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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. " And you said in t’other thread that you didn’t want romance. Pffft. | |||
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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. " you need a microchip having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in. | |||
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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. you need a microchip having said that, a friend has one, but a neighbours cat tailgates hers when it comes in." Here’s me thinking of a microchipped cock ring | |||
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks " I’m making a pot just now if you want some. | |||
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks I’m making a pot just now if you want some." Why thank you. An Earl grey please | |||
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth " Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! | |||
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks I’m making a pot just now if you want some. Why thank you. An Earl grey please " Has to be Yorkshire Tea, not that Earl crap :P | |||
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks I’m making a pot just now if you want some. Why thank you. An Earl grey please " I'm definitely grey but lack a title, would that do? | |||
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! " lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since | |||
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"Very much. If I haven’t had sex for a while, I’ll go running in the rain in flip flops to remember the sound " | |||
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"I prefer the sound of tea-bagging. Thanks I’m making a pot just now if you want some. Why thank you. An Earl grey please Has to be Yorkshire Tea, not that Earl crap :P" Yorkshire in the morning, Earl for the afternoon | |||
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"its very squelchy sound , like when you grab your cheek on your face and pull it rapidly back n forth Surely I’m not going to be the only one who’s just done this and yes it’s quite accurate too! lol its a thing , my mate showed me this years ago to demonstrate what her pussy would sound like during sex with someone . it killed me and its been stuck ever since " I don’t think it’s something I’ll forget either now | |||
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"About as much as a set of sweaty bollocks being peeled off a man's thigh in the summer! " | |||
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"This is why don't nail the cat flap shut. " Chastity belts are one thing. Nailing flaps closed is a tad extreme.... A | |||
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"Especially when you put your hand down there for a cheeky fondle " Unless she's just incontinent and run out of Tena's of course..... A | |||
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"That reminds me. I got my welly stuck in a bog crossing a farmers field over the weekend " Last time that happened with me, the welly came off! | |||
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"Last time that happened with me, the welly came off! " Right, that’s it. I’ve completely lost track of this metaphor now! | |||
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"Last time that happened with me, the welly came off! Right, that’s it. I’ve completely lost track of this metaphor now!" | |||
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"Up there with the sound of frying bacon" If you hear that whilst having sex, I’d slow down and add some lube before you burn those lips | |||
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex " So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop? | |||
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex So you telling me you have the WAP and I might need a bucket and mop? " You know the drill. | |||
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"Especially when you put your hand down there for a cheeky fondle Unless she's just incontinent and run out of Tena's of course..... A" Well, I think you killed it, sir | |||
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"Yes I enjoy the noise I'm a very lubricated woman I don't know why I get so wet but I will tell you now I could easily fill a pint glass with fanny gunge and I should also say I have asked professional scientists to investigate why I am so wet but what I will also say is it is an inconvenience when you live with your family in law because you have to pretend you're making macaroni in a pot because of the wet ass pussy noises that come from my bedroom and sometimes I don't know if they believe it I actually set my bedroom on fire so it kind of seemed like I was telling the truth but then I had even more major fanny gloop because the firemen came and oh my goodness I was wetter than an umbrella in a heavy downpour of rain watching them put out my fire but we all need to disguise the noise so we do not look guilty of having sex " Just brilliant | |||
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