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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m opening a burea to air all your grievances and complaints no matter how small or big.

What annoys you and why ?

Not just fab related could be anything

Let’s hear your gripes and moans

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on).

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The price of Freddo's.

That is all.

A

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"The price of Freddo's.

That is all.

A"

A genuine complaint!!

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on). "

That is annoying! Better not send you a message then !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winnits so annoying

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on).

That is annoying! Better not send you a message then !!"

You started the thread OP, you're immediately not that person.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I’m opening a burea to air all your grievances and complaints no matter how small or big.

What annoys you and why ?

Not just fab related could be anything

Let’s hear your gripes and moans "

I've got plenty we may be here sometime what time do you close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on). "

That's exactly what I was going to say, especially abusive ones .. I would imagine those people may be banned posting from forum..

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’m opening a burea to air all your grievances and complaints no matter how small or big.

What annoys you and why ?

Not just fab related could be anything

Let’s hear your gripes and moans

I've got plenty we may be here sometime what time do you close"

Open all hours !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two faced brown nosing work cunts.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Two faced brown nosing work cunts. "

A lot of them about!! Very annoying x

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"I’m opening a burea to air all your grievances and complaints no matter how small or big.

What annoys you and why ?

Not just fab related could be anything

Let’s hear your gripes and moans "

nothing annoys me except Traffic police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on). "

Have had a few of them too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who post statuses such as

‘ who fancies sucking my cock now ‘ or ‘ balls need emptying , message me now!’

I seriously wonder what their success rate is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you view someone’s profile and you get a message straight away asking if you like it

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich


"Guys who post statuses such as

‘ who fancies sucking my cock now ‘ or ‘ balls need emptying , message me now!’

I seriously wonder what their success rate is "

I assume that their success rate is good….. with other men! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you view someone’s profile and you get a message straight away asking if you like it "

Go into stealth mode, it works a treat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pedants who feel the need to correct every little error they see...

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By *elshman78Man
over a year ago

South Wales

Thick people…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pedants who feel the need to correct every little error they see... "

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only real grievance today is that I am sat at my desk in work instead of one someone’s face

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Cold feet - mine at the moment

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 09:18:03]

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on).

That's exactly what I was going to say, especially abusive ones .. I would imagine those people may be banned posting from forum.."

And now they're banned from my inbox, petty but satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars, now they're practically impossible to fix by the average guy. And garages for offering to fix them for an overly inflated price.

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By *martin1001Man
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 09:18:05]

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

The cost of a visit to the hair dresser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 09:18:03]"

Haha that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 09:18:05]"

Wasn't going to point that little mishap out, honest

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My only real grievance today is that I am sat at my desk in work instead of one someone’s face "

Someone’s missing a treat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 09:18:05]

Wasn't going to point that little mishap out, honest "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't wonko get the adulation he deserves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premature rants

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Why doesn't wonko get the adulation he deserves? "

It would go to his head and only make him worse .

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

People who think their grief is more valid than yours therefore completely quash your grief publicly as irrelevant

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"People who think their grief is more valid than yours therefore completely quash your grief publicly as irrelevant "

Add to that people who tell you how to grieve, like you're doing it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/23 10:01:04]

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

Conspiracy Theorists....the internet has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on).

That's exactly what I was going to say, especially abusive ones .. I would imagine those people may be banned posting from forum..

And now they're banned from my inbox, petty but satisfying. "

I thought their usual trick was to send an abusive message, then heroically block you before you can reply?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Pedants who feel the need to correct every little error they see... "

Now you mention it, there should really be a space after ‘see’ and before your ellipsis …

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

When you message a profile that shows as on line and then after you have message it shows as being offline for about 10 mins, not a chance of reply now

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"When you message a profile that shows as on line and then after you have message it shows as being offline for about 10 mins, not a chance of reply now"

People who expect replies just because someone sends them a message........

A

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!"

People who persist in driving at 60mph in lane 2 of the motorway when lane 1 is entirely empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pedants who feel the need to correct every little error they see... "

There’s no such thing as a little error, it’s either an error or it’s correct. Just saying

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Would you be able to get the new McDonalds ad banned?....

