FabSwingers.com forum: What has the French ever done for us

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *quirtyndirty!Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nice wine and cheese

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cheese!!

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By *westUKguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Naughty subtitled sexy films..they are hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of a few things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They gave us the rather beautiful news anchor Melissa Theuriau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They beat the English in most sports most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helped Soldiers in WW2

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Nice bread! And sexy accents x

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Provided us with a beautiful country to visit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have rise to one of my favourite insults of all time "Cheese eating surrender monkeys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have rise to one of my favourite insults of all time "Cheese eating surrender monkeys"

To which they may reply...

I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Not given me an orgasm

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Bridget bardo for one .could name other things OK the baggett.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

If I remember taladega nights correctly they invented the soixante neuf and I think we can all agree that's pretty great

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Erm… mayonnaise, baguettes and snogging? Just them alone makes ‘em alright, I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

F*ck all.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

And there’s me

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Onion soup.

French kisses (

Sacha Distel.

Oui?

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By *p4Fun7070Man
over a year ago

Leven

Toast and it ain't eggy effing bread either

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

What has anyone ever done for "us"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They build us some nice castles out of a new material called stone back when the Norman’s took over. Worked better than wood so you got to give them credit for that.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disneyland Paris!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Disneyland Paris!!

I think it was the Americans that did that .

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Pasteurization... without it loads of food and drink wouldn't exist in the same way

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Oh... and the hair dryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disneyland Paris!!

I think it was the Americans that did that ."

Rubbish!! I don’t believe it, they spoke with French accents and everything!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Disneyland Paris!!

I think it was the Americans that did that .

Rubbish!! I don’t believe it, they spoke with French accents and everything!!

Even I can do that and mean Irish accent to if call for .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres the letters.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"They have rise to one of my favourite insults of all time "Cheese eating surrender monkeys"

Groundskeeper Willy lol

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

Vanessa Paradis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helped Soldiers in WW2"

Hardly. WW1 they were heroic. WW2 they were cheese eating surrender monkeys

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

They helped invent the two fingered V sign - always useful for communication.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

They made me realise just how fortunate I was to have been born in England.

I mean, soft cheese, just no.

Driving on the wrong side of the road, why do that

They can’t control their borders or rather choose not too.

Am I starting to rant a little

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Emanuelle.

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Croissants

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Alain Delon such a handsome man,my mother adored him and I do too. Gorgeous

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

A French bride to a British king popularised drinking tea in this country, if I remember correctly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marion cotillard,close the thread drops the mike

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"They made me realise just how fortunate I was to have been born in England.

I mean, soft cheese, just no.

Driving on the wrong side of the road, why do that

They can’t control their borders or rather choose not too.

Am I starting to rant a little

On the other hand, France reminds me that I am lucky to have more than a British passport and can visit, live and work anywhere in Europe whenever I so choose.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Created Cap D'agde

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"They beat the English in most sports most of the time

Not very well represented in cricket though

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

The French Press and great pastries

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By *inky man 64Man
over a year ago

farnborough

so many great films, actors, directors etc

Les Diaboliques is a classic suspense/horror/thriller

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Has anybody mentioned "coq au vin"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocked England out of the World Cup. That's good enough for me. Plus I drive a Peugeot...not sure if that's a good thing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allowed us to save them in Two world wars

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Allowed us to save them in Two world wars "

I think you'll find that was an international effort with multiple countries getting in on the act

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By *anes HubbyCouple
over a year ago

Babbacombe Torquay

"Allowed us to save them in Two world wars "

We were defeating Hitler, nothing to do with coming to the rescue of France or any other nation.

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Vanessa paradis

Merci!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They gave us Richard The Lionheart (ok, he was born in Oxford, but his parents were French and he was raised in France)

Oh, and Sophie Marceau too.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The french letter.....

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Nothing except give us migrants that they can't or won't stop

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Give us holiday homes to live in.

Hold a three week cycle race.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole my wife !

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Ladies cycling around town wearing heels and stockings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Allowed us to save them in Two world wars

We were defeating Hitler, nothing to do with coming to the rescue of France or any other nation."

Thanks for the history lesson well aware of the semantics around WW2, however, was a tongue in cheek comment not to be taken seriously

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

They gave us Gerard depardue how ever its spelt Eric cantonar I won't even attempt some of the other most famose ones as I've not chance of getting anywhere near the spelling of their names .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

French knickers .

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

"Ladies cycling around town wearing heels and stockings. "

Surely that was Benny Hill

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Cheeeeeeseeeee and onion soup

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Provided proof that revolutions work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stole my wife ! "

Before anyone asks, this time it wasn’t me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No french has ever done anything for me! Not for the lack of trying though

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

They can loose Saturday for a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give us holiday homes to live in.

Hold a three week cycle race.

If you only have a British passport you can only use them three months in 6 now. And I missed the holiday home giveaway.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Helped Soldiers in WW2"

And the resistance

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Le bidet, Le renaut cleo chloe, he-ho, he-ho, he-ho, ooo la-la, com ce com ca, and Allo Allo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a partial buffer between us and the Germans.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Boat loads of illegal immigrants most days

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By *ugehandsMan
over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TdF and les frites!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Foire gras

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By *g1231974Man
over a year ago

wetherby

Made us thankful for not being French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelin stars chefs

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