are you in a trolling mood today? That’s not like you "

I'm a man of many personalities

Wait, that sounded smoother in my head

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