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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm trying to have a wank but can't decide on the inspirational material to use.

Could you please provide some. It would be most kind and greatly appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qi is probably on. Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies sandwich doesn't sound very appealing to me but I don't know what you're into.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Enjoy "

The forum does not deserve you

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Qi is probably on. Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies sandwich doesn't sound very appealing to me but I don't know what you're into. "

Hmmmm nope. Much preferred the Fry era. Might have to go old school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enjoy

The forum does not deserve you"

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try some gay porn and get out of your comfort zone.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Try some gay porn and get out of your comfort zone. "

I'm comfortable with it, it does nothing though! Often find myself admiring the decor and background

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Go naughty stepsister, guaranteed winner

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Go naughty stepsister, guaranteed winner"

The fakeness is off putting

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Go naughty stepsister, guaranteed winner

The fakeness is off putting"

Eh? They’re all real. Aren’t they?

Wait, I’ll check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's somewhat disheartening to read you've no material, imagination or luck and have to resort to wanking; with so many holes on fabs to connect with to relieve you of your cum load.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a signed photo of Anne Widdecombe that may be of service…

(It’s a bit soggy now though after seeing some hardcore, heavy duty)….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go local. I found some gems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online porn

Connecting with peeps on fabs and meeting up for NSA fun

Dogging sites (albeit a bit cold)

Sex club

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I have a signed photo of Anne Widdecombe that may be of service…

(It’s a bit soggy now though after seeing some hardcore, heavy duty)…."

That might work... Only one way to find out

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Go local. I found some gems "

You mean the shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a bit more adventurous, you're profile suggests you've been on site for one year, zero meets, zero verifications isn't good ,(isn't bad either, if you're saving yourself for tha special lady).

Anyways, hope u manage to get your rocks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go local. I found some gems

You mean the shop? "

Think filth. Local pornstars

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

I’ve just added a photo to drive women wild to my profile , but may not do it for you OP lol

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Go local. I found some gems

You mean the shop?

Think filth. Local pornstars "

None of that around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my latest pic. It might give you some tingles. I know it does for me at least

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out "

Porn has highlighted the risk and how common it is for women, usually step mom's to get stuck in washing machines.

What's changed lately?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

[Removed by poster at 08/02/23 19:15:40]

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out "

Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Have you tried hanging upside down? Go alfresco for the second one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to have a wank but can't decide on the inspirational material to use.

Could you please provide some. It would be most kind and greatly appreciated. "

Put a Maria Sharapova match on close you eyes and let your mind run wild

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out

Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it. "

Yep, I've got it. Still stuck and in need of a man. Just give me a prod when you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Have you tried hanging upside down? Go alfresco for the second one."

But then all the blood is rushing to my head and the its a race against the clock... Wait a minute!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Picture the scene. I was trying on new lingerie when I realised I was missing a sock. I reached into the washing machine to find it and inadvertently became stuck! Can you come round and help a girl out? Bring something you can anchor to me to help pull me out

Did you find the sock in there? I'll be round as soon as you find it.

Yep, I've got it. Still stuck and in need of a man. Just give me a prod when you get here"

Okay good. I'd never be able to keep focused on pulling you out if that sock was still lost. Now you will have my full focus to get you off... I mean out

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel."

... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.

... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down. "

Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.

... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.

Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass "

Oh pizza. Yes.

Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.

... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.

Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass

Oh pizza. Yes.

Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus."

We need some more pixels up in here!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Be kind, you never know what someone is going through... especially when it is 7pm and the dishes have been washed. Ding dong ding dong! "Ah yes, that old familiar sound" Kaitonel said as he looked over his balcony into Paradise City. "Damn I've got such a raging boner and I am feeling kind today. I am going to treat myself to a wank at midnight" Kaitonel smiled. It's good to be kind to yourself.

Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding fucking dong.

12am. Sperm filled the inside of his apartment whilst thoughts of big heavy bells swinging in his face filled his mind.

Kaitonel was kind today. Be like Kaitonel.

... I'm not even sure how to respond... You never fail to let me down.

Dilly ding dilly dong lets have a pizza obvs. I understand lemon and her goofy ass

Oh pizza. Yes.

Kaitonel I hope you liked the story I made for you make sure to not wank too much to it or I will show you my unpixelated anus."

What is too much? Asking for a friend...

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