FabSwingers.com forum: keys in a bowl

By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend! "

Depends what mood I'm in, and here's why.....

I've done a few supercar track days. I've driven a Lamborghini, Porsche, Aston Martin, McLaren, Ferrari and Ariel.

The Aston was......beautifully smooth, but boring.

The Lambo was underwhelming and very difficult to drive (the accelerator and brake pedals are very thin, and close together. It's very easy to have your foot on both at the same time!)

The Ferrari was fast, powerful, smooth and an absolute joy to drive.

The Porsche 911 GT3......wow! Raw power, an absolutely wild ride. What a car!

However........the Ariel Atom was something else. I was driven round the tamarack in it by one of the instructors. I've never gone sideways round a tight bend at 120mph before and still felt as safe as houses.

If there's an Ariel Atom jet in that bowl......I'll fight you for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1967 Chevrolet impala, in the hope it belongs to Dean Winchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1967 VW camper van - it's playtime

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

Do you come with it?

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Maruti keep, actually you don't need a key a screwdriver will start it. Slightly worse than a lada for being agricultural but oddly entertaining especially down bumpy rocky gozotan tracks they have the temerity to call roads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"
My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada.

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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?"

If you want to pick a car based around sex with the driver then sure what ever floats your boat

After all it’s your opinion that counts

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with? My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada."

Ladas are cool, perfect excuse for the breakdown 'we'll have to snuggle to keep warm' scenario

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with? My luck it come down to the last set of keys and they belong to a lada.

Ladas are cool, perfect excuse for the breakdown 'we'll have to snuggle to keep warm' scenario

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lol I be having to much anxiety about who took my jeep.

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By *andyel73Man
over a year ago

Leyland

My key ring says Ferrari just hope no one noticed it's a fiat key

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd look to see if there's a key for a Winnebago

Failing that - an Audi.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Could put my ferrari keys in the bowl but bags whoever gets them fills it up with fuel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bugatti....because it's a Bugatti.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend! "

I'm confuzzled.

Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.

Or am I picking a key based on my perception of the driver? Because that doesn't work either. What if I pick the Fiat key because I assume its some young, blonde beauty therapist driving round in a pink 500 with those daft eyelashes on the lights, but it turns out to be Derek, 55 from Scunthorpe, who drive the original Multipla because he considered it both practical and unique?

What if I go for the Aston Martin key because its probably driven by someone with a sense of adventure, style and a fondness for pushing limits, but it actually belongs to a twat city noy who bought a Cygnet because it was far posher and a much better status symbol than the Toyota IQ it effectively was?

Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!

I'm confuzzled.

Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.

Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......

A"
Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My key fob is really big, like that key you get given when you ask to use the bathroom at a service station … I’m compensating for something.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"My key fob is really big, like that key you get given when you ask to use the bathroom at a service station … I’m compensating for something.

Could be worse. Mine says ‘REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT’ on it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!

I'm confuzzled.

Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.

Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......

A Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator. "

We've had Jeeps. Big ones. But only because they were cheaper than a Land Rover.

I'd kill for a heavily modded Defender V8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So last week there was a thread about do cars mater etc….

So the question is the bowl is full of branded car keys which 1 do you pick ?

And why ?

your choice is on your opinion of the brand not necessarily the driver

I’ll let you know my reasons for asking my questions after the weekend!

I'm confuzzled.

Am I picking a car brand I like? Because that doesn't work because there are very few that haven't built some complete dogs in their time and there's no guarantee you won't get one of those.

Come on OP. Give us a clue. Before I just say the Land Rover key in the hope it's a jodhpur wearing country girl who likes rolling in the hay......

A Damn... Land Rover... Guess I failed on a lifted jeep gladiator.

We've had Jeeps. Big ones. But only because they were cheaper than a Land Rover.

I'd kill for a heavily modded Defender V8.

A"
we belong to 4 wheel clubs I do love the defender. Too expensive to mod. But the ones that are here are very capable.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

It depends what there is to choose from. If the best there is is Peugeot then I'll catch the bus. But if there was an array of supercars and/or classics then it might take me a while to decide.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

This question has really thrown me. I think it’s the focus on brand.

From that angle, I’d grab a set of Porsche keys from the bowl. (Anyone else just realised we still call it a ‘set’ of keys even though nowadays it’s just the one key, or even no key?)

Porsches are the real all-rounders of the car world. Thrilling to drive, practical to own, gorgeous to look at. And the brand embodies all that - motorsport heritage, German attention to detail, and independent spirit.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

I chuck the small Lotus 7 key.

Comes with a roll bar that accepts straps

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"This question has really thrown me. I think it’s the focus on brand.

From that angle, I’d grab a set of Porsche keys from the bowl. (Anyone else just realised we still call it a ‘set’ of keys even though nowadays it’s just the one key, or even no key?)

