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By *he-Hosiery-Gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Right. Not sure this one has been touched on, before, ha ha.

Slightly odd? Yes, most probably

Do I do it? Yes, at home, but nowhere else.

Why do I do it? To stop myself 'missing' thus saving clean-up duties.

It all started when I lived in a rented flat in London, where the room in which the toilet was in, was carpeted. Soooooo wrong!!

I was quite popular with my female flatmate at the time, as I never left the seat up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??

I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wish more men would sit down.

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By *he-Hosiery-Gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??

I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee "

That brings the toilet seat into question.

Opens another can of worms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely it's more polite to do that when your are out and about to save anyone stepping in wee??

I hate treading in water in the bathroom. Even if I'm the only one who has used the bathroom and I know it is just water on the floor.....it might be wee

That brings the toilet seat into question.

Opens another can of worms "

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

On my yacht I have a standing order, or should that be "unless your vwe, sit down to wee"

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Right. Not sure this one has been touched on, before, ha ha.

Slightly odd? Yes, most probably

Do I do it? Yes, at home, but nowhere else.

Why do I do it? To stop myself 'missing' thus saving clean-up duties.

It all started when I lived in a rented flat in London, where the room in which the toilet was in, was carpeted. Soooooo wrong!!

I was quite popular with my female flatmate at the time, as I never left the seat up "

Much much much prefer guys who remain seated for the entire performance.....wish you all did...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

On my yacht I have a standing order, or should that be "unless your vwe, sit down to wee"

"

Chuckling away at your standing order to sit.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"

On my yacht I have a standing order, or should that be "unless your vwe, sit down to wee"

"
on my plane i have to stand due to room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him" prefers to do it that way at night so no lights are put on and no wet feet. Just doing his bit for the environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's mandatory with a Prince Albert...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fb sits when he's at my place, usually as we r totally knackered by then but it still makes me giggle, first time I thought he was having a no. 2!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

weird you should post on this , lol i said to john sitting is alot better and must be cleaner as dont go all over and no need to hold cock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing weird or abnormal about it at all.

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley


"weird you should post on this , lol i said to john sitting is alot better and must be cleaner as dont go all over and no need to hold cock x "

Not always if your knob hits the inside of the pan yuk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.

Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?

Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!

I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to see a woman pee standing, very erotic!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.

Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?

Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!

I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx"

would you like me to show you how to shake???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple of things, what kind of guy misses the toilet, I mean its a big target. Must be a right fuckwit if you can't get it in the bowl from a distenfce of a foot or so.

Also what kind of guy when at home or a friends house if heaven forbid they do miss doesn't clean up with a bit of toilet paper?

Also how do you shake dry when seated? :s!

I'm not even going to start with the whole seat debate! Xxx

would you like me to show you how to shake???"

Whilst seated yes please. I just don't understand the logistics lol!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"It's mandatory with a Prince Albert..."

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've peed sitting down for years. It all stems from the first house i purchased with my first wife. You see the bathroom had a sloping ceiling over the loo and i'm 6'3" tall. It was either get a regular crick in my neck/back or sit. You can also get a page or two of the kindle read while peeing.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

Since getting a PA, it's often easier to sit.

Apparently islamic men have to do this, because their prophet always sat down. True - no joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am never sitting down to pee and reserve the right to miss, particularly after having sex when my nob appears to have a garden sprinkler attached to the end of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is wrong with women lifting the seat when they have been? that's why they have hinges and if they want equality why can't they stand?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I prefer to stand as far back as possible and each day try and go a little further back for shooting practice. I'm pretty good now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My late partner sat down to p, as he did not want to miss when he was pissed etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men should sit down to pee

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

3 words sent me a shiver......

"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I prefer to stand as far back as possible and each day try and go a little further back for shooting practice. I'm pretty good now. "

well i am campaign that "pee up the wall" should be included in the next olympics....

just to make sure i don't get any accusation of "sexism"... it could be both a mens and womens event.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"3 words sent me a shiver......

"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words sent me a shiver......

"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!! "

i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over

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By *he-Hosiery-Gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"I like to see a woman pee standing, very erotic!"

I know what you mean..

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Don't you just hate it when you sit down to pee - and find yourself peeing between the seat and the top of the bowl!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"3 words sent me a shiver......

"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!!

i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over "

I'm sure there would be a number of willing volunteers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually guys should sit to pee more often. It makes the uretha tube (hope that's the right spelling) more vertical and empties the bladder much more than standing in front of a urinal. For guys my age (50+) with the potential threat from prostate cancer looming over us, it is more important to sit to ensure your bladder is as empty as possible.

I do it all the time if I can...

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By *he-Hosiery-Gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Don't you just hate it when you sit down to pee - and find yourself peeing between the seat and the top of the bowl!!!"

Can't say that's happened to me, before.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I would never dream of going barefoot into the toilets at kestrels .. there are some dirty people about

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There are only two types of people that squat to pee. Women and tight men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand closer - its shorter than you think!

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

Whats the fuss about?

In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands

Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep

Simples in my book

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By *he-Hosiery-Gent OP   Man
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Whats the fuss about?

In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands

Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep

Simples in my book "

Summed up very nicely, there OP.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Whats the fuss about?

In the middle of the night its dark you go for a pee. Do you turn the light on to stand and pee waking yourself up and risk not being able to get back to sleep.And having to mop any misses and wash your hands

Or reverse onto the pan and pee, A dab of bog roll avoids and need to excessively shake. So on departing after flushing,wash hands , leave room still semi asleep and back to bed and sleep

Simples in my book "

If all you've done is pee, there's no need to flush. Save water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a lot with small cocks in this thread. Mine would be bell end in the water sitting down cock to pan.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

1st thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men have to shake. Can't they just wipe it with toilet paper like us ladies do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 words sent me a shiver......

"a carepted loo"...... ewwwwwwww!!!!

i have a carpet in my loo, but theres 4 females in my house so no men to piss all over "

I'm the opposite and have more men in my house. I have my own bathroom though and they're not encouraged to go in there

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