FabSwingers.com forum: Faulty Towers favourite moments

By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Midlands

Mr O'reilly and the wooden lintel?

When Basil thought Polly had swingers in the bedroom?

What your favourite funny parts?

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

Battering the car with that branch

And the German guests. "Don't mention the war!"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When basil the hampster got out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when he tries to catch the guy who smuggled the girl in his room & its his mum.

That episode is excellent, the sexy australian guest who his wife thinks he's obssessed with..& the psychiatrists.

faulty towers would be the worst hotel to stay for fab type fun..

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

MRS RICHARD'S..!!!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" What did you expect the view to be out of a hotel window in Torquay?? . The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, perhaps a herd of Wildebeest sweeping majestically across the Serengheti "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked it when Basil and the Major were talking to the two girls and then Basil fell through the bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Battering the car with that branch

And the German guests. "Don't mention the war!""

I said Don't mention the war.

You started it.

No I didn't.

Yes,you did,you invaded Poland

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

When testing the fire alarm and everyone is standing there watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, that’s it, I warned you, time for a good thrashing

I’ve had many a car like that

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The bit with the thing

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Mr O'reilly and the wooden lintel?

When Basil thought Polly had swingers in the bedroom?

What your favourite funny parts?

Is that the orally men?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

The dirty hand prints

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I know nothing... about... the horse

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

What do you expect to see out of a Torquay bedroom window, the hanging gardens of Babylon, herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plain

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Start! Start you vicious bastard!!

I love the car scene

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

A Gin and Orange...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The bit with the thing "

Yeah that part was pretty funny.

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By *ragsterMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Takes the lid off the biscuit/cracker tin for the hotel inspector only to see a rat sat in the middle of it ..

Class

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Takes the lid off the biscuit/cracker tin for the hotel inspector only to see a rat sat in the middle of it ..

Class

No no it’s Siberian Hampster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The late Bernard Cribbins, in the one about the hotel inspector.

" I am not a violent man, Mr Fawlty"

" yes you are"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"" What did you expect the view to be out of a hotel window in Torquay?? . The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, perhaps a herd of Wildebeest sweeping majestically across the Serengheti "

Brilliant

^^^This, plus,

"Mrs Richards, is this a piece of your brain?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call that a bath, it's hardly big enough to drown a mouse......

I wish you was a mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Takes the lid off the biscuit/cracker tin for the hotel inspector only to see a rat sat in the middle of it ..

Class

Would you care for a rat sir

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

The sign being rearranged into flowery twats, Chris who used to own the swingers club connections in blackpool used to have a hotel too and a few of us nicknamed it flowery twats,ah good times, r.i.p Chris

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