FabSwingers.com forum: Hi guys would you fuck Kevin Bacon?

By *affeine Dusk OP Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

No, I’m vegan!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is he asking?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, but Dave Sausage would definitely get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I’m vegan!

Common misconception. There's actually no bacon in Kevin bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

Time's just holdin' me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

I don't really want to. But I would just to say I had.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I like Kevin Bacon. But no.

Digressing slightly ÇaffDu', may I politely ask how do you keep the grouting around your pøsh båth tüb so pristine and sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposedly youre never more than 6 feet away from Kevin Bacon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Kevin Bacon of the past, or Kevin Bacon now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a Muslim I can’t go near bacon so no for me.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I think a more pertinent question is why wouldn’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of Bacon in the morning.

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By *he MinionMan
over a year ago

Mmmmm bacon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I love the smell of Bacon in the morning."

Stop sniffing his underwear. He does not like it.

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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago

Alluringly mysterious

Yeah he’s got a real cheeky vibe. Why not. Asking for a porcine friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy gives me Tremors

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

Yes, if you think he’ll lettuce

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If he found a Few Good Men as well yeah why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a vegan and he was fucking you, you'd have some bacon in you.

If so, would you be shunned by your fellow vegans?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a vegan and he was fucking you, you'd have some bacon in you.

If so, would you be shunned by your fellow vegans?

Winston "

A bacon sausage too.

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

No I wouldn’t, hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the smell of Bacon in the morning.

Stop sniffing his underwear. He does not like it. "

I'm Footloose, I'll do what I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never really thought of him as that attractive but he seems sweet, I’d say yes.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think I'd enjoy a nice bacon sandwich. Even better if some sausage gets slipped in there as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd watch you fuck him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, my sister is madly in love with him and would never forgive me

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Sure, he's a cutie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes !

And you do look like him.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

No not for me

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By *affeine Dusk OP Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"I like Kevin Bacon. But no.

Digressing slightly ÇaffDu', may I politely ask how do you keep the grouting around your pøsh båth tüb so pristine and sound?

Hi Nero,

You want to experiment a bit with the exact ratios of baking soda:delicate soap (I'm using a lemon dish soap in the picture provided) to dilute to a paste that you can apply to your grout about 15mins before a shower.

Then just rinse, wipe or lightly scrub away after aforementioned shower, as per your needs.

Hope this helps, my erudite friend. Sorry it's quite a belated reply I've been fucking Kevin Bacon for the past seventeen hours

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over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Everyone’s too busy fucking Matt Damon.

(Niche reference, probably. Sorry.)

(Not sorry.)

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I like Kevin Bacon. But no.

Digressing slightly ÇaffDu', may I politely ask how do you keep the grouting around your pøsh båth tüb so pristine and sound?

Hi Nero,

Then just rinse, wipe or lightly scrub away after aforementioned shower, as per your needs.

Hope this helps, my erudite friend. Sorry it's quite a belated reply I've been fucking Kevin Bacon for the past seventeen hours

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Christ, that just turned me ON no end! Much obliged, ÇaffDu'. XX²

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

If by fucking you mean steal his identity and actually become Kevin Bacon for real, then yes. Yes I would,

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I’m only 3 degrees from Kevin Bacon

I have a number for Emma Stone

My buddy’s sister fucked Post Malone

I get my roids from Sly Stallone

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

No. I played the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon once, I chose a BA (Hons) , 2 MSc. and 3 PhD but I didn't win anything.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Everyone’s too busy fucking Matt Damon.

(Niche reference, probably. Sorry.)

(Not sorry.)"

Or fucking Ben Affleck.

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Depends if I get a good EE deal

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Might as well

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Or fucking Ben Affleck.

Somebody got the joke! I’m so validated right now.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Just No

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Or fucking Ben Affleck.

Somebody got the joke! I’m so validated right now."

Thanks for getting the song stuck in my head btw.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

After much serious thought I'm going to say no,even the guy definitely seems to get better with age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I would block and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I would block and move on.

