FabSwingers.com forum: How miserable is your face?

By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.

-7 to -1. You’re a fucking miserable cunt, you never smile, you make the atmosphere gloomy, you like all the posts on Facebook that say “who remembers coal and lard”. Small talk on a date = when do you think world war 3 will be.

0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room

1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.

I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smile a lot.

+12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely the lowest of the low.

miserable myrtle over here

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I smile a lot.

+12"

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh I have some severe resting cunt face.

But that aside, I'm a very happy and open person to the people who deserve that side of me.

-14 to strangers. About a +12 to people who matter to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-42 on a good day

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By *iss LovelyWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

I look friendly when I smile, which I do a lot, but my RBF is awful. So I’m not sure where I’d put myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smile a lot.

+12

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon "

Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.

However, that's my actual bed lol.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"definitely the lowest of the low.

miserable myrtle over here

Px "

Weathers gonna get really shit again I hear….

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I smile a lot.

+12

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon

Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.

However, that's my actual bed lol. "

Ahhhh…. Role play eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do smile a lot but it's that kind of lips together smile which probably makes me look constipated! I'd say an 8.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very miserable.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm about a 6. Depending on when they meet me, people either think I'm very grumpy and bordering on aggressively unfriendly, or unusually happy and super friendly. I think my face just does not match my mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smile a lot.

+12

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon

Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.

However, that's my actual bed lol.

Ahhhh…. Role play eh

Lol no it is just a normal bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of it really depends on my mood but for the most part, I'd say I'm around a -2. Mostly miserable with only the odd smile that keeps me going the the absolute hellscape we call life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have what is known as a resting bitch face.

So somewhere in the minus figures.

Shocking I know.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Probably a 7. Generally I tend to be happy and walk around with a daft smile on my goofy face.

But when I have low days/I'm pissed off, probably a -100. It's awful. Should be in a nunnery when I'm like that, all shrewish and awful.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

0 ish!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I have a happy face loads of people smile and say hello as i walk down the road

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I have a magnificent resting bitch face. Can often be caught scowling at nothing at all, usually in the car. The rest of the time I look serious, and a bit pissed off.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I do smile a lot but it's that kind of lips together smile which probably makes me look constipated! I'd say an 8. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a happy face loads of people smile and say hello as i walk down the road

I imagine you being like that!! Proper happy chappy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can manage a frown now and then, my resting bitch face is pretty good

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Probably a 10, I smile a lot...but that does make it painfully obvious when I'm unamused or don't like someone, my scowl and death stare are a stark contrast to my usual cheesy grin.

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By *eldrew1Man
over a year ago

Pagham

"On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.

0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room

1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.

I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror "
I DONT BELIEEEEEEVE IT

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

-7

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I smile a lot.

+12

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon

Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.

However, that's my actual bed lol.

Ahhhh…. Role play eh

Lol no it is just a normal bed.

So you don't want nice nurse to come look after you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I smile a lot.

+12

You have a nice smile too

I can see from your profile pic you’re in a hospital bed, good on you for being positive. Get well soon

Thanks for the compliment and we'll wishes.

However, that's my actual bed lol.

Ahhhh…. Role play eh

Lol no it is just a normal bed.

So you don't want nice nurse to come look after you."

My mind didn't even go there.

As long as she isn't too nice.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"On a scale of -7 to +13, using the guide below.

0 You occasionally smile and look like a baby with really bad wind. It’s hurts others in the same room

1-7 I’m bored now just pick a number.

I think I’m about a 4 or 5 I’m not constantly jolly and go through periods of of being grumpy, but I try to laugh at one thing daily even if it’s just my silly face in the mirror I DONT BELIEEEEEEVE IT"

It’s the TRIOOTH….

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.

But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a resting bitch face 24/7

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Never moody unless someone has really really really annoyed me,always happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll go with -5 , I,m a right miserable cow! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a pretty happy face I think. I'm always smiling, kinda goofy. I wouldn't say I have a bitch face unless I'm seriously pissed off.

I always get labeled as the happy one, even from people who don't know me well, think it's just the impression my face gives off. If only they knew the pain and sadness that resides inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normal +10

When taking a selfie -10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have quite a grumpy face so I smile a lot to trick people into thinking I’m nice

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.

But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13. "

You look very happy to.

I can see from your profile pic you’re in some kind of secure unit, good for you being positive in tough times. I hope you get out soon

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I typically look like a guilty as sin arsehole posing for a police mug shot.

Sometimes, rarely, the left corner of my mouth may raise a millimetre or so but generally I’m a veritable miserable looking bastard and no mistake guv’nor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LadyO is generally very positive and optimistic, so 12 or 13. FriskyBob would be the lower end of the scale.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I have resting bitch face, although I do smile the frown lines just make me look permanently pissed off.

