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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raise a loaf of bread

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

run a bath

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

think of a new subjec to post?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"run a bath"

Nothing new there then, that involves multi tasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"think of a new subjec to post?"

think is the operative word there for me .........

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

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begin to tell us what happened to you today?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Type 3 dots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the keys to move they're so sticky?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious...

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oooo I could do that one - easily

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Think about going back to work tomorrow

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

hahha its ?? """ in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Type 3 dots."

count in your case - there were four so i did manage three lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get the keys to move they're so sticky?

Bloody jelly gets everywhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Tell us how rewarding your vocation is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think about going back to work tomorrow

did that one today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell us how rewarding your vocation is.

it bloody aint at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Start a post the way smoocher did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

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type an ellipsis properly...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....

type an ellipsis properly..."

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

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I am prepared

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Spill"
Yeah spill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie"

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I looked at the title saw who the op was and thought oh no what's she done now lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

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type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

An ellipsis consists of three dots ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....

type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

An ellipsis consists of three dots ..."

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"....

type an ellipsis properly...

ure at it again lol and I did it perfectly

An ellipsis consists of three dots ..."

a series of dots ... as an ommision where the words should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... organise a piss up in a brewery.????

(well someone had to put the obvious...

)

oooo I could do that one - easily

Why does that not surprise me....? Hmmm...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Voldemort?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I looked at the title saw who the op was and thought oh no what's she done now lol "

who moi??? she asks all innocently standing with her hands behind her back and whistling nochalantly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment)

Hit man for hire, simplessss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment)

Hit man for hire, simplessss lol"

well that one's out now u have advertised it lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol

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As long as it is not doing any DD cooking...- just remembered the scene in Mrs Doutbfire where her (his) boobs caught fire...;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a thought.... how is your cooker, Missie?

its excellent it does 3D cooking ......... how impressive is that lol

As long as it is not doing any DD cooking...- just remembered the scene in Mrs Doutbfire where her (his) boobs caught fire...;-)"

am laughing now and no 3D deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be bothered to reply in the forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be arsed"

but u have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be bothered to reply in the forum

really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".... begin to tell us what happened to you today?

u wouldnt wanna know its that bad

Oh shit she has murdered someone.

no he is still alive (at the moment)

Locked him in the celler and showing him epi, thingies ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here

Hijacked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah

and I didnt have a clue wot u meant ............. walks away whistling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG minxie, hes not on your list, from when we were gonna take over the world, pleasssse noooi

pm me cos I have lost wot is going on here

Hijacked"

who has been - I am still here - brushes self down to check am all here

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah

My real name is ( christ what is my real name )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit did I post HITMAN in public forum.

yeah

My real name is ( christ what is my real name )"

I am guessing "mrs" lol

how did I do ?? lol

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year."
Has she paid you as well?;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)"

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....!

can't spill ....... won't be spoken to ever again !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

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over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

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over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle

dont laugh then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

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over a year ago

"hahha its ?? """ in disguise

cheeky moo

Busted minx

i could tell ya a funny story about this ................ but not on here lol cos I would get lynched !!!!!

We will save you lambsie

I cant the whole forum would never speak to me again

Dont say you did the deed with he who mustnt be named

Nooooooooooooooooo give me some credit

and its sort of worse than that lol

Uh, oh.... What have you unleashed on us now....?

Who me??????????????

Yes, YOU Miss Minx!

nuffin

Ok, I have seen that look before - you have done something REALLY baaaad! Spill. Now....!

can't spill ....... won't be spoken to ever again !!!!!

can I spill wot I did last night then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In minxies defence, she has been a good girl of late, however we are only day two into the new year.Has she paid you as well?;-)

paid PAID !!!!!!!! I dont pay ....... I dont have money I have kids that mug me all the time .......

Does that mean I have to return the tesco vouchers?

shhhhhhhh keep the luncheon ones too

its ok I'll wiggle out of this, they wont notice

Can I stand next to you whilst you wiggle

dont laugh then

Ok, I will be serious,.wipes smile off my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you want to .... Don't you ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"can I spill wot I did last night then?

Yes, of course you can. You know you won't be judged on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done? "

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in a brothel with £2000 tied to my cock

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

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get my end away.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily

Minxie your a saint

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tut

wots the tut for ???

Minxieeeeeeee bend over!

wot have I done?

Oh god minx, what have you done?

think I need reminding ........... cos it wasnt wot I was thinking of

I'll pm you

it was nuffin - wiggled out of that one easily

Minxie your a saint

xxx"

thank u xx

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