FabSwingers.com forum: Threesomes again though.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi? Where's all the 'hey hehe we are 2 besties that drink cocktails and rim each other and need a nice handsome boy to show us his trunkie' accounts.

Cause this is ridiculous. Even though I do have some hot women make threads about finding it frustrating dealing with wet patches imagining me. So I can't really complain.

Anyway I got up really early today and am just typing. It's nice the sun's out again isn't it? Birds tweeting abit too much for my liking though.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My bi besties tend to have drastically different tastes in men. Finding one that would suit us both is hard work and I would worry about disappointing her with my weird choices.

So usually, we just have more girls, or we have a full orgy so we both get suitable options.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

" So usually, we just have more girls, or we have a full orgy so we both get suitable options."

I feel like this is being mean and teasing us because you can

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

" So usually, we just have more girls, or we have a full orgy so we both get suitable options.

I feel like this is being mean and teasing us because you can

Well, no. This is genuinely why I never organise MFFs with my lady friends.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bi besties tend to have drastically different tastes in men. Finding one that would suit us both is hard work and I would worry about disappointing her with my weird choices.

So usually, we just have more girls, or we have a full orgy so we both get suitable options."

I cater to all though! You know aside from the people that want black only super hung only handsome only funny only etc etc blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bi besties tend to have drastically different tastes in men. Finding one that would suit us both is hard work and I would worry about disappointing her with my weird choices.

So usually, we just have more girls, or we have a full orgy so we both get suitable options."

I've heard similar, and that they're just really good friends with each other and don't want to be naked with a guy together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey, how about you say you're a women and we'll have a MFF with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey, how about you say you're a women and we'll have a MFF with you? "

Yeah sure I'm just wearing my natural dominant strap on, don't mind me!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I've heard similar, and that they're just really good friends with each other and don't want to be naked with a guy together."

Oh no. We're happy naked together alone or with others.

It's just rare to find one man that works for both us. So we either add a woman or multiple men.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

In my personal experience women who meet couples prefer to arrange it with the female half of the couple, therefore avoiding threesomes that are driven mainly by the male half who simply wants to recreate his favourite porn movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my personal experience women who meet couples prefer to arrange it with the female half of the couple, therefore avoiding threesomes that are driven mainly by the male half who simply wants to recreate his favourite porn movie.

Ha definitely this …. Especially when he also want to act like a director!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a FB that's bi then meet other women that way.

Just FYI I aren't bi.

Also, I'd shoot the dam birds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need a FB that's bi then meet other women that way.

Just FYI I aren't bi.

Also, I'd shoot the dam birds. "

Would you watch and shoot the birds? That would be sweet. I'd get you involved anyway. It's ok to be bi for an hour or 2 no one on the forums would know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't bother

Sex is over rated

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

They're not if you know the guys that have more MFF's than most men and unfortunately it's not you Brucey Big Balls.....

Get to a club, your dreams may come true!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Erm Brucey. Hate to break it to you, they're not that rare.

If I have sex with a woman and there's a man involved, it's generally better if I'm friends with them but not too close? I don't want to have sex with my besties. Well the women anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no. We're happy naked together alone or with others.

It's just rare to find one man that works for both us. So we either add a woman or multiple men."

Those were just things I've heard but I'm sure it's different for everyone. I think it's going to be tougher for any kind of threesome because it's not just 1 to 1 attraction

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no. We're happy naked together alone or with others.

It's just rare to find one man that works for both us. So we either add a woman or multiple men.

Those were just things I've heard but I'm sure it's different for everyone. I think it's going to be tougher for any kind of threesome because it's not just 1 to 1 attraction"

Damn, it looks so easy in porn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm Brucey. Hate to break it to you, they're not that rare.

If I have sex with a woman and there's a man involved, it's generally better if I'm friends with them but not too close? I don't want to have sex with my besties. Well the women anyway.

Application to be your friend? Not too close though. I mean we are the same age and I like your chat. That work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're not if you know the guys that have more MFF's than most men and unfortunately it's not you Brucey Big Balls.....