Pffft!... Who doesn't like Bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a real time-sensitive question, like super time-sensitive. Any feedback appreciated, thanks in advance

So did you do him?... Enquiring minds wanna know

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In the name of science.

If I inserted my penis into his sphincter. Would this sexual act be classed as a bacon and sausage sandwich?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but I,m not a man....I think he's cool xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder, when he shoots his load, would you get 99% coverage?

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

He was so good in Sleepers that i cant unsee him as an absolute creep now, so it would be a big no from me x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"In the name of science.

If I inserted my penis into his sphincter. Would this sexual act be classed as a bacon and sausage sandwich?

The mr "

Wouldn't it be a pig in a blanket, surely?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"In the name of science.

If I inserted my penis into his sphincter. Would this sexual act be classed as a bacon and sausage sandwich?

The mr

Wouldn't it be a pig in a blanket, surely?

Good point. As it would be a sausage wrapped in bacon.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to fuck a man he's top of the list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I’m vegan!

Common misconception. There's actually no bacon in Kevin bacon. "

There is after his breakfast

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hell yes from me

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Probably, I used to find him very attractive when I used to watch him years ago, I probably still would be attracted to him in person now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too "

Ask the neighbour just in case ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too

Ask the neighbour just in case ? "

He’s just not that attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too

Ask the neighbour just in case ?

He’s just not that attractive "

Your neighbour or Kevin ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too

Ask the neighbour just in case ?

He’s just not that attractive "

I think you need to pop into Specsavers,just saying like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a straight guy have to say no

Asked the wife she said no too

Ask the neighbour just in case ?

He’s just not that attractive

I think you need to pop into Specsavers,just saying like

That’s the wife’s opinion now if it was Tom Hardy that would be a def yes for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% yes!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

It's a no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a no.

It's a yes!!!!!

Oh, hold on...... Kevin Bacon? No.

My bad, as you were.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be respectful to all users. No directing (telling people what to do, e.g. "get yer tits out") unless in "Directing Room". NO websites/emails in chat. For full rules see chat rules. To report abuse click through to user's profile, then use "Report Profile".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please be respectful to all users. No directing (telling people what to do, e.g. "get yer tits out") unless in "Directing Room". NO websites/emails in chat. For full rules see chat rules. To report abuse click through to user's profile, then use "Report Profile"."
sorry wrong thread

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Now this .. is funny .. been in the Chatrooms lately FnB?

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Did someone say bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this .. is funny .. been in the Chatrooms lately FnB?

Well I did venture there to try it out !

You have such a lovely cock ! Loved the way you shagged that watermelon by the way

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Now this .. is funny .. been in the Chatrooms lately FnB?

Well I did venture there to try it out !

You have such a lovely cock ! Loved the way you shagged that watermelon by the way "

You secret is safe .. and I like to please my audience .. I wanted to go more exotic but "look at that mango" would sound so wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a good deal with EE then sure !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this .. is funny .. been in the Chatrooms lately FnB?

Well I did venture there to try it out !

You have such a lovely cock ! Loved the way you shagged that watermelon by the way

You secret is safe .. and I like to please my audience .. I wanted to go more exotic but "look at that mango" would sound so wrong

Maybe next time ! Summer is coming so more exotic fruits would be available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a good deal with EE then sure ! "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

For sure. His hips don’t lie.

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Fuck no. But Mrs Bacon is real hot.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why, did he say something?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Does Kevin Bacon get a say in any of this?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Does Kevin Bacon get a say in any of this?"

I’m sure he does. He will say “let’s dance”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never really thought of him as that attractive but he seems sweet, I’d say yes. "

He’s especially sweet with Barbara Brie and Craig Cranberry also in attendance, I believe

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Yes, with a baseball bat, to the back of the head

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"For sure. His hips don’t lie."
I thought that was Shakira

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Fuck Kevin Bacon? Far too hazardous!

The last time, he ended up with an arrow through his chest and she copped an axe in the face...

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