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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's nicked the baby oil and why?

It's missing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been using it to moisturise and noticed a real difference in my skin

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I did it; It can be used in an air fryer, right?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We had some squeaky door hinges and our tin opener was a bit stiff, so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Who's nicked the baby oil and why?

It's missing!

"

I didn't but I have a big bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the same bottle since 1998.

Hate the stuff, love the smell.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I needed it for a furious wanking marathon. I'll give it back when I'm finished

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I've had the same bottle since 1998.

Hate the stuff, love the smell.

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OF, be honest... Are you huffing baby oil? No judgement. We just want to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had the same bottle since 1998.

Hate the stuff, love the smell.

OF, be honest... Are you huffing baby oil? No judgement. We just want to help"

I take a sniff now and again, I just don't want it actually on my skin.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Who's nicked the baby oil and why?

It's missing!

"

Spit = lube!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share? "

Aveeno body oil... Much nicer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should really stop making oil out of babies. It's 2023, for God's sake.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I've had the same bottle since 1998.

Hate the stuff, love the smell.

OF, be honest... Are you huffing baby oil? No judgement. We just want to help

I take a sniff now and again, I just don't want it actually on my skin. "

Agreed with that to be fair, it just feels greasy AF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share?

Aveeno body oil... Much nicer! "

Ooooh, I shall I check that out. I find a little smoothed on between my boobs, spritz of perfume…keeps the scent longer

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share?

Aveeno body oil... Much nicer!

Ooooh, I shall I check that out. I find a little smoothed on between my boobs, spritz of perfume…keeps the scent longer"

I did notice the perfumed scent while motorboating you tbf

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I ran out of chain lube - sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nicked it to oil some babies....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops, sorry that was me , my bad. I was using it for , well ……. Look I’ll just buy you a new one, okay ?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ve got a bottle next to my bed if you want some

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Sorry it just slipped out of my hands, I’m sure if you squat it will come out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did it; It can be used in an air fryer, right? "

Adds a nice fragrance too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They should really stop making oil out of babies. It's 2023, for God's sake."

You mean, for Pete's sake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Definitely not me. I am dryer than a dry thing. If you find it, want to share? "

Sharing is caring! I'll definitely share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who's nicked the baby oil and why?

It's missing!

Spit = lube! "

Yes it does. Don't think I'm hydrated enough though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They should really stop making oil out of babies. It's 2023, for God's sake."

I laughed at that way too much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry it just slipped out of my hands, I’m sure if you squat it will come out"

What will? Should I be scared?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I look so good when I'm shining!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should really stop making oil out of babies. It's 2023, for God's sake.

You mean, for Pete's sake."

I don't want to make Sake out of them. I don't even know if that's possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, never haha!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour "

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it

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By *ummorefunMan
over a year ago

kent/sussex border


"I needed it for a furious wanking marathon. I'll give it back when I'm finished "

I’ve don’t get the phrase “ wanking furiously” I’ve never , ever been furious whilst wanking… quite the opposite to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it "

Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it

Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter? "

Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it

Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?

Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?"

Sure thing, it'll be 'reet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it

Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?

Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?

Sure thing, it'll be 'reet "

Just make sure you bring some of that chip fat with you for the titwank x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just use cooking oil after we've deep fried some chips. Adds to the flavour

I worked in a chippy as a teen so I'm used to it

Ooh, that's a new way to relive your youth . Are we doing it behind the shops or in the bus shelter?

Bus shelter outside the local lidl opposite the wetherspoon. The condom expired in 2007 but that's ok right?

Sure thing, it'll be 'reet

Just make sure you bring some of that chip fat with you for the titwank x"

You'll need more than chip fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I think I know where it is. Corruption has hidden it hasn't he? Have a look at the next to last picture in your photo stream. Was that it in your hand? Has he hidden it there again?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Who's nicked the baby oil and why?

It's missing!

"

It gets used up playing Twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry needed it for Lanzarote

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

I use olive oil for sun lotion so not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to pour it over my back, get on all fours on the kitchen table and shout STUFF ME to passsers by.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"I needed it for a furious wanking marathon. I'll give it back when I'm finished

I’ve don’t get the phrase “ wanking furiously” I’ve never , ever been furious whilst wanking… quite the opposite to be honest!"

Nah, if it's not black and blue and gasping for air after you've finished, you didn't do it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to pour it over my back, get on all fours on the kitchen table and shout STUFF ME to passsers by."

And they try but sleep and slide all over the place like a Japanese game show? I like it

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