Get to a club, your dreams may come true! "

Look I know you wanna meet me bad but you have to be patient boo! Or you know, invite me over, cook me a steak and I'll give you some meat in return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi? "

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh no. We're happy naked together alone or with others.

It's just rare to find one man that works for both us. So we either add a woman or multiple men.

Those were just things I've heard but I'm sure it's different for everyone. I think it's going to be tougher for any kind of threesome because it's not just 1 to 1 attraction

Damn, it looks so easy in porn!

I mean, you could pay them to pretend to enjoy it as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

Bi women still like penis woody!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

That's an awful way of thinking. Remember guys, we're fucking kings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh no. We're happy naked together alone or with others.

It's just rare to find one man that works for both us. So we either add a woman or multiple men.

Those were just things I've heard but I'm sure it's different for everyone. I think it's going to be tougher for any kind of threesome because it's not just 1 to 1 attraction

Damn, it looks so easy in porn!

I mean, you could pay them to pretend to enjoy it as well

Maybe I'll start a Kickstarter for it...

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"They're not if you know the guys that have more MFF's than most men and unfortunately it's not you Brucey Big Balls.....

Get to a club, your dreams may come true!

Look I know you wanna meet me bad but you have to be patient boo! Or you know, invite me over, cook me a steak and I'll give you some meat in return!"

You couldn't handle my needs Brucey Boy, and I don't want you wiping your cock on my curtains after two pumps!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

Complete nonsense , some guys are stunners!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I live in hope that I will have at least 1 MFF before I die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

That's an awful way of thinking. Remember guys, we're fucking kings!"

Actually it was sarcasm. But I could back that up, woman are sexier than men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Bi women still like penis woody! "

I have my fingers crossed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're not if you know the guys that have more MFF's than most men and unfortunately it's not you Brucey Big Balls.....

Get to a club, your dreams may come true!

Look I know you wanna meet me bad but you have to be patient boo! Or you know, invite me over, cook me a steak and I'll give you some meat in return!

You couldn't handle my needs Brucey Boy, and I don't want you wiping your cock on my curtains after two pumps!

It actually takes me a while to finish ya know!

All jokes aside that remains a true fact. Seriously. Seriously seriously. Super serious. Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live in hope that I will have at least 1 MFF before I die

Fuck man me too

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

I'm like the ash from bonfire the night before, I just need a little blow and I'm a roaring fire

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

One day you may get to see what a real woman feels like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

I'm like the ash from bonfire the night before, I just need a little blow and I'm a roaring fire

Are you listening to Katy Perry again?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"One day you may get to see what a real woman feels like!

I knew you'd be the one to say this.... ha ha

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

I'm like the ash from bonfire the night before, I just need a little blow and I'm a roaring fire

Are you listening to Katy Perry again?

Only when she comes up for air

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

Too many hot women to choose from so wouldn't even come close to being a choice

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"It actually takes me a while to finish ya know!

All jokes aside that remains a true fact. Seriously. Seriously seriously. Super serious. Seriously."

Brucey if you were bearing witness to me and one of my vixens going at it I highly doubt it'd make it out of your pants before the first round was spent

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"One day you may get to see what a real woman feels like!

Like warm apple pie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Too many hot women to choose from so wouldn't even come close to being a choice

See. She knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

I'm like the ash from bonfire the night before, I just need a little blow and I'm a roaring fire

Are you listening to Katy Perry again?

Only when she comes up for air

Haha.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Well, it depends on whether it's the male or female that is the pleaser.

I get plenty offers from M/F couples. The dynamics can be very different.

If the male starts their message, I reply to both and hope she steps up. When the female makes contact, she usually wants to dominate from get go. When their dynamic is that imbalanced, I stay away.

The best meets are when they are both equally sexually confident, comfortable and convivial. A great time is had by all three of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every man’s dream this but so hard to achieve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It actually takes me a while to finish ya know!

