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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Evening

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


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Goooooood Evening Wonko! You're the ²nd poster of this evening! You get a vintage ATHENA™ poster.

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By *piping-hot.Man
over a year ago

Rutland

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Goooooood Evening Wonko! You're the ²nd poster of this evening! You get a vintage ATHENA™ poster. "

No thanks

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


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Gööd ëvëning PrinçessPuddle...No¹ this evening. Your prize is... NakedTwister©®.

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By *igbiukMan
over a year ago

Gerrards cross

Evening everyone, I hope you are all well??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening "

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A warm welcome to the effervescent MístyPèaks. Good evening ² you!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all "

Good evening —A Scot in Yorkshire— welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. You're looking sartorially shipshape in that suit of yours!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Evening All

Just with me, myself and I this evening. The eyes are weary, the body aches but the mind is busy and refuses to shut down x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Goooooood Evening Wonko! You're the ²nd poster of this evening! You get a vintage ATHENA™ poster.

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thanks! "

You're welcome.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening everyone, I hope you are all well?? "

Evening felicitations BigbiUK! Is Gerrard cross?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloha

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening All

Just with me, myself and I this evening. The eyes are weary, the body aches but the mind is busy and refuses to shut down x"

Good evening Ânniê. You're in good company this evening. I'm bestowing upon you the highest bar stool on the Nocturnal snug bar this evening. It's vintage leather. Come wine and dine and be sublime as we entwine.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha "

Swoon!

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By *igbiukMan
over a year ago

Gerrards cross

Thank you, with such beautiful elocution and use of language.

Gerrard is always cross. Lol

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Hooroo!

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By *igbiukMan
over a year ago

Gerrards cross


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe "

Oh dear, and I am guessing that you have just started?? Lol.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Thank you, with such beautiful elocution and use of language.

Gerrard is always cross. Lol"

You caused umbrage past Uxbridge, not far from Denham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been procrastinating all evening but have a deadline tomorrow morning so need to get on with it.

But am horny as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live


"Evening All

Just with me, myself and I this evening. The eyes are weary, the body aches but the mind is busy and refuses to shut down x

Good evening Ânniê. You're in good company this evening. I'm bestowing upon you the highest bar stool on the Nocturnal snug bar this evening. It's vintage leather. Come wine and dine and be sublime as we entwine. "

A chilled glass of Pinot Grigio, well thank you x

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By *igbiukMan
over a year ago

Gerrards cross


"Thank you, with such beautiful elocution and use of language.

Gerrard is always cross. Lol

You caused umbrage past Uxbridge, not far from Denham?"

Haha, A level geography as well as English??

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hooroo!"

Our resident Tasmanian has arrived. It could be much much worse: she could be from New South Wales!

Good evening ferret!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Oh dear, and I am guessing that you have just started?? Lol. "

Hehe I started an hour or two ago but yes no ideal hehe how’s your night going?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Hooroo!

Our resident Tasmanian has arrived. It could be much much worse: she could be from New South Wales!

Good evening ferret! "

Rude!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe "

Good evening to our resident ?ad Åss. Are you well? Are you procrastinating?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’ve been procrastinating all evening but have a deadline tomorrow morning so need to get on with it.

But am horny as hell. "

Hello and good evening ·mçmarkfaçe· — welcome to the Nøcturnal Thread. Stay awhile but don't detract from your deadline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aloha

Swoon! "

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

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By *igbiukMan
over a year ago

Gerrards cross


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Oh dear, and I am guessing that you have just started?? Lol.

Hehe I started an hour or two ago but yes no ideal hehe how’s your night going? "

Doesn't bode well for the rest of your shift then. Lol. Im all good thanks. Just chilling watching football highlights really. What do you do for work?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


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Dsurreyguy87...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thx Nero. Deadline will be met and I hope my other needs will too!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening All

Just with me, myself and I this evening. The eyes are weary, the body aches but the mind is busy and refuses to shut down x

Good evening Ânniê. You're in good company this evening. I'm bestowing upon you the highest bar stool on the Nocturnal snug bar this evening. It's vintage leather. Come wine and dine and be sublime as we entwine.