Mrs

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I have a happy face loads of people smile and say hello as i walk down the road

I imagine you being like that!! Proper happy chappy.

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i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you remember Jack Dee on stage?……

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I have resting bitch face, although I do smile the frown lines just make me look permanently pissed off.

Mrs "

I bet the other face in your profile pic is smiling though

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I’d say I’m about a 10. I love smiling and being happy, it gets me through life.

But I’m not one of those weirdos who walks down the street with a big shit eating grin for no reason, so it quite a 13.

You look very happy to.

I can see from your profile pic you’re in some kind of secure unit, good for you being positive in tough times. I hope you get out soon

Who’s that? Frank, is that you? Thank goodness, I need to get to the library before the mayor.

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Im a 12....im a cheerful little minx ha

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Hmmmmm maybe a 4? I think I'm a fairly positive person for the most part

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

About 197

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

-7

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m off the scale smiley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get called smiler. Shocking news, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm ,I'm actually very smiley

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

+14 I grin like a Cheshire Cat most of the time. Usually it’s at my own thoughts and the unspoken genius wit that I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 10 when there's good boobs in my face.

Contrary to fab belief I don't actually walk around like a Cheshire cat and look quite moody unless I'm avin a lafff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have resting bitch face. Unless I'm actively laughing, I look miserable. Although sometimes apparently I look ready to kill too.

Pxx

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By *ocky82Man
over a year ago

Watford

I’d say 0 or below apparently I always look angry and miserable but I’m not ! Lol

Happy to send face pic for opinions

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Face like fucked off thunder most of the time... but my smile is warm and happy

I'm not sure what number would suit me best.

Maybe a 1

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I have resting bitch face. Unless I'm actively laughing, I look miserable. Although sometimes apparently I look ready to kill too.

Pxx"

Yeah but your laugh makes up for it , quite contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most miserable, I’d say -100300 at the moment

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Fairly well placed in the negative most of the time.

Very high positive for all of 3 seconds after ejaculation.

Blink and you’ll miss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually smiling, life is better when you wear a smile.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I've generally got a pretty smiley face, just hiding a Victor Meldrew behind it...

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"I've generally got a pretty smiley face, just hiding a Victor Meldrew behind it..."

I don't beeelieeeve it

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"I smile a lot.

+12"

And a very nice smile it is!

I smile a lot. Some people think I’m annoyingly happy - I’d say I’m happily annoying.

I’d give myself an 8 tbh - I’m generally happy but - like most people - circumstances occasionally stop me from smiling. X

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

At moment about a 4 but still able to smile which doesn't stay long I hide most of my emotions

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fuckin awful..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im probably a +7 im smile alot (probably an irritating amount) lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

-3 and a 1/2. I’m blessed with the face of a serial killer. Puts a lot of people off.

The mr

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Probably a good -6, I'm fully unapproachable

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Like satans arsehole after a Vindaloo

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Hmmmmm maybe a 4? I think I'm a fairly positive person for the most part

You’re a silly sausage , I’d say a 5 or 6

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmmmm maybe a 4? I think I'm a fairly positive person for the most part

You’re a silly sausage , I’d say a 5 or 6"

Me?

I’ve never even been silly ever! You must be confused you silly goose

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm filed under S for Sourpuss.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

I am smiling on the inside.

Got to keep a guard up though.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My nickname at school was Jimmy after the POTUS at the time Jimmy Carter because we both had a permanent smile.

It might have aged a little, been tested many many times and taken semi retirement so it's gone from a 8 to a 6.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have resting bitch face. Unless I'm actively laughing, I look miserable. Although sometimes apparently I look ready to kill too.

Pxx

Yeah but your laugh makes up for it , quite contagious

That smile can hold a world of menace and teeth at the wrong time too! (However cute normally)

Eros xx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You’d never believe it from my photos on here, but I smile all the time. I just think photos of me smiling look weird.

Maybe I’m weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 - 2. Not a natural smiler and definitely grumpy sometimes, but not overly miserable either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im about a 5 or 6 at the moment.

I can be a 12 though, when i dont have a big long beard hiding my smile.

People tell me i have nice teeth.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Even though I'm happy inside, my age has wreaked havoc on my face. I'm told I look grumpy, but not!

I think I'd rate a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea, so much Botox that it doesn't physically move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10. I smile a lot and love my face

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I think I come in at -8, especially on facebook.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

-8 for me Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the universe stops *ucking around and gives me something to smile about!!!

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

cornwall

I'm a smiley person so I would say a 9 most days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a smiley person so I would say a 9 most days "

You look a bit like Azedine Ben a French humorist

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

cornwall

"I'm a smiley person so I would say a 9 most days

You look a bit like Azedine Ben a French humorist "
I would like to think more M B Jordon on a bad day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know about 5/6. My mugs on display so your welcome to make your own mind up..

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