FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

What's your technique

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Nope.

If you're not doing it for me all you're getting is an impatient look and exasperated sigh.

Physically I'm the most easily stimulated person in the history of the world. If I have to fake it there's something desperately wrong.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Eeee by gum! That were smashing that were luv.’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

"

Have stopped faking these days and just say if it's not happening for me, which isnt often. I think honesty is better than my bad acting. Toast of Londons sex face I imagine I resemble.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *raceytTV/TS
over a year ago

cardiff

Doggy spit on her back

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "

You won the internet.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you have to fake it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "

Omg I thought my dripping clunge made you spurt!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shout I’m coming!!!! I then scrunch my face like I’m struggling on the loo. Hold my hips still whilst pushing into her and wriggle a bit. Then when I pull out, I spit on her thighs when she’s not looking. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Start with oh fuck oh fuck heavy breathing squint my eyes curl my toes and shout I’m cumming then a massive sigh of ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never faked it. Just make them cum and they forget I exist.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

I fill a syringe with liquid silk lube and I cover their eyes before giving them a pearl necklace while grunting and swearing like I just stabbed my toe on one of the bed legs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't fake it. It would be hard to fake my muscles contracting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

"

That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xymcsexingtonWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 18:12:52]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never faked it. Just make them cum and they forget I exist. "

They do don't they? Bloody men

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Start with oh fuck oh fuck heavy breathing squint my eyes curl my toes and shout I’m cumming then a massive sigh of ahhhhhhhhhhhh "

Bisto

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't fake it. It would be hard to fake my muscles contracting"

Pelvic floor exercises? I can fake the muscle contraction.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about? "

I care about good acting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Start with oh fuck oh fuck heavy breathing squint my eyes curl my toes and shout I’m cumming then a massive sigh of ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Bisto"

Hahahaha well played

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about? "

I put effort into everything.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fill a syringe with liquid silk lube and I cover their eyes before giving them a pearl necklace while grunting and swearing like I just stabbed my toe on one of the bed legs "

Making a note of this.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Fakers never prosper!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London

Fake fall asleep maybe

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fake fall asleep maybe "

You just pretend to sleep mid sex. Bold

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake my stiffy? Sure!!

I meet them after I wake up in a morning. (The guys all know )

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Punch them in the throat then leave.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punch them in the throat then leave."

ouch.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm."

I'm actually in awe.

Also, where can I find this video?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Punch them in the throat then leave."

Erm....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Punch them in the throat then leave.

Erm...."

Windpipes are my soft spot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.

I'm actually in awe.

Also, where can I find this video?"

I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.

I'm actually in awe.

Also, where can I find this video?

I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose."

With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?

Reply quickly!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck

Too late

There

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.

I'm actually in awe.

Also, where can I find this video?

I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose.

With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?

Reply quickly!!!!! "

I do not fantasise about Ryan in a Deadpool suit.....nope...not at all.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Nah. I tell him beforehand that I'm never going to cum from penetration, so he can happily bang away assured that I'm loving every second of it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always carry a balloon in my vagina filled with sperm of an ex lover that I keep in my freezer. If a man I am making love to can not make me cum I ask him to insert a needle into his bellend and then ask him to fuck me like it is last day on earth. And that usually pops the balloon, and then I say "wow that orgasm was so good I came like a real man does when he's horny" and the good thing is it is always at the right temperature when the balloon pops so together we are invested in this sensual sweaty and high feeling of us both covered in my ex lovers green cum it's the best way to do it I always give a round of applause too so he can feel like a real man sometimes he's a bit worried it is mouldy but that's fine.

Your technique sounds too much like hard work. And I never took you as the type to fake it. I thought you'd just grab your vibe and a video of Ryan Reynolds doing squats on a dildo to achieve the ultimate orgasm.

I'm actually in awe.

Also, where can I find this video?

I found it on the dark web and was surprised to see how well groomed his hole was I think you'd like it. Similar to Bruce's but not as loose.

With the arse cut out of his Deadpool outfit?

Reply quickly!!!!!

I do not fantasise about Ryan in a Deadpool suit.....nope...not at all.

"

I know you're having a wank now thinking about him in that tight suit with his ass hanging out.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I really don't know why people think you can't fake vaginal contractions around a cock.

My days of faking are long long gone, my problem now is trying to hide how close I am to orgasm sometimes because I don't want to inflate their egos too much.

But kegels? Few moans but go subtle. You know, like you can't help the little moans escaping from your lips. Claw the bedsheets in the lack of orgasmic bliss they're giving you.

Job done.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I've never faked one, if there not doing it for me I'll suggest a change of position, try make it better but they ain't getting a response if I'm not enjoying it.

Mrs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

"

Just seen this and I'm turned on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I've never faked it

In the past I have apparently looked "really bored and like I'm not even into it at all" though. You would think that would work as a hint that I wasn't into it...