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!"

It's called merge in turn and if people did it correctly it would work and no queue.

Unfortunately too many people see themselves as self-appointed traffic officers and bugger the system up.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester


"My only real grievance today is that I am sat at my desk in work instead of one someone’s face "

Utterly!! I am looking forward to seeing the smile in Mr's eyes, because I won't be able to see his mouth

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

People who persist in driving at 60mph in lane 2 of the motorway when lane 1 is entirely empty."

Definitely annoying

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester


"The price of Freddo's.

That is all.

A"

Just Freddo's?! It's bloody everything!!

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

I’d like to complain that you spelt bureau wrong. Do we win a prize?

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

It's called merge in turn and if people did it correctly it would work and no queue.

Unfortunately too many people see themselves as self-appointed traffic officers and bugger the system up."

Driving in a closed lane is not merging in turn.. it’s an offence… lane closed with a red x is the clue..

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’d like to complain that you spelt bureau wrong. Do we win a prize? "

It’s already been mentioned!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to complain that you spelt bureau wrong. Do we win a prize?

It’s already been mentioned!! "

No prize then?

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I’d like to complain that you spelt bureau wrong. Do we win a prize?

It’s already been mentioned!!

No prize then? "

Depends what you would like as a prize !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't know how to drive!!! (was so hard not to write that in caps)

Miss S x

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

And the tuneless royalty free music that comes with more and more TV programmes. Even Wheeler Dealers has it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarkets moving all the food around. I don’t want to spend half a day looking for honey or paprika just because (insert supermarket name here) want to sell me something I don’t need!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't know how to drive!!! (was so hard not to write that in caps)

Miss S x"

Perhaps they don't want to learn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that send you a private message replying to a post you made in a forum, when they haven't even posted in that forum.

Annoying!!

(Yes, I've deleted and blocked and moved on). "

So much this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't know how to drive!!! (was so hard not to write that in caps)

Miss S x"

Don't get me started on that.. think some people haven't even figured out where their indicators are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The working day being really inconvenient for me going to the gym. I either go in the evening when it's packed and can't get on the equipment or I wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning and go, being absolutely shattered by 4pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative threads like this.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

People who persist in driving at 60mph in lane 2 of the motorway when lane 1 is entirely empty."

Those that drive in lane 3 when lanes 1 and 2 are clear. I do tend to undertake in lane 1 and glare at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Negative threads like this. "

They can be negative but it also provides an opportunity for people to get things off their chest. Unlike me with a barbell because none of the benches are ever free!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that at my gym when you go to the showers there’s only every 2 scenarios:

1. It stinks of eggs and veet, there’s hair, fluff, greenies and empty bottles everywhere.

2. The cleaner is in there spending an hour hovering around and all you can smell is bleach and the sound of his machine, and he randomly tells you to get out and change cubicle.

Why can’t I just have a normal clean shower without it being an ordeal.

Thanks for letting me complain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The working day being really inconvenient for me going to the gym. I either go in the evening when it's packed and can't get on the equipment or I wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning and go, being absolutely shattered by 4pm"

You sound like my son - he had exactly these 'dilemmas' He's joined the UFC gym now, bigger & more flexible

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Negative threads like this. "

My sincere apologies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now Im not one to moan about sunshine but I am basking in my bedroom window like a happy pot plant, but it is almost a little to hot and the glare is giving me a headache, but also I am a heat/sun worshipper so cannot in all good concience move until the sun sinks below the rooftops opposite.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I hate that at my gym when you go to the showers there’s only every 2 scenarios:

1. It stinks of eggs and veet, there’s hair, fluff, greenies and empty bottles everywhere.

2. The cleaner is in there spending an hour hovering around and all you can smell is bleach and the sound of his machine, and he randomly tells you to get out and change cubicle.

Why can’t I just have a normal clean shower without it being an ordeal.

Thanks for letting me complain "

It's precisely why I shower at home pre/post gym session.

