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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Only jokeing perhaps may an eggcup but if you can't beat em

Join em . do like an awe inspiring thread .

we all have to aspire to acheave something . but a good laugh Is a worthy goal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to see a Doctor.

Oh, hang on...i think we both know the perfect medical professional for the task.

A fellow large load dumper like yourself.

That boy is certainly entertaining.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

A Dr you say here on fab oh I must

Consult with him then .

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

I can only jizz a pint… but its in one go and i cum over 20x a day - i was experimenting stuffing coins down my japs eye once and came with such force I shot the neighbours cat… in a tree… 200 yards away!!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It would seam we have a who can piss higher up the wall contest .

Game on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would seam we have a who can piss higher up the wall contest .

Game on ."

Who can Jizz higher up the wall*

I need a few minutes.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"It would seam we have a who can piss higher up the wall contest .

Game on .

Who can Jizz higher up the wall*

I need a few minutes. "

200 Yards… if theres a cat up the wall!!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Of course I'd fogot about gravity

Yes the impetus that comes with ejactulation would reach a higher level . I'll raise you another 200

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Of course I'd fogot about gravity

Yes the impetus that comes with ejactulation would reach a higher level . I'll raise you another 200"

Im out!! The slakes are too high for me!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Of course I'd fogot about gravity

Yes the impetus that comes with ejactulation would reach a higher level . I'll raise you another 200

Im out!! The slakes are too high for me!!! "

It would appear that i have used slake in completely the wrong way - Im off to have a word with myself!!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Dyslexia catching on my threads

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

What's that in metric? More than a litre?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are we jazzing upwards...even in a hypothetical the men are going to make a mess.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Why are we jazzing upwards...even in a hypothetical the men are going to make a mess. "
disqualified for jazzing whilst jizzing - everyone know dancing while cumming is dangerous!!!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"What's that in metric? More than a litre? "

I never learnt metric there are 8 pints to a gallon in old measure ments

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"What's that in metric? More than a litre?

I never learnt metric there are 8 pints to a gallon in old measure ments "

2 gallons is just over 8 litres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are we jazzing upwards...even in a hypothetical the men are going to make a mess. disqualified for jazzing whilst jizzing - everyone know dancing while cumming is dangerous!!! "

Typo. Nightmare.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"What's that in metric? More than a litre?

I never learnt metric there are 8 pints to a gallon in old measure ments

2 gallons is just over 8 litres.

"

I knew that Dr with a liter was a pussy . that's how he spelt it.

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube).

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube)."

Now there a practical talent .

all contributions to the thread enlightent others

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube)."

From 200 yards??

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube).

From 200 yards?? "

From the roof of the local BP, but only when there’s no wind…I’m not that talented

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"I can fill a Ford Orion’s petrol tank with my jizz. It’s low octane stuff, but at least it’s free (apart from a bottle of lube).

From 200 yards??

From the roof of the local BP, but only when there’s no wind…I’m not that talented "
pmsl

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well certainly talent I've got to go out now pls eye on the thread .I'll be later to see who else has contributed and hope they left no spillages on the carpet .

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Only jokeing perhaps may an eggcup but if you can't beat em

Join em . do like an awe inspiring thread .

we all have to aspire to acheave something . but a good laugh Is a worthy goal."

2 Stroke?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Only jokeing perhaps may an eggcup but if you can't beat em

Join em . do like an awe inspiring thread .

we all have to aspire to acheave something . but a good laugh Is a worthy goal.

2 Stroke? "

Isn't that an engine

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