FabSwingers.com forum: Does anyone else

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly pointless? Absolutely not.

Snacks do make everything better, I'll give you that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."

What are we talking about?

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

Yes and no I've had the best sex with someone not long ago but I didn't want to lay next to them.

I'm looking for that like a lot of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ish.

Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.

Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

What are we talking about?"

Snacks.. We're talking snacks

What you bringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

What are we talking about?

Snacks.. We're talking snacks

What you bringing (grrrrr) "

A twiglet.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Pillow talk is my fave

Wouldn’t say a mid afternoon quickie was pointless without it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word. "

No chit Sherlock.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I rarely meet anyone who wants to chat and eat snacks in bed after sex.

I enjoy the sex very much

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ish.

Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.

Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word. "

Do you reckon he growls when he cuts?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.

No chit Sherlock."

Look. This is truly excellent. Excellent enough that I'm going to screenshot it and tell people this is the level of wit I'm accepting, nothing less.

But you're showing off now. Take it down a notch.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

Cup of tea for me, ta.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ish.

Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.

Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.

Do you reckon he growls when he cums?"

Oh don't even get me started on this topic.

Yes I do. Yes I would love to hear him say all manners of things in that beautiful voice of his because well spoken men saying incredibly erotic things are my catnip.

But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

Cake is pre-sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

Cake is pre-sex

No, what type of person are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ish.

Really great sex could never be pointless because it wouldn't be really great for me unless there was that sort of beginning/end. You know that kind of relaxed intimacy.

Unless of course Cumberbatch wanted a fuck and go, that would be amazing even if we didn't utter a single word.

Do you reckon he growls when he cums?

Oh don't even get me started on this topic.

Yes I do. Yes I would love to hear him say all manners of things in that beautiful voice of his because well spoken men saying incredibly erotic things are my catnip.

But growling? Men who growl. Fuck. "

There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure

(And it's not the obvious spot either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

Cake is pre-sex

Why can't it be pre AND post?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.

There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure

(And it's not the obvious spot either

You growl?

Oh.

Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.

There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure

(And it's not the obvious spot either

)

You growl?

Oh.

Hi.

I do. But I'm not gonna tell you where on my body does it for me, you're gonna have to find it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

Cake is pre-sex

No, what type of person are you?

I am a slut. For cake, obvs

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I like a chat, but no snacks in bed thanks.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"But growling? Men who growl. Fuck.

There's a couple of spots on me, if you hit them right with your tongue you will literally have me growling in pleasure

(And it's not the obvious spot either

)

You growl?

Oh.

Hi.

I do. But I'm not gonna tell you where on my body does it for me, you're gonna have to find it

I'm up for this challenge.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

The sex being pointless - no.

The lack of snacks afterwards?

Tea and biscuits and/or Haribo in bed after are massively important

Cake woman, cake!!

Cake is pre-sex

Why can't it be pre AND post? "

Well it can… sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water..just water .. before.. during..after...great sex..it's dehydrating ..no snacks ..water is just fine..great sex is just dehydrating for me.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I do love a post sex chat in bed and the intimacy that it involves. But never brought snacks into to mix, it’s normally a tea/coffee or glass of wine depending on the time of day.

Saying that, there was this one woman and a packet of Space Raiders…

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

So we talking a crisps sandwich with tea or cheese and crackers with wine

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A fine curry followed by pillau talk is oft' underappreciated. I love to chaat.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I like a chat, but no snacks in bed thanks."

I’m with Mimi on this one.

The two of us will be over there, in the bed with no food crumbs in it.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I like a chat, but no snacks in bed thanks.

I’m with Mimi on this one.

The two of us will be over there, in the bed with no food crumbs in it."

What about Cookie crumbs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What about Cookie crumbs

Oh crumbs.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

A decent cuppa to replace the fluids would be lovely thanks.

No nipples… that would make pointless sex

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Well can’t say I’ve ever thought “ well that was shit! She didn’t even have any sports mix “

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."

If it’s great sex, you’ve already eaten, surely.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world."

what about the crumbs in bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like great sex is nearly pointless unless you lay next to each other naked having an amazing conversation and eating the best snacks in the funking world.

what about the crumbs in bed... "

Exactly!! Heathens!

Also, I'd skip the sex and just eat snacks on the sofa, now that is heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant do food in bed. Cuddles, tickles, chat that finishes it off nicely. Then hopefully round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

struggling to get either this month tbh!!

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