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Now Im not one to moan about sunshine but I am basking in my bedroom window like a happy pot plant, but it is almost a little to hot and the glare is giving me a headache, but also I am a heat/sun worshipper so cannot in all good concience move until the sun sinks below the rooftops opposite. "

A first world problem right there !! Lol

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Speakers on phones!

Well, More specifically the muppets who use them in public, so we get the tinny square of whatever crappy music they’re indulging in….use some fekin headphones you spoon!

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Things I hate:

Stilton cheese

Lists

Road works

Chocolate

Lists

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By *ames5169 OP   Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Things I hate:

Stilton cheese

Lists

Road works

Chocolate

Lists"

I see what you did there !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The working day being really inconvenient for me going to the gym. I either go in the evening when it's packed and can't get on the equipment or I wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning and go, being absolutely shattered by 4pm

You sound like my son - he had exactly these 'dilemmas' He's joined the UFC gym now, bigger & more flexible"

I think that's a good idea. Or I could find a smaller one with higher membership fees where the absolute dregs of society don't congregate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing the words "unexpected item in the packing area".....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't know how to drive!!! (was so hard not to write that in caps)

Miss S x

Perhaps they don't want to learn."

You know what I mean...

Ok people that drive that CAN'T drive

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't know how to drive!!! (was so hard not to write that in caps)

Miss S x

Don't get me started on that.. think some people haven't even figured out where their indicators are..."

There's many of things, we could go on forever

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is “everything” too broad or were you after specifics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speakers on phones!

Well, More specifically the muppets who use them in public, so we get the tinny square of whatever crappy music they’re indulging in….use some fekin headphones you spoon! "

Also people who use headphones to have a Teams meeting in the middle of the office AND ARE OBLIVIOUS THAT THEY ARE SHOUTING!

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Speakers on phones!

Well, More specifically the muppets who use them in public, so we get the tinny square of whatever crappy music they’re indulging in….use some fekin headphones you spoon! "

Even worse, the f*ckwits who walk around, talking into the end of their phone, so everyone can hear the conversation, both ends of it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The working day being really inconvenient for me going to the gym. I either go in the evening when it's packed and can't get on the equipment or I wake up at stupid o'clock in the morning and go, being absolutely shattered by 4pm

You sound like my son - he had exactly these 'dilemmas' He's joined the UFC gym now, bigger & more flexible

I think that's a good idea. Or I could find a smaller one with higher membership fees where the absolute dregs of society don't congregate."

Smaller one with higher membership sounds good and yes, I get what you mean about undesirables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pedants who feel the need to correct every little error they see...

Now you mention it, there should really be a space after ‘see’ and before your ellipsis …

"

I appreciate the grammatical lesson of today very humbly accepted. I shall take it forward, on the next bit of academic writing I undertake.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Premature rants "

I miss swingofthekingers.

Thursdays were fun.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK here's mine....

Waiting on people.

Like the mechanic who's got my car to actually message me and update me like he said he would.

Waiting to find out when I'll get it back and not knowing is annoying.

The clutch went and I've been without a car for almost two weeks.

But hey in some countries people have to walk miles just for water. I shouldn't moan about a luxury!!!

T

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

People who persist in driving at 60mph in lane 2 of the motorway when lane 1 is entirely empty.

Those that drive in lane 3 when lanes 1 and 2 are clear. I do tend to undertake in lane 1 and glare at them. "

Should we start a club? I do that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no cat milk left in my house

My cat spent 45 mins wailing at me

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

This bloody weather, too warm for a jacket yet too wet to go without

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've a complaint that I'm not 20years younger now there are some beautiful women here that I wish were around we I was the same age they are now if that makes any sence.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London


"People who persist in driving in closed lanes on a motorway until the last possible second as you are stuck in a traffic jam!

People who persist in driving at 60mph in lane 2 of the motorway when lane 1 is entirely empty.

Those that drive in lane 3 when lanes 1 and 2 are clear. I do tend to undertake in lane 1 and glare at them.

Should we start a club? I do that too! "

The undertakers? Ha ha

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