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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hi,

I need my electric mixer fixing but can't be arsed and know there will be someone here to do it for me.

Could six of you give unsound advice while two of you lock horns for internet mixer fixer of the year please.

Thanks. I have to go out now but I'll come back for all your lovely advice xxx Much Love Gran xxx

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Yes i know: Argos it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hit the damb thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes i know: Argos it "

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you tried turning it on then off again?

If so, try it the other way round.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought mixers went into alcohol

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

this challenge has brought out my more masculine traits .. wait for it ...

try changing the fuse !! oh yes !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it needs plugging in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bin it and start again

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have asked my local expert and she says that you have to check the beaters (whatever they are) are properly stuck in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what sort of mixer ? Skitter mixer ? Just present it with a nice lubed fart pipe and it will start to work !

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By *hropscouple27Couple
over a year ago

Sth Staffs


"Hi,

I need my electric mixer fixing but can't be arsed and know there will be someone here to do it for me.

Could six of you give unsound advice while two of you lock horns for internet mixer fixer of the year please.

Thanks. I have to go out now but I'll come back for all your lovely advice xxx Much Love Gran xxx"

Have you tried re-setting the IP address on it? Oops sorry, wrong thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some advice from me or am I considered toooooooo dangerous?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would you like some advice from me or am I considered toooooooo dangerous? "

She said mixers, not minxers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what sort of mixer ? Skitter mixer ? Just present it with a nice lubed fart pipe and it will start to work ! "

Still learning new stuff ," nice lubed fart pipe " .

We are in awe of this site , did not realise that we had led such sheltered lives !.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you like some advice from me or am I considered toooooooo dangerous?

She said mixers, not minxers."

I know that bit but thought I might be able to be helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted. "

now im confused

dont all mixers run on petrol and have to stand on the back of a council wagon for a few months before they are aloud to be used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted. "

Excellent!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted. "

thank you wishy,mrs saucy took your advice,even though our mixer wasnt broken,it is now.

on the plus side,our new toasters lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted. "

Deeply hurt here now, you didn't give me in depth advice like this with my cooker ......... trudges off sobbing

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!! "

You Tube pah! I am the proud author of Electricity for Dummies.

Here's an excerpt:

Chapter 1: How to call a Sparky.

Lift phone from cradle and dial number.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!!

You Tube pah! I am the proud author of Electricity for Dummies.

Here's an excerpt:

Chapter 1: How to call a Sparky.

Lift phone from cradle and dial number. "

You need to read Using Modern Phones for Dummies - cradle/dial???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!!

You Tube pah! I am the proud author of Electricity for Dummies.

Here's an excerpt:

Chapter 1: How to call a Sparky.

Lift phone from cradle and dial number.

You need to read Using Modern Phones for Dummies - cradle/dial???"

Tis a cordless phone and as I'm addressing females I used the word 'dial' because most phones don't work when waved about like a wii fit handheld device. One has to press buttons for it to respond. Granted most women have any device capable of vibrating on auto self dial but then fixing a mixer would be furthest from the onw brain cell currently engaged elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!!

You Tube pah! I am the proud author of Electricity for Dummies.

Here's an excerpt:

Chapter 1: How to call a Sparky.

Lift phone from cradle and dial number.

You need to read Using Modern Phones for Dummies - cradle/dial???

Tis a cordless phone and as I'm addressing females I used the word 'dial' because most phones don't work when waved about like a wii fit handheld device. One has to press buttons for it to respond. Granted most women have any device capable of vibrating on auto self dial but then fixing a mixer would be furthest from the onw brain cell currently engaged elsewhere. "

I know a better way to get the attention of said sparky

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"has wishy been on u tube again !!! doh !!!

You Tube pah! I am the proud author of Electricity for Dummies.

Here's an excerpt:

Chapter 1: How to call a Sparky.

Lift phone from cradle and dial number.

You need to read Using Modern Phones for Dummies - cradle/dial???

Tis a cordless phone and as I'm addressing females I used the word 'dial' because most phones don't work when waved about like a wii fit handheld device. One has to press buttons for it to respond. Granted most women have any device capable of vibrating on auto self dial but then fixing a mixer would be furthest from the onw brain cell currently engaged elsewhere. "

You've packed your Santa suit away then?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Granny, please follow this step-by-step guide and I'll have your mixer up and running in no time at all:

1) Check fuse (this doesn't mean unscrewing the plug cover and saying, "Yep, there's one there," you have to check it still works by replacing it with one you know to be working, like the one in the iron.)

2) If fuse ok, refit plug cover and plug it in (this bit is essential as it needs power to make it go whirrr, whirrr, chop, chop)

3) Check beater/chopper/slicey thing is seated properly (but remember not to switch it on as kitchens don't look good in Hint of Bloodsplash, although I'm sure B&Q can mix the right shade for you so you can paint the whole room in the same colour - you only have 8 pints of blood you see and you need 4 of them at least or you'll pass out and die)

4) Switch it on.

5) Switch it off.

6) Switch it back on again.

7) Switch it back off again.

8) Look at manual (I know this is an alien concept, you being a wumun n all, but they do contain some useful information. Besides, it makes you feel like you know what you're doing and your girlfriends will be really really impressed.)

9) Switch it on - again.

10) Look at the machine bemusedly.

11) Yell: "bloody work you fucker!"

12) Cry.

13) Phone best mate and tell her the fucking world is shit.

14) Go for a bath.

15) Go to bed.

16) Wake up.

17) Do NOT enter kitchen, the scene of your almost mental breakdown.

18) Get dressed, go to town.

19) Locate nearest Currys

20) Buy a toaster. (I know you *want* a mixer, but the toasters will be on special offer and you won't be able to resist it)

Sorted. "

What's a fuse ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

What's a fuse ?"

It's the short thing that blows when you have encountered too many idiots in a short space of time.

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