FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying adverts

By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Any streaming advert

They take over the screen I bought, on the wifi I’m being charged for, so I can have the privilege of being forced to listen to their advert

Frustrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand the holiday company using the Christmas song/tune all year round.

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By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Can't stand the holiday company using the Christmas song/tune all year round. "

That is annoying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one on YouTube with 2 women talking about the menopause....one of them looks like Lizz Truss.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car! "

Oh god yes...they are awful. Its difficult not to throw the TV out the window when i hear either of them.

And ive said it before, and ill say it again..."DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY."

FECK OFF!!!!

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By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

"The one on YouTube with 2 women talking about the menopause....one of them looks like Lizz Truss....."

That’s enough to annoy anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As crazy as it sounds, some of the ad's years back were actually funny, like the Carling Black Label ones, also the Hamlet cigars ad with Gregor Fisher were hilarious (remember the photo booth one) but many were a bit cheesy too, with awfully wooden "actors" but these days, they are just irritating, like the Sunlife ads, also the crappy supermarket ones are so false, with happy smiley staff and not a single empty space visible on any shelf, a bit different from the reality of it!

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By *.R.M OP Man
over a year ago

Norfolk

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

Oh god yes...they are awful. Its difficult not to throw the TV out the window when i hear either of them.

And ive said it before, and ill say it again..."DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY."

FECK OFF!!!!"

An advert of no thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

Oh god yes...they are awful. Its difficult not to throw the TV out the window when i hear either of them.

And ive said it before, and ill say it again..."DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY."

FECK OFF!!!!

An advert of no thought "

I'd say the opposite. Like it or hate it, everyone remembers it.

I couldn't name you any other perfume.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

Oh god yes...they are awful. Its difficult not to throw the TV out the window when i hear either of them.

And ive said it before, and ill say it again..."DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY."

FECK OFF!!!!"

Yeah, but those cute, fit girls! Couldn't you just

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

If I see another advert for shit tok I think I will implode. I will never install that dodgy shite on my devices, and yet the adverts are literally everywhere.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

saw an ad last night where a woman shows what appears to be a used sanitary pad with a red blob in it while I was eating me tea.... eeewwww

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Most radio ads are annoying to me, the gambling ones in particular

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

It's the most wonderful time of the year... On the beach...

Fuck. Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Verisure alarm adds also over 50s life insurance pee me off

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

It's those on YouTube that pop up right in the middle of something I'm watching and you can bypass them...

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By *weeneyprodMan
over a year ago

dumbarton

I'll have the gravalax please... Cunt

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

The Cunard TV advert.

Just stfu! The voice is so annoying

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"It's the most wonderful time of the year... On the beach...

Fuck. Off! "

Exactly. If that's the type of obnoxious, entitled family who typically book with "On The Beach", then it's a great warning not to book with them.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The Samsung Galaxy advert; "will you send me that"?

Have we really become a nation of rude, ill-mannered pigs who no longer say "please" or "thank you"?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car! "

The We Buy it Any Car one is the bane of my life. Our daughter keeps singing it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I love quinoa….

Yep I’m sure you do. Now fuck off

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

The We Buy it Any Car one is the bane of my life. Our daughter keeps singing it

Well thank you for the bleedin ear worm KC!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

Oh god yes...they are awful. Its difficult not to throw the TV out the window when i hear either of them.

And ive said it before, and ill say it again..."DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY DAISY."

FECK OFF!!!!"

So glad I'm not alone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

The We Buy it Any Car one is the bane of my life. Our daughter keeps singing it

Well thank you for the bleedin ear worm KC!!!

I've had it in the car on the way to bloody school!

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

"As crazy as it sounds, some of the ad's years back were actually funny, like the Carling Black Label ones, also the Hamlet cigars ad with Gregor Fisher were hilarious (remember the photo booth one) but many were a bit cheesy too, with awfully wooden "actors" but these days, they are just irritating, like the Sunlife ads, also the crappy supermarket ones are so false, with happy smiley staff and not a single empty space visible on any shelf, a bit different from the reality of it!"

Yeah, there's no cool ads anymore. I remember some adverts were so good you were wishing they'd come on during the break; thinking of Guinness and Nike as examples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any haribo ad with the kids voice overs on the adults...proper creepy paeodo stuff...i have to switch it straight off.

Mr.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

The morons dancing round because they’ve just been fleeced out of £3k by being too lazy to sell their car for a sensible amount

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All ads are annoying

Especially the more recent morbid ones that might as well come straight out and say 'Are you thinking of dying?'

You know the ones.

Guaranteed over 50s plans (by the way, they're a con)

And 'Planned crmeations' etc

Oh, and the other scam - Equity release. Makes my f***ing blood boil those ones.

Yes, having worked hard all your life to own your own property, why not let us lend you a bit of money in return for taking your house away from your descendants when you eventually kick the bucket that you might have been looking to pass on to them after you're gone.

F***ing pirates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, there's no cool ads anymore. I remember some adverts were so good you were wishing they'd come on during the break; thinking of Guinness and Nike as examples."

There is one.The Kipling cakes ad where the woman plays the piano with her dad.Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All ads are annoying

Especially the more recent morbid ones that might as well come straight out and say 'Are you thinking of dying?'