A chilled glass of Pinot Grigio, well thank you x"

I shall line them up for you like a cohort of admirers ringing the doorbell to your heart...²

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hooroo!

Our resident Tasmanian has arrived. It could be much much worse: she could be from New South Wales!

Good evening ferret!

Rude! "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Oh dear, and I am guessing that you have just started?? Lol.

Hehe I started an hour or two ago but yes no ideal hehe how’s your night going? "

Do you work in Air Traffic Control?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling? "

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Thx Nero. Deadline will be met and I hope my other needs will too!!"

They don't call it 'Swingdon' for nothing. I'm sure you'll get your fix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose. "

Oh! *gasps *swoons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose.

Oh! *gasps *swoons "

You're a perpetual swooner of the pantaloon'er!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying "

Oh no

I’m sorry to read this, I hope you get to go home soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose.

Oh! *gasps *swoons

You're a perpetual swooner of the pantaloon'er! "

I’m quite proficient in the art of swooning, thanks

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Good evening to our resident ?ad Åss. Are you well? Are you procrastinating? "

I am, bad me I know! I’m well though thank you how are you doing?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying "

Good evening KC² — where on Earth have your been, my ? From which recycled cardboard box did you spring from??

Are they still keeping you in the Sanatorium to cure your delirium?

It's all that foul Åbsinthe you keep drinking, each night, every night.

Keep us posted on the scans. You'd make for a wonderful court Minstrel in your next life.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all"

GØØD evening twinfrøzr!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Good evening to our resident ?ad Åss. Are you well? Are you procrastinating?

I am, bad me I know! I’m well though thank you how are you doing? "

I'm doing fine this evening. I'm just ogling at you derrière whilst sipping my Perrier™. It makes for a clear head!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying

Oh no

I’m sorry to read this, I hope you get to go home soon "

I've lost all power/weight bearing in my left leg so I cannot currently get up/down the stairs at home. So, I'm a bit stuck at the moment and we're supposed to be moving house on 17 Feb (date confirmed this morning)......

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose.

Oh! *gasps *swoons

You're a perpetual swooner of the pantaloon'er!

I’m quite proficient in the art of swooning, thanks "

Charmed, I'm sure!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying

Oh no

I’m sorry to read this, I hope you get to go home soon

I've lost all power/weight bearing in my left leg so I cannot currently get up/down the stairs at home. So, I'm a bit stuck at the moment and we're supposed to be moving house on 17 Feb (date confirmed this morning)......"

Oh no I’m so sorry x at least you got a date to move now, which gives a bit of hope I hope?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer "

ÅttentiveRåbbit, fine sir. There's a Chartreuse that yearns for your lips. Find your palate and lose your inhibitions. There's a Bibendum chair with your name emblazoned upon it. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying

Oh no

I’m sorry to read this, I hope you get to go home soon

I've lost all power/weight bearing in my left leg so I cannot currently get up/down the stairs at home. So, I'm a bit stuck at the moment and we're supposed to be moving house on 17 Feb (date confirmed this morning)......

Oh no I’m so sorry x at least you got a date to move now, which gives a bit of hope I hope? "

It does. I would like to say goodbye to the old house before we move, we've been there 15yrs nearly. I'd like to say bye bye to the upstairs too (sounds weird, but I've spent a lot of time up there over the past 6yrs!)

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Good evening to our resident ?ad Åss. Are you well? Are you procrastinating?

I am, bad me I know! I’m well though thank you how are you doing?

I'm doing fine this evening. I'm just ogling at you derrière whilst sipping my Perrier™. It makes for a clear head! "

Oh my well I feel like a bit of a catfish as I have been not working out so much so I feel my booty maybe not be super bootiful at the moment but thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aloha

Swoon!

Is your corset too tight, Darling?

Yes, a little. Well, a lot actually. But my pantaloons are loose.

Oh! *gasps *swoons

You're a perpetual swooner of the pantaloon'er!

