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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " | |||
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"Oh dear...the most blatant trolling I've seen in a while!" Yeah but funny how people fall for it every time lol | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " Absolutely, they are so far up their own arses that they frequently turn themselves inside out. Some of them look better with their outside skinside on the inside looking outside and the inside on the outside ... if you get my drift. Why do you ask? | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " Welcome aboard Phil. Anything you need to ask, you can rely on the forum to put you straight some of it may be through shit tinted spectacles though | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. Absolutely, they are so far up their own arses that they frequently turn themselves inside out. Some of them look better with their outside skinside on the inside looking outside and the inside on the outside ... if you get my drift. Why do you ask? " PMSL.. now I know why I am struggling | |||
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"I see you have a couples profile with the wife with 5 veri's in 6 weeks. So your moaning coz you can't get meets on your own? Is that it? " Get you miss marple ! | |||
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"I see you have a couples profile with the wife with 5 veri's in 6 weeks. So your moaning coz you can't get meets on your own? Is that it? Get you miss marple ! " Hahahha... His couples profile is mentioned on his normal profile, just wondered if his wife was having problems too. Xx | |||
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"No offence taken" But we know the female of the species (on the forum) are ladies, and not women (and they are far more deadlier than the male ) | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " You're a woman ??? Maybe it is just you then ! | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " lol | |||
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"I am a man really, so if I am up myself that's why" Ha ha ha lots of those profiles here | |||
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"I am a man really, so if I am up myself that's why" i knew it | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? " Like a flasher mac you mean?? X | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? " I haven't seen her suck on a cigar | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? I haven't seen her suck on a cigar " Gimme a cigar and ill show you?? | |||
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"Maybe those self centered, vain up themselves women dont want to meet married men " | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " Yawn - boring Couldn't you at least attempt to be original ?!? | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again " jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? I haven't seen her suck on a cigar Gimme a cigar and ill show you?? " Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " . Yes it is just you. Have a nice day | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please." Something unacceptable has happened.... | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again " Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here " Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol | |||
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"I am fabulous, and I don't care if no one agrees with me, so bite me! " | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol" please keep our tea party secret | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol" tea party? i was hoping dinner, champagne and a nice hotel for the weekend? possibly a dance too if and when we go out | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? I haven't seen her suck on a cigar Gimme a cigar and ill show you?? Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions " Oh really??? Sounds good xx | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lolplease keep our tea party secret " But everyone's invited, apart from stuck up, vain, self centered men | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol tea party? i was hoping dinner, champagne and a nice hotel for the weekend? possibly a dance too if and when we go out" But you left me at the mercy of Yam | |||
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"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character. works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill. wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? I haven't seen her suck on a cigar Gimme a cigar and ill show you?? Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions Oh really??? Sounds good xx " i was going to be dirty but the thought had crossed my mind | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... " What, what, WHATTTTTT???? | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT????" Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr | |||
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"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing " Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me | |||
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"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me... When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him... When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again jesus christ. order a taxi im outta here Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lolplease keep our tea party secret But everyone's invited, apart from stuck up, vain, self centered men" his wife can come since she is on the site...according to him | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT???? Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr " Ah lol My bottom has split! So to speak. We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him. | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT???? Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr Ah lol My bottom has split! So to speak. We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him." Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT???? Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr Ah lol My bottom has split! So to speak. We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him. Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x " You don't want him sitting, you can perve the bottom unless it standing on show | |||
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"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me " Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT???? Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr Ah lol My bottom has split! So to speak. We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him. Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x " ALL my arse work was done by a bottom double called Alfonse I believe since I fired him he has joined Arsey Anuson's Arse Agency and Bottom Academy. They are in the book. | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Something unacceptable has happened.... What, what, WHATTTTTT???? Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr Ah lol My bottom has split! So to speak. We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him. Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x You don't want him sitting, you can perve the bottom unless it standing on show" Good point!! X | |||
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"Its the same old isnt it. Guy hears about fabswingers, thinks great, loads of women wanting to have sex 24/7, gagging for it, and its a free site, whoopee. Opens a profile, thinks, hey I know what will really make them cream themselves, lets get in that loo and take a pic of my cock. That done sits back and awaits messages. No messages received. Thinks well I better start messaging myself then, maybe they've just not seen my profile whilst they are on the computer being doggied from behind. Messages sent, wait for the influx, not many messages received, but some saying no thank you. And so the guy tries again, thinking maybe it was a bad day, a blip on the site maybe, perhaps the women are only getting half the message or cant see the cock pic, so send a few more messages, widening the field to a few more females. Still the no replies and a few no thanks. So guy messages any female and also couples, doesnt matter where they come from, what they are looking for, if they have a vagina, they get a message. Still no positive response. The guy has come to the conclusion that all women are up their own arses and the female of a couple is being prevented by her man from messaging back, because hubby is worried that single guy has a bigger cock and will satisfy his wife more and she will want to run away with the single guy. So we're at the next stage now, putting a post on the forum and writing a mean status, hoping to scare us all..... " very good post u should send this to all single males on here "why dont i get a meet boo hoo" after 3days!! , well except me as the cock in loo pic worked a treat | |||
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"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible " And if you do extract the head, they come out vain | |||
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"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible And if you do extract the head, they come out vain" | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. " I can be whatever you want me to be. | |||
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"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. I can be whatever you want me to be. " woohoo | |||
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"Thanks to all for your input. " Don't go yet. You've got a lot more 'input' to come yet. This will roll for 100 maybe 150 or more posts... maybe you will hit the magic 170? | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please." Funky where's your bum gone?! | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Funky where's your bum gone?! " Disappeared into a black hole? | |||
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"Thanks to all for your input. " based on the input do you still stand by your initial post..? care to elaborate on it perhaps..? | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Funky where's your bum gone?! " It's hiding in Research Lab 2 on deck 4, gave me a right shock when I went in there looking for the tricornder. Bloody thing was rattling about under one of the regeneration booths... | |||
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"Which ones do you mean OP? Post some names please. Funky where's your bum gone?! " My bum was becoming too big. We had a fall out over Christmas and I fired it. I'm currently recruiting a new one. | |||
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