(There are many, many reasons that man is my ex)

Posh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Just seen this and I'm turned on"

If only women were that easily pleased

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Just seen this and I'm turned on

If only women were that easily pleased "

Oh it's not a seduction technique, just a fact

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Luckily the condom is on so just moan a bit, slow the pace down and twitch the cock a couple of times and then take it off and dispose of it quickly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oystick-MCRMan
over a year ago

Manchester | London


"Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed "

My kinda woman! Just a cold dark stare and 'you disappointed me'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth


"I fill a syringe with liquid silk lube and I cover their eyes before giving them a pearl necklace while grunting and swearing like I just stabbed my toe on one of the bed legs "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

"

Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed "

The look and say well, that was fun….

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out. "

You've never been with a woman that faked it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed "

Savage.....

Winston

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out.

You've never been with a woman that faked it? "

https://youtu.be/0PewiUobfpU

Winston

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lderflowerappleWoman
over a year ago

North Hampshire


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

Never happened. Always come first before I do. And if they don’t then I get the toy out.

You've never been with a woman that faked it? "

If she's good, he'd never know!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never faked it. I like them to know they've failed "

haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like every labrador.. growl, pant and piss on them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like every labrador.. growl, pant and piss on them. "

You mean "squirt" on them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like every labrador.. growl, pant and piss on them.

You mean "squirt" on them "

You sure you mean labrador? Maybe mine was a dud.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asyloversCouple
over a year ago

leicester


"Nope.

If you're not doing it for me all you're getting is an impatient look and exasperated sigh.

Physically I'm the most easily stimulated person in the history of the world. If I have to fake it there's something desperately wrong."

This is Beaver in a nutshell

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

plymouth

Never had to! I’m a bloke after all!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

Ask

I'm way too honest... if I know it's not going to happen, I'll just tell them. Not sure if that's a good approach or not??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I've faked before, the same approach _oebeans does. If it's just not gonna happen and she's not up for you finishing on her sometimes it's worth it to stop the drama!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I don’t. It’s been many years since I faked it.

If it’s not happening, I just say.

Men honestly don’t care THAT much whether we cum.

If I want to cum, I can do it for myself really easily

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

"
lol how can guys fake an orgasm and what would be the point..... The white stuff?!?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife doesn’t fake it…. Maybe she used to once who knows…. She likes to be fucked fast and hard…. If she doesn’t cum through sex she either goes to sleep, continues with her toys or I put my fingers …. We’ll almost my hand inside her….but most of all she would prefer a good fucking even if she doesn’t cum…. I would say 40% of the time she cums… and quite often in 1 to 5 minutes if she’s really horny…. It’s actually quite a challenge for a guy to fuck really fast and really hard for over 3 minutes…. And I’m pretty fit can keep my heart rate over 170 for more than 2 hrs…. If anyone is up for the hard fucking challenge… and super fit we’re here for you… only remember we’re based in Italy now before our inbox gets full

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me."

A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole. "

...huh.

Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole.

...huh.

Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess."

Excelled yourself there Dusk.

What's a few million bacteria between friends?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Warm yoghurt over the tits when blindfolded or over the arse cheeks if not then - leg in trousers… hop and other one in - t shirt on… and leave the bus stop!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

A bottle of Yakult Original is somewhat easily concealable in the bum'ole.

...huh.

Thought I'd already written the worst thing I would write today, but here we are I guess.

Excelled yourself there Dusk.

What's a few million bacteria between friends? "

Fuckin' barebac'ers, am I right pal?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that for a laugh. It'd be a "Get off me mate, you're shit."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm way too honest... if I know it's not going to happen, I'll just tell them. Not sure if that's a good approach or not??"

I'd be a tad miffed not gonna lie.

That is the whole point of sex is it not?

It's like ordering a Macdonald's breakfast and not getting the hash brown. I want the hash brown!

Wait, I'm confused if I'm talking about my hash brown or theirs now.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"For faking an orgasm?

"

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath

Scared to rock the boat and make a mess

A

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

What about on the reverse side though, if it’s terrible have you ever been bad on purpose? to make them think oh shit this is bad. Then you know there wouldn’t be any chance of meeting again, or hoping they just end it because it’s bad. Or am I rambling I don’t know

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm way too honest... if I know it's not going to happen, I'll just tell them. Not sure if that's a good approach or not??

I'd be a tad miffed not gonna lie.

That is the whole point of sex is it not?

It's like ordering a Macdonald's breakfast and not getting the hash brown. I want the hash brown!

Wait, I'm confused if I'm talking about my hash brown or theirs now. "

I’d give you 2 hash browns.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *un-n-frolicsMan
over a year ago

London


"For faking an orgasm?

Yes I know I know we shouldn't and blah blah blah but sometimes needs must.

How do guys do it!??? This always intrigues me.

Me, I reckon I've got it down to perfection, heavy breathing and an intake of breathe, grabbing the shoulders (or another available body part of the man failing to make you orgasm), head back, eyes close or wide open depending on the intensity level we're going for, arch the back just a tad, a little moan or a "oh fuck", then act all sensitive and wriggle about when they try and touch you "there".

That sounds like an awful lot of effort to go to for something we dont really care about?

I care about good acting "

I care about good acting and good writing (and orgasms).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t cum from blowjob.

Hope this reverse psychology shit works !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top