I’m quite proficient in the art of swooning, thanks

Charmed, I'm sure! "

It also serves as a distraction manoeuvre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greetings once more from the House of the Infirm. They keep tantalising me with news of scans and other possible avenues of discovery, only then to be thwarted by unknown forces within the administration of this edifice.

It's fucking annoying

Oh no

I’m sorry to read this, I hope you get to go home soon

I've lost all power/weight bearing in my left leg so I cannot currently get up/down the stairs at home. So, I'm a bit stuck at the moment and we're supposed to be moving house on 17 Feb (date confirmed this morning)......

Oh no I’m so sorry x at least you got a date to move now, which gives a bit of hope I hope?

It does. I would like to say goodbye to the old house before we move, we've been there 15yrs nearly. I'd like to say bye bye to the upstairs too (sounds weird, but I've spent a lot of time up there over the past 6yrs!)"

It could be lovely if you manage to do so, fingers crossed for you, lovely

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all you fabulous badasses! Hope you are all fine!

Just on nightshift and trying to not get distracted….clearly not going very well hehe

Good evening to our resident ?ad Åss. Are you well? Are you procrastinating?

I am, bad me I know! I’m well though thank you how are you doing?

I'm doing fine this evening. I'm just ogling at you derrière whilst sipping my Perrier™. It makes for a clear head!

Oh my well I feel like a bit of a catfish as I have been not working out so much so I feel my booty maybe not be super bootiful at the moment but thank you "

Your booty is worth a King's ransom. Don't change it for anyone.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer

ÅttentiveRåbbit, fine sir. There's a Chartreuse that yearns for your lips. Find your palate and lose your inhibitions. There's a Bibendum chair with your name emblazoned upon it. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship."

My crystal glass is raised to you my fine fellow.

Do I spy some additional purple velvet additions?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer

ÅttentiveRåbbit, fine sir. There's a Chartreuse that yearns for your lips. Find your palate and lose your inhibitions. There's a Bibendum chair with your name emblazoned upon it. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

My crystal glass is raised to you my fine fellow.

Do I spy some additional purple velvet additions?"

Well spotted! The juxtapositions of the purple velvet cushions and the nubuck recliners make for an eclectic experience.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØ________

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer

ÅttentiveRåbbit, fine sir. There's a Chartreuse that yearns for your lips. Find your palate and lose your inhibitions. There's a Bibendum chair with your name emblazoned upon it. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

My crystal glass is raised to you my fine fellow.

Do I spy some additional purple velvet additions?

Well spotted! The juxtapositions of the purple velvet cushions and the nubuck recliners make for an eclectic experience."

And this is the reason I attend such a fine establishment.

Swinging shouldn’t have to shoulder the ‘travelodge’ budget opinion.

There’s class, sophistication and successful professionals among us.

*surveys the room to make sure no great sweatpants are hiding

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Nite all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Nite all"

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Night!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Popping in to say hi and have a quick drink before bed.

*browses the bar, kraken rum mmmm I wonder if this tastes alright and if it needs a mixer

ÅttentiveRåbbit, fine sir. There's a Chartreuse that yearns for your lips. Find your palate and lose your inhibitions. There's a Bibendum chair with your name emblazoned upon it. Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship.

My crystal glass is raised to you my fine fellow.

Do I spy some additional purple velvet additions?

Well spotted! The juxtapositions of the purple velvet cushions and the nubuck recliners make for an eclectic experience.

And this is the reason I attend such a fine establishment.

Swinging shouldn’t have to shoulder the ‘travelodge’ budget opinion.

There’s class, sophistication and successful professionals among us.

*surveys the room to make sure no great sweatpants are hiding "

You're too kind. Kindness personified.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Right, my bed is calling.

Still time to howl at the moon on the way home

*returns glass to the bar, friendly nod to the remaining and Nero.

Slips on his t jacket and slips into the night

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Right, my bed is calling.

Still time to howl at the moon on the way home

*returns glass to the bar, friendly nod to the remaining and Nero.

Slips on his t jacket and slips into the night "

Good night Mr. Bunny. Sleep well, Peaceful slumber.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello Nerö,

Hello Noctural Creatures.

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