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How much does a wet pussy noise turn you on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Answers below

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Very much.

If I haven’t had sex for a while, I’ll go running in the rain in flip flops to remember the sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why don't nail the cat flap shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely squelching and squishing pussy sound

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. "

And you said in t’other thread that you didn’t want romance. Pffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a prelude to the main course of ramming a plunger into the toilet basin to clear it.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I love the noise. This is why I always go grape treading naked in the South of France so I can have a wank whilst feeling the grape skin between my pinkies

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

well its a good sign your turning her on,,

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere

The best sound ever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean that like

Psss psss psss sound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. "

you need a microchip

having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Not at all.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Definitely a turn on for me.

XX

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut.

you need a microchip

having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in."

Here’s me thinking of a microchipped cock ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't beat the sound of a good squelch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In or out of the bath?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

About as much as a set of sweaty bollocks being peeled off a man's thigh in the summer!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks "

I’m making a pot just now if you want some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coming from the women i play with - i adore it

but i get so self conscious when it's me! Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About as much as a set of sweaty bollocks being peeled off a man's thigh in the summer! "

That is quite an image and I need to dispel it (praying for cold summers and ingrowing bollocks!)

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Very much...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks

I’m making a pot just now if you want some."

Why thank you. An Earl grey please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth "

Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too!

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks

I’m making a pot just now if you want some.

Why thank you. An Earl grey please "

Has to be Yorkshire Tea, not that Earl crap :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks

I’m making a pot just now if you want some.

Why thank you. An Earl grey please "

I'm definitely grey but lack a title, would that do?

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth

Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! "

lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nothing gets me harder than the sound of a welly being pulled out of wet mud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very much.

If I haven’t had sex for a while, I’ll go running in the rain in flip flops to remember the sound "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks

I’m making a pot just now if you want some.

Why thank you. An Earl grey please

Has to be Yorkshire Tea, not that Earl crap :P"

Yorkshire in the morning, Earl for the afternoon

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

One of the very best sounds in the world.

Hearing those sounds is quite the turn on.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Especially accompanied with a lovely long bubbly fanny fart

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By *oleyunitedMan
over a year ago

cornwall

It's such a beautiful sound, and even better when your hand is covered, and it's dripping from your fingers

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

The second best sex sound without a doubt!

The first has to be “I’m going to cum” followed by a noisy female full on orgasm, life doesn’t get much better those three in sequence…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much I forgot what I was going to type.

Insert haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth

Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too!

lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since "

I don’t think it’s something I’ll forget either now

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"About as much as a set of sweaty bollocks being peeled off a man's thigh in the summer! "

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By *eedsLocal2040Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Up there with the sound of frying bacon

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. "

Chastity belts are one thing.

Nailing flaps closed is a tad extreme....

A

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

That reminds me. I got my welly stuck in a bog crossing a farmers field over the weekend

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mixing wallpaper paste in a bucket.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Love it

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Especially when you put your hand down there for a cheeky fondle

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Especially when you put your hand down there for a cheeky fondle

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Unless she's just incontinent and run out of Tena's of course.....

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That reminds me. I got my welly stuck in a bog crossing a farmers field over the weekend "

Last time that happened with me, the welly came off!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Last time that happened with me, the welly came off! "

Right, that’s it. I’ve completely lost track of this metaphor now!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

we enjoy it coming from our playmates

when it's from me, I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time that happened with me, the welly came off!

Right, that’s it. I’ve completely lost track of this metaphor now!"

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington


"Up there with the sound of frying bacon"

If you hear that whilst having sex, I’d slow down and add some lube before you burn those lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex "

So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop?

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Oh yes, and a great cue to tell him I'm going to sit on his face

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Or her's..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex

So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop? "

You know the drill.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Especially when you put your hand down there for a cheeky fondle

Unless she's just incontinent and run out of Tena's of course.....

A"

Well, I think you killed it, sir

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters


"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex "

Just brilliant

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