You know the ones.

Guaranteed over 50s plans (by the way, they're a con)

And 'Planned crmeations' etc

Oh, and the other scam - Equity release. Makes my f***ing blood boil those ones.

F***ing pirates"

Totally agree and they’ve even got the front to charge you close to £2 grand for the privilege

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

With you on those, we buy any car and McDonald's. X

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"What advert(s) annoy you? For me it’s the McDonald’s one (raising eyebrows) and the we buy any car!

The We Buy it Any Car one is the bane of my life. Our daughter keeps singing it

Is she trying to tell you something?

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

The holiday one, where you get to share the airport lounge with that moron family.

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Grammerly.

I hate that advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the actual advert but the woman that does it. For guide dogs, it's the way she says puppy it grates my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet2 or something like that.

I dislike the smarmy boy with his ice cream.

Any betting site one that promotes its fail safes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the woman talking about her new job.

"Grannie I got the job!"

"You clever girl"

"And their paying what I asked for"

"Well negotiated"

"Runs in the family!"

Piss off

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It seems that ads being annoying is a basic essential these days.

We buy any car are ready pushing this to the limit currently.

I don't forgive and forget corporate attempted manslaughter

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its June dad

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall

"Jet2 or something like that.

I dislike the smarmy boy with his ice cream.

Why didn't she smash it over his face?

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Can't stand the holiday company using the Christmas song/tune all year round. "
this advert really aggravates me also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postcode lottery advert! That song drives me round the bend

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

We buy any fucking car. Just sell your car already you twat

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Agreed....We Buy Any Carrrghh.

Also those annoying ads on YouTube, sanitary products, life insurance, McDonald's...quite a few really.

Don't even get me started on radio ads. If you talk rapidly to firmt into a paid-for ad space, expect me to ignore your products and services

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"Jet2 or something like that.

I dislike the smarmy boy with his ice cream. "

On The Beach. And the mother is even more obnoxious.

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By *WINGStars23Couple
over a year ago

Northwest

All of them. I don't want to see adverts. YouTube is just full if them now and as soon as you pause a video and press play you get between two or three before the video carries in playing. Unless your willing to pay not to watch them.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"All of them. I don't want to see adverts. YouTube is just full if them now and as soon as you pause a video and press play you get between two or three before the video carries in playing. Unless your willing to pay not to watch them.

Yes, I find this incredibly and increasingly annoying. You used to be able to watch YT videos on a mobile device, which would be uninterrupted by ads...but they're even creeping in on there now.

If you find a YT vid that you like enough to watch regularly, I'd highly recommend an online YT vid downloader (no software installation required).

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Adverts are weird. Watching them is like being on an acid trip.

Did you see last year's advert for Capital One credit cards? The narrator talks about how credit providers don't give you what you ask for without saying what the problem is and how they will fix it.

They show a lady riding a bike along a road by the sea. She stops at an ice cream van, points at a giant ice cream and gets handed a tiny one (exactly not what she asked for, despite the narration). She doesn't pay, she takes one lick, hands it back to an apparently happy ice cream van person, and then cycles off. WTF????!!!

What has that got to do with credit cards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them - Bill Hicks was right about advertising. It's the devil's work, and anyone who works in advertising is complicit in evil.

I never watch adverts, and always mute the and look away. Insidious evil.

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

All of them to be honest. And I'm probably unlikely to be interested in any of them. Although the girl in the blue jumpsuit in the We buy any car advert gets my juices rising...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"It's the most wonderful time of the year... On the beach...

Fuck. Off! "

This, hate it when the girl drops the ice-cream and the boy licks his and makes a face at her.

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Tbh I never watch anything live on TV now for this very reason (i.e. advertising).

I record everything and watch it back....saves hours of my precious life every week by not listening to the rubbish

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By *empest2KMan
over a year ago

Derby

For me, it's the Marc Jacobs Daisy perfume advert. It's the one where there are some girls on the grassy bank near a river saying “Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy” in an annoying and repetitive way. I have to mute it before I hear them say anything (thanks to the musical interlude that buys me some precious seconds), otherwise the world could end!

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

For me its the Haribo one with adult men miming to children's speech. It is creepy and sick. I just cannot watch it. Who the fuck thought that was funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tbh I never watch anything live on TV now for this very reason (i.e. advertising).

I record everything and watch it back....saves hours of my precious life every week by not listening to the rubbish

Same here, if I do have to watch something live, the ad break is when I pee, let out the dog, make a cuppa. Haven't seen an ad on TV in years

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Tbh I never watch anything live on TV now for this very reason (i.e. advertising).

I record everything and watch it back....saves hours of my precious life every week by not listening to the rubbish

Same here, if I do have to watch something live, the ad break is when I pee, let out the dog, make a cuppa. Haven't seen an ad on TV in years

Long live the revolution

Love it

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By *1876Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"For me, it's the Marc Jacobs Daisy perfume advert. It's the one where there are some girls on the grassy bank near a river saying “Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy” in an annoying and repetitive way. I have to mute it before I hear them say anything (thanks to the musical interlude that buys me some precious seconds), otherwise the world could end!

Yep, that one always annoyed the fuck out of me too...not sure why advertisers think that irritating us will encourage us to buy their products and services

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