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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s the strangest request you’ve had..

Mine is I’ve been offered £50 to get a girl pregnant..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What’s the strangest request you’ve had..

Mine is I’ve been offered £50 to get a girl pregnant.. "

Sounds like a trap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a man

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Someone once wanted to put their willy inside me and move it back for a few seconds until it emitted a sticky white substance.

Really strange.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Someone once put a Monty Bojangles Choccy Scoffy Truffle under my foreskin then a plastic clothes peg on the end. I did the same with her lady bits.

It seemed very strange at the time - pre fab days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "

You just woke up and that was the first thing on your mind.

I was going to answer...but even i can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "

Should have stopped at no questions asked.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "

The front door , with my suitcase and belongings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out

The front door , with my suitcase and belongings."

Just to clarify this was a question asked to me and not me asking the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an answer but realised they were all topped in little birds what would you do to brucey thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out

The front door , with my suitcase and belongings.

Just to clarify this was a question asked to me and not me asking the question

"

Should have opened with that pertinent information lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To reply to their message.. some strange people about these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me to go around theirs , piss on the misses and leave , no questions asked

Also not really a request more of a question , if you was 3 inches in your mum and your dad was 3 inches in you which way do you move to get out "

Ha ha, that's actually quite a common question at work when we play "would you rather".

Most people look on in horror at the question.

But a few of us enter into a quite indepth discussion

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Someone once put a Monty Bojangles Choccy Scoffy Truffle under my foreskin then a plastic clothes peg on the end. I did the same with her lady bits.

It seemed very strange at the time - pre fab days "

I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

A

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By *CExeCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln/Exeter

When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button."

Poor guy just wanted a spoonful of sugar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked to buy my knickers and post to him.

I find it’s more of a case of strange things have been said, possibly testing the waters first, rather than outright requests.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Someone once wanted to put their willy inside me and move it back for a few seconds until it emitted a sticky white substance.

Really strange. "

As long as that??? The man is a stud!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a woman offer to meet me.

I called for the men in white coats immediately

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

I had a guy offer to be a human toilet for a party I was attending. He sent pics of his (not very) professional set up which involved his head being inside a portaloo for the duration... It was my mums birthday party, I turned him down...

Cherry x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What’s the strangest request you’ve had..

"

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls

Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls

Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut

Zero G anal and weightless cumshots

A

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I had a guy offer to be a human toilet for a party I was attending. He sent pics of his (not very) professional set up which involved his head being inside a portaloo for the duration... It was my mums birthday party, I turned him down...

Cherry x "

Did you at least check with your mummy first?

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"When I had a single guy profile well over 10 years ago I had a much older man message and ask if he could eat my cum with a spoon. And that is the day I learned about the block button.

Poor guy just wanted a spoonful of sugar!"

I would of told him my count is too high and he needed a knife and fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago I had a man wanting me to drive 2 hours to his place to castrate him.

I declined.

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