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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence taken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL prepare to die

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I was not sure whether you are saying that they(the women) are hoping to cause as much offense as possible or whether you intend to do that lol... in the former case I dont think that is the case, in the latter I would wonder why you would try and do that.

Which is it, please?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

Oh dear...the most blatant trolling I've seen in a while!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely not vain or self-centred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

I'd be interested to hear more of your _iews OP..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence taken your entitled to your opinion. I'm just now gonna sit back and enjoy the carnage u have brought upon yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear...the most blatant trolling I've seen in a while!"

Yeah but funny how people fall for it every time lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It might be you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Phil!!! Welcome to the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey, you're a fast mover to have spoken to all the women here in just 2weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe those self centered, vain up themselves women dont want to meet married men

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

2 weeks, no veri's, already dispondant. Same old story. Chin up chuck!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I am very self centred and selfish.

Whether that is the same as being vain and up myself I don't know. But as a single female with noone to consider but myself what else would I be?

I make my choices dependant on who I want to meet, what I want to happen during that meet and when I have time available to meet.

That is then influenced by who wants to meet me, if they're happy with what I want to happen or if any negotiation/compromise has to take place - and if we're both happy with that - and if he is available at the same time.

But why would I want to suit or please anyone else when I am here for my own sexual pleasure? That anyone else gets their sexual pleasure satisfied on the process is a happy accident and not my intention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

Absolutely, they are so far up their own arses that they frequently turn themselves inside out. Some of them look better with their outside skinside on the inside looking outside and the inside on the outside ... if you get my drift.

Why do you ask?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

And on a serious note I'm not sure moaning about it in the forums and putting it as your status isn't going to endear you to anyone!

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By *almh5Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Selfish and Fecking Fabulous to boot!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I see you have a couples profile with the wife with 5 veri's in 6 weeks.

So your moaning coz you can't get meets on your own? Is that it?

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Anyone wanna take bets on how long it will be be 'user no longer on site' appears ?

N

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

Welcome aboard Phil. Anything you need to ask, you can rely on the forum to put you straight some of it may be through shit tinted spectacles though

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible.

Absolutely, they are so far up their own arses that they frequently turn themselves inside out. Some of them look better with their outside skinside on the inside looking outside and the inside on the outside ... if you get my drift.

Why do you ask? "

PMSL.. now I know why I am struggling

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Absolutely not .. I'm charming to a fault actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see you have a couples profile with the wife with 5 veri's in 6 weeks.

So your moaning coz you can't get meets on your own? Is that it? "

Get you miss marple !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I see you have a couples profile with the wife with 5 veri's in 6 weeks.

So your moaning coz you can't get meets on your own? Is that it?

Get you miss marple ! "

Hahahha... His couples profile is mentioned on his normal profile, just wondered if his wife was having problems too. Xx

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

It's a shame if that's the impression this site gives to newbies, we've always found them very pleasant and polite and........blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fabulous, and I don't care if no one agrees with me, so bite me!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yeap totally vain and self centred here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No offence taken"

But we know the female of the species (on the forum) are ladies, and not women

(and they are far more deadlier than the male )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

You're a woman ???

Maybe it is just you then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phew.

glad someones taken the heat of me for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if its the majority of women but you are right there are lots about with very big egos . Makes me chuckle

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

welcome to the forums why not stay and chat awhile

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

There are women with egos, and there are men with egos.

For some men, though, any woman who turns them down is 'stuck up' or has a big ego. I'm going to go out on a limb and say the OP is one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/13 13:18:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a problem being turned down whatsover , a lot of women do however. They just can't understand why somebody would say no to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a man really, so if I am up myself that's why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man really, so if I am up myself that's why"

Ha ha ha lots of those profiles here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a man really, so if I am up myself that's why"

i knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing rejection comes hard to some people that they have to strike out like this.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? "

Like a flasher mac you mean?? X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat? "

I haven't seen her suck on a cigar

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat?

I haven't seen her suck on a cigar "

Gimme a cigar and ill show you??

