FabSwingers.com forum: Fake it till you make it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab!

Ever pretended to enjoy sex when really you just couldn't fucking wait to leave?

Discuss...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go to start with

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

No.

If I'm not into it we're not doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my God - this is a great thread!

Well done, Brucey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope.

i'd rather have no sex, than bad sex.

toodliepip

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Years ago yes. Not in the last decade or so though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my God - this is a great thread!

Well done, Brucey!

Genuinely of all days so far I promise this is the one my brain is functioning and caring the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fake my orgasms every time.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Funnily enough I came whilst giving a fab meet oral. I had to man up and carry on having sex a d eventually faked that I came. Whipped of the condom and hid it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I came whilst giving a fab meet oral. I had to man up and carry on having sex a d eventually faked that I came. Whipped of the condom and hid it

I love and respect that you publicised this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fab!

Ever pretended to enjoy sex when really you just couldn't fucking wait to leave?

Discuss..."

Oh my god. Yes. I feel validated.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Funnily enough I came whilst giving a fab meet oral. I had to man up and carry on having sex a d eventually faked that I came. Whipped of the condom and hid it

I love and respect that you publicised this

No shame here

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

I've had it where I couldnt orgasm and I was just getting tired and bored as it was only me putting in the effort so faked it so I could stop and have a cuppa.

Was an ex rather than a Fabber, it got to a point the tea satisfied me more

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fab!

Ever pretended to enjoy sex when really you just couldn't fucking wait to leave?

Discuss...

Oh my god. Yes. I feel validated. "

Here to represent the people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, unfortunately

I had to call it and stop eventually.

Miss S x

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Yes. Often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely. I find the fake performance gets it over with quicker. If it’s not working it’s just not working.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is ever under the illusion I'm enjoying sex , I can't hide how I feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

in the back garden

I use to but now been on here for years. I tell them straight you not doing it for me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Thought you were talking about life in general to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away "

Sorry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't think of a time I've wanted to hoof it out of there.

My memory is abysmal though.

I'm usually glad to be on my way home afterwards though-like a trip to the dentist where you didn't need anything done and the journey home feeling happy.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away

Sorry

I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think I'm pretty easy to satisfy in bed.

A lazy man's dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away

Sorry

I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time "

Some men just never learn...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"1 time this has happened, I quickly faked a orgasm and then washed with a wire brush and bleach straight away

Sorry

I forgive you, the therapy sessions have worked and I'm willing to give you another try to see if it was just that one time

Some men just never learn..."

Luckily I'm not some men

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By *aimeDWoman
over a year ago

Shaftesbury, Dorset

Nope, the only time I ever felt like leaving …. I left

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not?"

Oh I know well before I get naked but of course in the spirit of experimentation for the good of mankind I'll take up that challenge

And belive me you won't have to act .

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Jesus!

I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!

I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Of course it happens, we all can’t be sexual gurus each person is different and enjoy different things. Sometimes I go with it I hope it gets better or sometimes I just say oh shit I done my load already I’m sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah absolutely as a younger woman I would fake it alot as I was under the illusion that I needed to make the experience pleasurable for them and not me - I didn’t prioritise my enjoyment. I wouldn’t have been comfortable enough to say a position wasn’t good or that I needed lube / toys or whatever !

Now older and more confident I make sure I’m getting mine and if it’s not working I say and change what we are doing !

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Far too many times, less likely to now though

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

If that ever happened to me then I would give up on normal dating and create an account on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I have unfortunately

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Your internet

I got bored doing a wank to myself, does that count?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I did once start a morning after session when I was back in my 20’s, only for my still d*unken stupor to quickly morph in to a full blown hangover, complete with horrific headache.

I have to admit I faked it, which is easy enough when using condoms, as I really needed to lie back down and snooze until the universe stopped spinning as quickly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that ever happened to me then I would give up on normal dating and create an account on fab."

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus!

I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!

I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.

All the women I’ve been with have been totally honest and I’ve appreciated that they didn’t fake an orgasm. … …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my God - this is a great thread!

Well done, Brucey!

^He's faking it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x"

God loves a trier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus!

I would hope that if someone wasn’t enjoying things, they’d say and we could switch things up, rather than just pretend and lie to protect blushes!

I’d rather no orgasm and communication than fake.

All the women I’ve been with have been totally honest and I’ve appreciated that they didn’t fake an orgasm. … …

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Unfortunately yes. I should have got an Oscar!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Never!

If that was the case and I hated sex that much I'd be a nun.....

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By *eatrice BadinageWoman
over a year ago

In a Sparkly Dress

Nope. I just leave.

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

I have in the past said it was enjoyable when that couldn't be further from the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having read this thread I have decided I would like a threesome with Red and Ordinary. To balance out the equilibrium between good and bad faking. Not at all to do with awesome boobs x

God loves a trier. "

It's important to put strong opinions out there if they are full of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course. You can’t be sexually compatible with everyone, and you don’t always know until you’re both naked. I still act like I’m having a great time, because…why not?

Oh I know well before I get naked but of course in the spirit of experimentation for the good of mankind I'll take up that challenge

And belive me you won't have to act ."

Oh really…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve never faked a sarcasm in my life

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A couple of times, I try to make it obvious that it's not going well but they don't take the hint. They think they're wonderful.

I'm just too nice for my own good

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