All jokes aside that remains a true fact. Seriously. Seriously seriously. Super serious. Seriously.

Brucey if you were bearing witness to me and one of my vixens going at it I highly doubt it'd make it out of your pants before the first round was spent

Prove it!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Complete nonsense , some guys are stunners! "

Aw thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Complete nonsense , some guys are stunners! "

#notallguys….. oh you already covered that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mai Tais on a bar menu are more rare than MFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice "

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Where's all the 'hey hehe we are 2 besties that drink cocktails and rim each other and need a nice handsome boy to show us his trunkie' accounts."

I know where you’re going wrong there, Brucey.

It’s in looking for shared FF profiles. All the hot besties I know who play together just have their own single profiles. Because they’re individuals with their own interior lives and everything. Not couples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule. "

Not a voice of a bi woman. ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule.

Not a voice of a bi woman. ….

That's because I'm not bi. I want all the men! Well actually no, not all, just one or two please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule. "

Someone's obviously never seen me don the rubber gloves and apron when on a cleaning spree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule.

Not a voice of a bi woman. ….

That's because I'm not bi. I want all the men! Well actually no, not all, just one or two please. "

I’m a one!!…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule.

Not a voice of a bi woman. ….

That's because I'm not bi. I want all the men! Well actually no, not all, just one or two please.

I’m a one!!….."

Sorry. Excited!!!!

I’m a man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are MFFs so rare when so many women are bi?

Bi women are attracted to men and women right? Women are hotter and sexier than men! …. You are literally a second choice

Hugely disagree!! Women....meh.

Men, oh the jaw line, the shoulders, chest, hands, those little v line, the thighs and the PENIS!! Men rule.

Well, except anywhere other than the bedroom. Then women rule. "

Don’t worry bi women I see you and appreciate you

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

To be fair MFM is rarer for us than MFF or even MFFF. We want an awesome MFM but the right guy is really hard to find. Single ladies are far fewer in numbers but we seem to have more success finding the right ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always find a willing bi woman hard to find, unlike willing men

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Erm Brucey. Hate to break it to you, they're not that rare.

If I have sex with a woman and there's a man involved, it's generally better if I'm friends with them but not too close? I don't want to have sex with my besties. Well the women anyway.

Application to be your friend? Not too close though. I mean we are the same age and I like your chat. That work?"

Wait we're the same age? I always thought you were a bit younger for some weird reason.

Application accepted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm Brucey. Hate to break it to you, they're not that rare.

If I have sex with a woman and there's a man involved, it's generally better if I'm friends with them but not too close? I don't want to have sex with my besties. Well the women anyway.

Application to be your friend? Not too close though. I mean we are the same age and I like your chat. That work?

Wait we're the same age? I always thought you were a bit younger for some weird reason.

Application accepted. "

Sweet! Who's the lucky lady joining us?!

Is it my energy? I actually don't have any right now. Now believe me?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"They're not if you know the guys that have more MFF's than most men and unfortunately it's not you Brucey Big Balls.....

Get to a club, your dreams may come true! "

I second the club idea, it's much easier to talk to women in person than to try to grab their attention in a ridiculously busy inbox.

We have had MFF's and even a MFFF already this year, it's the MMF that are eluding us

K x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

Misty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

Right I'm reporting to the fab police. This is OUTRAGEOUS. It's never a heterosexual white man's fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

Am I so unattractive? No, It's the women who are wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

Such a kind approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now this may come across as harsh. Which obviously isn’t the Mrs Misty way…..

…. But

I get the distinct impression that the sticking point is the M and not so much the FF

Sorry BruceyBaby

I don’t get it"

She's being a bully is all!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I don’t get it"

Neither does he, if Misty’s to be believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a ratios game, CD has two hungry holes and a real woman has three. It's very rare to find one guy who can satisfy the thirst of either a CD or woman. Exactly why having plenty big dicks are good fun to ensure properly taking care in exercising holes to quench thirst. Job well done, smiles all around or left purring.

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