What if it was a base model 924....in beige.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What if it was a base model 924....in beige.

There’s plenty to love about a 924! I think they’ve aged well and feel pleasingly retro now.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Have these keys been sanitised?

I’m not touching them given I know where peoples hands have been! I don’t need no clap

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"What if it was a base model 924....in beige.

There’s plenty to love about a 924! I think they’ve aged well and feel pleasingly retro now. "

Increasing value and desirability no less

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

Nothing wrong with a Pug, love my little 206cc

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"It depends what there is to choose from. If the best there is is Peugeot then I'll catch the bus. "

You could be missing out if its a 306 GTI-6....absolute belting car! Rapid with enough room for the average shopping trip too

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By *ttmcdguy OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Only a few people have understood what I was getting at

It’s a brand key (fob)

You don’t know what particular car it opens or who owns it

It’s just a key !

A Ford key

A Vauxhall key

A bmw key

A Bentley key

It’s the choice of brand not the model!

We all know most brands do a range of different vehicles some good some bad some big some small

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Only a few people have understood what I was getting at

It’s a brand key (fob)

You don’t know what particular car it opens or who owns it

It’s just a key !

A Ford key

A Vauxhall key

A bmw key

A Bentley key

It’s the choice of brand not the model!

We all know most brands do a range of different vehicles some good some bad some big some small "

In that case......

I'll take my own key out of the bowl and go home for a wank.

Better safe than sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Isuzu, in the hope that I'd get some off-roading fun.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

205 1.9 GTI yes

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

205 1.9 GTI yes

Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It’s the choice of brand not the model! "

Yes, but …

Keys in the bowl suggests a particular kind of party. So are we picking keys to say ‘I’m sleeping with whoever owns these keys’ or are picking keys to steal someone’s car?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Mustang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pick the beaten up landrover and before we fuck we could go greenlaning and churn the countryside up a bit. Thumbs out. Woohoo!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’ll go for the Lucas key, if you know, you know

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Id pick my own car because I won't get arrested for car robbery like the rest of you

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

205 1.9 GTI yes

Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch "

Compromise 309 GTI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pick a BMW key so I could be a wanker for a day

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Just for the day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for the day?"

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm not sure what this thread is about. In any case my keyring says Tiffany™. I had no idea they made cars.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I'm not sure what this thread is about. In any case my keyring says Tiffany™. I had no idea they made cars.

I sure she was EastEnders jump from that to making car keys.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm not sure what this thread is about. In any case my keyring says Tiffany™. I had no idea they made cars.

I sure she was EastEnders jump from that to making car keys.

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Ah! I know what EastEnders is. I Google'd it yesterday!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Can I pick the beaten up landrover and before we fuck we could go greenlaning and churn the countryside up a bit. Thumbs out. Woohoo! "

Oh yes please.

Canvas back so we can get to the highest points and fuck under the stars in summer

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"I’m not sure what I’m being asked to choose here.

Am I picking a sex partner based on the brand of car they drive? Or just picking a car to run off with?

I’m confused too, but either way… nobody is choosing my Peugeot are they

205 1.9 GTI yes

Calm down money bags! the 306 is the 6 is a sensible choice for a fun, affordable, daily drive hot hatch

Compromise 309 GTI"

Errrrrrm...its a big fugly that one though, isn't it?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Depends sometimes I'd look for something Japanese or American or even British but they would all be classics eg a datsun 240z, a Nissan 300zx, 68 dodge charger, Austin mini

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'll take the key to a muscle car and go for a nice drive before putting the key back

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I’ll go for the Lucas key, if you know, you know "

Race ya

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Old mini copper, just a favourite car of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 1920’s Fraser Nash doesn’t have a key! Just a series of toggle switches and a start button. It’s akin to starting an aircraft engine…..

Fuel pump on

Prime switch

Wait for pump to stop ticking

Press start to draw fuel in to cylinders

Magneto switches on

Grip the seat and press start

Grit your teeth whilst all hell unleashes around you!

So I guess I could put a Whitworh spanner in the bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VW Beetle fob. A 1971 original with flat dashboard and screen was my 1st car. I'd love to get another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll chuck in my merc keys comfortable with heated seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll chuck in my merc keys comfortable with heated seats"

Or the merc campervan keys on the same fob so you decide

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Iur car does not have a key. You should see the looks we get when they see the cranking handle in the bowl

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My iPhone is my car key & i'm not chucking that in a bowl. I do have a Lego Boba Fett keyring i'll put in there though.

I'd pick out a nice small car key - something vintage & classic...with a proper engine.

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Honda steady and reliable

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By *bthreeCouple
over a year ago

Yeovil

My key ring says "Savage"

And it isnt getting thown in a bowl.

Its to rare.

The mini one however !

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Iur car does not have a key. You should see the looks we get when they see the cranking handle in the bowl"

That's easier than asking my horse to stand in it.

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