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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. "

I thought it could be either too.

Sorry op but your things my thing

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders.

I thought it could be either too.

Sorry op but your things my thing

"

No need for apologies. That's another mind opened up today

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Squirrels can't play flutes.

Eddie Izzard lied.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Squirrels can't play flutes.

Eddie Izzard lied.

"

Squirrels can do no wrong in my eyes. I think they're legendary.

Eddie Izzard on the other hand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bears eat beets.. fact.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Bears eat beets.. fact."

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then! "

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop"

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently. "

But chlamydia is no joke to koalas. Surveys have shown that some wild populations demonstrate a 100 percent rate of infection, which frequently leads to blindness, severe bladder inflammation, infertility and death.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

But chlamydia is no joke to koalas. Surveys have shown that some wild populations demonstrate a 100 percent rate of infection, which frequently leads to blindness, severe bladder inflammation, infertility and death."

Wow! That's really quite scary. Condoms for Koalas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

But chlamydia is no joke to koalas. Surveys have shown that some wild populations demonstrate a 100 percent rate of infection, which frequently leads to blindness, severe bladder inflammation, infertility and death."

I wasn't joking

100% are infected is mental, condoms for koalas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

But chlamydia is no joke to koalas. Surveys have shown that some wild populations demonstrate a 100 percent rate of infection, which frequently leads to blindness, severe bladder inflammation, infertility and death.

I wasn't joking

100% are infected is mental, condoms for koalas. "

Adult koalas catch chlamydia just as people do — through sexual transmission — but young koalas can also become infected by eating pap, a nutritious type of feces, when it is excreted by infected mothers,

Diseased koalas are treated with antibiotics, but the koalas often lose weight and die even after receiving treatment, scientists discovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

But chlamydia is no joke to koalas. Surveys have shown that some wild populations demonstrate a 100 percent rate of infection, which frequently leads to blindness, severe bladder inflammation, infertility and death.

I wasn't joking

100% are infected is mental, condoms for koalas.

Adult koalas catch chlamydia just as people do — through sexual transmission — but young koalas can also become infected by eating pap, a nutritious type of feces, when it is excreted by infected mothers,

Diseased koalas are treated with antibiotics, but the koalas often lose weight and die even after receiving treatment, scientists discovered. "

And they eat poop. They look cute but apart from that they're actually slow moving mentalists.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

I thought that Chlamydia was a girls name.

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By *dging-In-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. "

It's Satyrism in men isn't it?

Those randy Greeks.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. "

I have just discovered that some people thought nymphomaniacs could be both genders.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders.

It's Satyrism in men isn't it?

Those randy Greeks."

It certainly is. The Greeks have a lot to answer for.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders.

I have just discovered that some people thought nymphomaniacs could be both genders."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the world is round , nothings on the level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get a bigger bed you'll have more bedroom but less bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently. "

They spread lies too. Right little shit-stirrers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

They spread lies too. Right little shit-stirrers."

Did you eat the poo or bang a bear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bears eat beets.. fact.

Winnie the Pooh and Yogi are really letting the side down then!

Not as much as koalas are, Baby koalas, called joeys, eat their mothers' poop

They spread chlamydia too. Apparently.

They spread lies too. Right little shit-stirrers.

Did you eat the poo or bang a bear?

"

I ate a bear and banged a poo.

Im adventurous like that.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

They might be cute, but never kiss a koala.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black bears don’t eat meat.

Well are you a Nymphomaniac?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders.

It's Satyrism in men isn't it?

Those randy Greeks."

Yep, that’s the one. Comes from Nymphs and Satyrs, mythological creatures thought to live in the Nature and go to the macro orgies the god “Baco” had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're typing something on your phone and need to go back in the sentence to amend something, you can swipe left or right on the space bar to move the cursor instead of tapping your screen 50 times to get to the place you need to edit.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"If you're typing something on your phone and need to go back in the sentence to amend something, you can swipe left or right on the space bar to move the cursor instead of tapping your screen 50 times to get to the place you need to edit."

Well thanks for my newly learned… and actually useful tip of the day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you prevent a nymphomaniac from having sex?

Marry her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the little piggy that went to market was not going there for his shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're typing something on your phone and need to go back in the sentence to amend something, you can swipe left or right on the space bar to move the cursor instead of tapping your screen 50 times to get to the place you need to edit.

Well thanks for my newly learned… and actually useful tip of the day!! "

You're more than welcome

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Peterborough is a city. I thought it was a town. Incorrectly called it that. Was corrected.

Yep.

Mind.

Blown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just recently learnt that…….

………fab MIGHT not be the way forward for me !!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Breaking news - Wombats poop cubes. I thought it was koalas.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Peterborough is a city. I thought it was a town. Incorrectly called it that. Was corrected.

Yep.

Mind.

Blown.

"

That's just what they say to feel better about themselves. You know like how inches differ depending on who you ask.

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

Big Dave says dogs can't look up.

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. "

Satyriasis is male hypersexuality

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. "

I knew it related to women....... Do i win

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Tell other fab forumites something you've only just recently discovered.

I'll go with one that stunned me last night. The word Nymphomaniac specifically relates to a woman with uncontrollable sexual desires. I honestly thought it could be used across all genders. I knew it related to women....... Do i win "

Yes! Congratulations! You win at life. You may pass go, collect £200 and live on Old Kent Road in perpetual bliss

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

The human tongue just like the finger has a unique print to you . So you can take prints and see who's been eating her pussy .

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm


"Peterborough is a city. I thought it was a town. Incorrectly called it that. Was corrected.

Yep.

Mind.

Blown.

That's just what they say to feel better about themselves. You know like how inches differ depending on who you ask. "

"You can put a boat on a ship, but you cannot put a ship on a boat."

Thats how you know which is which.

From a 1st Officer, Merchant Navy.

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"The human tongue just like the finger has a unique print to you . So you can take prints and see who's been eating her pussy . "

Very cool. I like this

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By *antasy Explorers 1313 OP   Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)


"Peterborough is a city. I thought it was a town. Incorrectly called it that. Was corrected.

Yep.

Mind.

Blown.

That's just what they say to feel better about themselves. You know like how inches differ depending on who you ask.

"You can put a boat on a ship, but you cannot put a ship on a boat."

Thats how you know which is which.

From a 1st Officer, Merchant Navy."

Why thank you Sir. Good to know

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