FabSwingers.com forum: Share those chat up lines....

By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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I'm looking for the best, the worst, the funniest and the dam right weirdest! Let's hear what you've got fabbers! X

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I have only ever used one "How do you feel about much older women?" it worked fairly well tbh... Don't think I have ever had one used on me though

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I have only ever used one "How do you feel about much older women?" it worked fairly well tbh... Don't think I have ever had one used on me though"

How did he/she respond to that? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not very good at pick up lines. I'm more of a lay you down type of guy.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"I have only ever used one "How do you feel about much older women?" it worked fairly well tbh... Don't think I have ever had one used on me though

How did he/she respond to that? Haha"

As I said, it worked quite well, for the most part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for the best, the worst, the funniest and the dam right weirdest! Let's hear what you've got fabbers! X"

Can I fit my hardware into your software without getting a virus? Not that it matters, I've got a floppy disc now anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for the best, the worst, the funniest and the dam right weirdest! Let's hear what you've got fabbers! X"

Do you wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll get my cost you've pulled

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I'll get my cost you've pulled "

Your cost?! Hahha I mean you charged them too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no Fred Flinstone but il make ya bed rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and this one, I heard it absolutely years ago n its stuck

You wanna come on over to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo whilst you Google all over my Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines the best so far

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Your eyes are like spanner’s.

Because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten.

The mr

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've just thought of one

for all the shy girls out there I've got a cure for shyness. I'm going to do thread see if it fly's got my doubts but hey ho .

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck me the thread worked .

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Would you like to stroke my pussy.

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over a year ago

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Hi"

You smooth talker I'm yours

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Would you like to stroke my pussy.

If I tried this they would have a 3 to stroke...

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Do you want to come back to my place for a fuck and a pizza?

Not mine but was said to me a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one comes from max and paddy's Road to nowhere "can you catch ? Cause there's a couple of balls coming your way"

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By *z20Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Are you Irish by any chance? Everytime I look at you my penis be Dublin in size

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh and this one, I heard it absolutely years ago n its stuck

You wanna come on over to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo whilst you Google all over my Facebook"

That had some serious thought put into it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you an angel that fell to earth, because your knees and ankles look fucked up.

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By *raraymondoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I innocently said to a woman in a Glasgow pub that she looked too young to be a widow. I ended up spending the night with her.

And I heard “ do you want to play at houses, you be the window and I’ll hang out of you”.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

The one that always worked best was walking up to a table of girls, sit with them and point to the guys you're with and apologise that you're joining them as the guys you're with are stiff and boring conversation.

I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.

I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do me a favour and get me an ice cube.... ok can you now crush it.....

Well that the ice broken between us....xxx

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I may not be Fred flintstone...... But I'll sure make your bedrock

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By *annaPlayABCCouple
over a year ago

Bacup

'Have you got a mirror on your ceiling above your bed' ?

'No'

'Strange,cause I can see myself in it'

Actually did try this once,and laughed the girl in to bed later that night.

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Can you do me a favour and get me an ice cube.... ok can you now crush it.....

Well that the ice broken between us....xxx"

Was that used by or on you? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m training to be an astronaut, and my first mission is to explore your Ur anus

Let’s play carpenter so I can nail you.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Nice legs…. What time do they open ?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’ve never used anything like these - they are jokes not real lines right?

I just say a few compliments them

ask if I can WhatsApp them ! Usually works

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I may not be the most handsome guy in the room, but I'm the only talking to you."

.... just sharing.

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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""I may not be the most handsome guy in the room, but I'm the only talking to you."

.... just sharing. "

I mean I dunno if that's an insult or a chat up?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll do

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

It's Tuesday.

Show me dem titties, or get me some tacos.

Honestly, works everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, where did you get that beautiful smile from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey girl, are you a fitted sheet?

Because you're difficult as hell but I still want you in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'would you like your eggs, fried? or fertilised'? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were my girlfriend I would go all the messages incase someone nipped you in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's 20p for the phone box, call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.

What's a phone box?

I don't know numbers.

I live with my dad's!

Hasn't aged well that one.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Hello darlin get yer knickers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that always worked best was walking up to a table of girls, sit with them and point to the guys you're with and apologise that you're joining them as the guys you're with are stiff and boring conversation.

I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.

I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking"

That's er... Crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I then have a genuine interest in each that warms up the night to invite the guys over and break ice for them all and just enjoy the evening and see if any click.

I don't do to pull as such, but more to get the awkwardness out the way as no one wants a lurch staring and not speaking

That's er... Crap"

Would you be carrying a clipboard by any chance. Lol

You remember that yea??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

Ohhhh that seconds one is mean!!! Lol

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

"I've had three shits today, me"

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Well you can date a thousand guys

But what I got between my thighs

Is like the sun cause it's always hot

And like a compass it always points to your g-spot

Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants

Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps

You know I got what you want

Five and a half inches of love

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Did It hurt when you fell from heaven…. And landed on your face?

untested but Im hopeful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well you can date a thousand guys

But what I got between my thighs

Is like the sun cause it's always hot

And like a compass it always points to your g-spot

Baby, everything you want is right here in my pants

Everything you need to cure your menstrual cramps

You know I got what you want

Five and a half inches of love

I thought compasses pointed to magnetic North...would explain why so many fail to find the female g spot

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

I'd like to say you're beautiful but beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't seem to find a chair, can I sit on your face?

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By *toobguyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can't seem to find a chair, can I sit on your face?"

That would definitely work on me.

(If I was ever lucky enough to be asked this) ??

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By *ot_Guy999 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I can't seem to find a chair, can I sit on your face?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Would you give head to a stranger

Hi I’m Mick

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