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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will flattery get me everywhere?

Because if I'm not using my charm I'm completely fucked and not in the good way!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I thought this was a thread about glitter

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"I thought this was a thread about glitter "

Or sand

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Carbon black is the worst.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

Or sand"

And I fucking hate both of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

Or sand"

Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

Or sand

Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere "

Especially the butt crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everywhere but the bumhole I'm guessing.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

Or sand

Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere "

God yes, I'm a single guy and I definitely know when I’ve had a lady visitor

In bedsheets, on pillows, in the sink, bath, on the sofa, floor, tangling up my hoover.

You women are very lucky I can’t resist the upside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes x

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Everywhere but the bumhole I'm guessing."

Not even a thumb?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

Or sand

Or women's long hair. That stuff literally gets everywhere

God yes, I'm a single guy and I definitely know when I’ve had a lady visitor

In bedsheets, on pillows, in the sink, bath, on the sofa, floor, tangling up my hoover.

You women are very lucky I can’t resist the upside "

Marking their territory

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I thought this was a thread about glitter "

Ooh I love glitter

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought this was a thread about glitter "

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad "

Nope! Nope! Nope! Glitter is banned

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad "

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help "

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"

I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"

A twinkly winkle is better than a nobbly bobbly

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!

I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture "

Care to share?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!"

On my part this is NEVER going to happen!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!

On my part this is NEVER going to happen! "

You have made a disabled woman in hospital sad

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

And there was me thinking it was about cum

Must be my gutter mind again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I thought this was a thread about glitter

We never did get penis glitter. I am sad

Shall we roll them all in glitter for you KC? Happy to help

I want to see a glittery man-appendage. A sparkly sausage. A bright and twinkly winkle. Please make it happen, men!

I did try this but not entirely happy with how it turned out. Still have the picture "

Yes please and thank you

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

[Removed by poster at 09/02/23 11:48:30]

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.

Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In my experience, flattery will get you about as far as Leeds but no further.

I once tried it to get to Manchester but somehow ended up in Lowestoft….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I flatter everyone on here that is somewhat a funny person. Or at least has a body I'd like to nibble on like the freshest of sweetcorn.

It gets me nudes every now and then

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cunty panties get everywhere apparently.

Up trees, in lay byes…. Just cant move for cunty panties these days!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.

Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.

"

Write your cards in the buff, obviously

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.

Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.

Write your cards in the buff, obviously "

And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.

Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.

Write your cards in the buff, obviously

And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?!"

Correct! Please can I be on the Christmas card list?!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I realise now that all I had to do was wait until Christmas, by any card from a shop and, by the simple act of writing in it and putting it in the envelope, everything in my entire house would be covered in the fucking stuff. Forever.

Then I just need to erotically wipe myself on the furniture.

Write your cards in the buff, obviously

And slip in a little Polaroid of me doing so, as well?!

Correct! Please can I be on the Christmas card list?! "

This must be how it was done in the good old days!!!

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