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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Penis would like to say hi!

Or would that be my penis and I, would like to say hi?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

My boobs and his crack are saying hi back.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Hi! My boobs are flirting back...

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


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Is that at my attempt of correct way of saying it?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Hi! My boobs are flirting back..."

Boob flirting is always welcome

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"Penis would like to say hi!

Or would that be my penis and I, would like to say hi? "

The latter. You're welcome.

G

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

My thigh says hi

My breast sends its best

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Penis would like to say hi!

Or would that be my penis and I, would like to say hi?

The latter. You're welcome.

G"

most appreciated

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Is that at my attempt of correct way of saying it? "

It's at something. Or nothing. Can't remember. Probably posted on the wrong thread, sorry about that.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code? "

Just the one eye I reckon.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code? "

Exactly like the song "Dear penis"

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code?

Exactly like the song "Dear penis" "

I’m scared to even look up what that might be!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Hi there, awwww isn't he cute

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"You have a talking penis? That’s not at all weird or terrifying! Is it fully sentient? Does it have its own eyes and stuff too, or just the ability to speak? Or do you stick a little flag in the end of it and use semaphore? or just smack it against things in Morse code?

Just the one eye I reckon."

‘The eye that weeps most when most pleased’ which apparently was the working title for the Crowded House album ‘Temple of low men’ which was more of a pussy reference than dick reference

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