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

cant get my breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/01/13 13:30:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe those self centered, vain up themselves women dont want to meet married men "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeah now your talking.

something small just covering your bits.

cccooooorrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "

Yawn - boring

Couldn't you at least attempt to be original ?!?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again "

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat?

I haven't seen her suck on a cigar

Gimme a cigar and ill show you?? "

Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the same old isnt it.

Guy hears about fabswingers, thinks great, loads of women wanting to have sex 24/7, gagging for it, and its a free site, whoopee.

Opens a profile, thinks, hey I know what will really make them cream themselves, lets get in that loo and take a pic of my cock.

That done sits back and awaits messages. No messages received. Thinks well I better start messaging myself then, maybe they've just not seen my profile whilst they are on the computer being doggied from behind.

Messages sent, wait for the influx, not many messages received, but some saying no thank you.

And so the guy tries again, thinking maybe it was a bad day, a blip on the site maybe, perhaps the women are only getting half the message or cant see the cock pic, so send a few more messages, widening the field to a few more females.

Still the no replies and a few no thanks.

So guy messages any female and also couples, doesnt matter where they come from, what they are looking for, if they have a vagina, they get a message.

Still no positive response. The guy has come to the conclusion that all women are up their own arses and the female of a couple is being prevented by her man from messaging back, because hubby is worried that single guy has a bigger cock and will satisfy his wife more and she will want to run away with the single guy.

So we're at the next stage now, putting a post on the forum and writing a mean status, hoping to scare us all.....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "
. Yes it is just you. Have a nice day

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I am a Goddess - of course I am vain, self centred and up myself.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please."

Something unacceptable has happened....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again "

Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here "

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I am fabulous, and I don't care if no one agrees with me, so bite me! "

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol"

please keep our tea party secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol"

tea party?

i was hoping dinner, champagne and a nice hotel for the weekend?

possibly a dance too if and when we go out

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat?

I haven't seen her suck on a cigar

Gimme a cigar and ill show you??

Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions "

Oh really??? Sounds good xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lolplease keep our tea party secret "

But everyone's invited, apart from stuck up, vain, self centered men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lol

tea party?

i was hoping dinner, champagne and a nice hotel for the weekend?

possibly a dance too if and when we go out"

But you left me at the mercy of Yam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that miss hottie is a bit of a columbo character.

works you out, plays around a bit then goes in for the kill.

wonder if shes got a dodgy rain coat?

I haven't seen her suck on a cigar

Gimme a cigar and ill show you??

Haha ok I have one I save for special occasions

Oh really??? Sounds good xx "

i was going to be dirty but the thought had crossed my mind

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened.... "

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????"

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing "

Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"When I'm Caz, yeah, I'm vain, up myself, consider myself God's gift and make voodoo dolls of any man who dare refuse me...

When Daz is in charge, he's usually boasting about being balls deep in pussy after sending out multiple cut and paste "Fancy a fuck you slapper" messages, but also makes voodoo dolls of any woman who dare refuse him...

When Taz is in charge, bones are scattered on the Cumbrian fells to make room in the cellar, out comes the chloroform hankie, and the cellar starts to fill again

jesus christ.

order a taxi im outta here

Get your taxi to bring you to the tea party, dont forget the biscuits lolplease keep our tea party secret

But everyone's invited, apart from stuck up, vain, self centered men"

his wife can come since she is on the site...according to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

down to earth members rule! lol

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

I'm me I'm not up my own arse but I do have standards so maybe your getting confused with standards and vanity? Either way enjoy the tumble rolling past your profile

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr "

Ah lol

My bottom has split! So to speak.

We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr

Ah lol

My bottom has split! So to speak.

We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him."

Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr

Ah lol

My bottom has split! So to speak.

We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him.

Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x "

You don't want him sitting, you can perve the bottom unless it standing on show

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing

Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me "

Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr

Ah lol

My bottom has split! So to speak.

We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him.

Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x "

ALL my arse work was done by a bottom double called Alfonse I believe since I fired him he has joined Arsey Anuson's Arse Agency and Bottom Academy. They are in the book.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Something unacceptable has happened....

What, what, WHATTTTTT????

Now I can't just randomly perv your bum every time u post I've gotta go into your profile!!! Grrrrrr

Ah lol

My bottom has split! So to speak.

We had creative differences and he was constantly undermining me, so I fired him.

Is he working for an agency? Ill employ him... Just to sit around looking delicious x

You don't want him sitting, you can perve the bottom unless it standing on show"

Good point!! X

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"Its the same old isnt it.

Guy hears about fabswingers, thinks great, loads of women wanting to have sex 24/7, gagging for it, and its a free site, whoopee.

Opens a profile, thinks, hey I know what will really make them cream themselves, lets get in that loo and take a pic of my cock.

That done sits back and awaits messages. No messages received. Thinks well I better start messaging myself then, maybe they've just not seen my profile whilst they are on the computer being doggied from behind.

Messages sent, wait for the influx, not many messages received, but some saying no thank you.

And so the guy tries again, thinking maybe it was a bad day, a blip on the site maybe, perhaps the women are only getting half the message or cant see the cock pic, so send a few more messages, widening the field to a few more females.

Still the no replies and a few no thanks.

So guy messages any female and also couples, doesnt matter where they come from, what they are looking for, if they have a vagina, they get a message.

Still no positive response. The guy has come to the conclusion that all women are up their own arses and the female of a couple is being prevented by her man from messaging back, because hubby is worried that single guy has a bigger cock and will satisfy his wife more and she will want to run away with the single guy.

So we're at the next stage now, putting a post on the forum and writing a mean status, hoping to scare us all..... "

very good post u should send this to all single males on here "why dont i get a meet boo hoo" after 3days!! , well except me as the cock in loo pic worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing

Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me

Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible "

And if you do extract the head, they come out vain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah that explains it ! That is also Floppy Daz's wank hankie. No wonder he hasn't been performing

Ryan, I don't need to wank when there's no shortage of desperate owd slappers just like that tart Caz gagging for primo beef 24/7...it's just a shame their pussies aren't as tight as Caz is with sharing brain space with me

Trouble is you can't do em up the bum without extracting their heads 1st and that's a right messy job. In some cases impossible

And if you do extract the head, they come out vain"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. "
I can be whatever you want me to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it just me or are the majority of women on here up themselves. Self centred and vain. Hope to cause as much offence as possible. I can be whatever you want me to be. "

woohoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks to all for your input.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Thanks to all for your input. "

Don't go yet. You've got a lot more 'input' to come yet. This will roll for 100 maybe 150 or more posts... maybe you will hit the magic 170?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thread closed

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

As a Triple Platinum Member I can re-open it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please."

Funky where's your bum gone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Funky where's your bum gone?! "

Disappeared into a black hole?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Thanks to all for your input. "

based on the input do you still stand by your initial post..?

care to elaborate on it perhaps..?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Funky where's your bum gone?! "

It's hiding in Research Lab 2 on deck 4, gave me a right shock when I went in there looking for the tricornder.

Bloody thing was rattling about under one of the regeneration booths...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a Happy New Yearbto you OP

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Which ones do you mean OP?

Post some names please.

Funky where's your bum gone?! "

My bum was becoming too big. We had a fall out over Christmas and I fired it.

I'm currently recruiting a new one.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Seems we're not totally up ourselves, we offer good advice and the OP has followed some and reconsidered his status...

I'm still self-centered though

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome to the forum Phil.

What you give is what you get. If you want to offend don't be surprised if you find yourself offended. Patience and being realistic that many of us uppity wimmin might not meet a married man will all help. Brownie points for admitting being married.

Have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lickety splits.

Give all i can give. May only of had a single profile for 2 wks but been on here as a couple for 6 wks.

Even on joint profile im being over looked as every one whom we have or has messaged us are only interested in my wife. Ive been overlooked since we started. I know i was bit harsh with comment and if anyone was offended i am man enough to apologise to anyone who may of been.

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